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Posted Jul 31, 2005 @ 2:55 AM

Viewers will get a look at what really goes on inside Hugh Hefner's fabled residence when E! debuts "The Girls Next Door," Aug. 2 at 10 p.m.
"What really sets us apart from other reality shows," Hefner told members of the Television Critics Association, "is that this is reality. This show is not fake."

"The Girls Next Door" will focus primarily on the relationship between Hefner, 80, and his three girlfriends, Holly Madison, 25, Bridget Marquardt, 31, and Kendra Wilkinson, 20


Hugh and Holly


Hugh & girlfriends

The youngest and newest girlfriend is 20...a SIXTY year age difference! Damn!

So who's gonna be checking this show out?

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Posted Jul 31, 2005 @ 9:09 PM

Hef must be slowing down in his twilight years...I seem to remember he had five or six girlfriends not too long ago.

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Posted Jul 31, 2005 @ 10:35 PM

I was thinking the same thing, so I checked it out.
It was 7 - including a set of twins.



http://www.lifegoeso...ruth/hefner.htm

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Posted Jul 31, 2005 @ 10:54 PM

Do you realize that if you add up the ages of the three 'girlfriends,' the number is still lower than Hef's age? Tell me, is what I'm feeling 'ewww' or 'attaboy?'

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Posted Aug 1, 2005 @ 12:02 PM

"What really sets us apart from other reality shows," Hefner told members of the Television Critics Association, "is that this is reality. This show is not fake."


Three braindead nubile pieces of ass hook up with someone who, from the looks of it should be mummified in some tomb, and he's saying that this "isn't fake." Puh-LEAZE, Hef.

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Posted Aug 1, 2005 @ 5:54 PM

I'd be so afraid to have sex with Hef because I wouldn't want to be the one he dies on top of -- it must be like Musical Chair Corpse Sex at that house!

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Posted Aug 1, 2005 @ 6:11 PM

Tell me, is what I'm feeling 'ewww' or 'attaboy?'


It's ewww. I am a single, heterosexual guy who is part of Hughs presumed demographic, and frankly he disgusts me. He has since he was 57 and took up with Carrie Leigh, a 19 year old from Toronto. I remember thinking at the time he was a dirty old man. 21 years later, it's infinitely more disgusting.

And the women? They are prostitutes by any other name.

The whole thing is just gross.

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Posted Aug 6, 2005 @ 2:42 PM

And the women? They are prostitutes by any other name



basically...but you know the word "girlfriend" isn't something you have to work to wash off!


*DEAD* at him snarking on other reality shows not being complete reality, but after all these years he wants us to believe he is REALLY having sex with all these young tenderonies


Its all him being a mascott for what he wants his mag to stand for, why else would all of his girlfriends fit a cookie cutter look....not one brunette ever got ahold of that diaper wearing geriatric since the 60s

Edited by CrazyMacy, Aug 6, 2005 @ 2:42 PM.


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Posted Aug 6, 2005 @ 5:54 PM

Kendra is one hard lookin' 20yr old.

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Posted Aug 6, 2005 @ 6:01 PM

I hope these girls are socking away every penny he gives them and that they make from their various layouts because the future for these silicone pumped up, bleached blondes after Hugh moves on to the next set of "friends" or finally dies on top of one of them seems pretty bleak. Courtesan is about as short lived a career goal as NFL player.

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Posted Aug 6, 2005 @ 6:05 PM

I hate the freaking banner add...it keeps interfering with the heavy handed use of the trackball on my mouse.

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Posted Aug 6, 2005 @ 9:05 PM

The reality show that I'd really like to see would be a "Where Are They Now" on some of the women from the 1970s, 80s, and 90s who passed through the halls of the Playboy mansion, who kept Hef company en masse, and who then got chewed up and spat out once they lost that airbrused-sheen and started to look older than 20.

I have no doubt that it would be a truly sad spectacle. Other than the women who lucked into finding a husband who could support them, or the few who were intelligent enough to become professionals in some sort of field, I suspect that it would be a long litany of heartbreaking stories of disillusionment and lost dreams.

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Posted Aug 6, 2005 @ 9:46 PM

The show is kinda weird and I don't know what they do all day. The editors have their jobs cut off for them.

Since Hugh discovered Viagra, he divorced his wife but they live next door to the mansion.

They have a sex schedule and make a pretty good salary. The whole set up is creepy.

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Posted Aug 6, 2005 @ 10:42 PM

Did you see Sam Rubin interviewing these girls on Channel 5 (KTLA in Los Angeles)?
These have to be the dumbest women in America. If this is supposed to promote a postive image for Playboy, it's not going to work. They didn't know who Dr. Phil was (I don't watch his show, but I know who he is, for goodness sakes), or current music, or what "square" meant. It made me cringe to think that the image they project is supposedly the ideal woman, according to Playboy.

Edited by Zanne, Aug 6, 2005 @ 11:22 PM.


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Posted Aug 6, 2005 @ 11:13 PM

I saw parts of the Sam Rubin interview. I think they were on the tennis court and there's not going to be a Playboy Jeopardy. I'd like to see how their parents react to their living conditions.

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Posted Aug 7, 2005 @ 6:45 AM

These have to be the dumbest women in America.


Actually, that is a fairly consistent trait amongst Playmates. Over the years, I've heard quite a few on a variety of radio and tv shows and almost invariably they sound not just uninformed, but stupid.

The only brightish light is Kelly Monaco, who comes across as being decent enough and still looks terrific. And she used Playboy as a springboard to get into acting in daytime soaps (not bikini clad cameos in C movies).

If they weren't 'girlfriends' and on this show, I am sure these women would be stripping, doing porn, or working as cocktail waitresses while waiting for someone rich to marry them for their looks.

Edited by nubbs, Aug 7, 2005 @ 2:09 PM.


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Posted Aug 7, 2005 @ 2:30 PM

Brande Roderick was one of his girlfriends awhile ago right? I seem to remember her being on Howard Stern and admitting that she never had sex with Hef. She seemed really hesitant to do so, and maybe even a little embarrassed, so I assumed that it was definitely part of the deal for the girls to act like they have sex with him.

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Posted Aug 7, 2005 @ 5:00 PM

As someone involved in adult entertainment, I'm going to watch this show both with horror and curiosity.

These women are all carbon copies of one another. Every woman who has ever been in Playboy looks exactly like the next, to me.

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Posted Aug 7, 2005 @ 8:11 PM

Brande Roderick was one of his girlfriends awhile ago right?


Yes, she was. Before she either a) recovered her dignity or b) her 'girlfriend' contract was up.

If my I ever saw my dad (whose the same age as Hefner (I refuse to call him 'Hef')) in a club dancing with a 20 year old super bimbo, I'd send him off to a home.

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Posted Aug 7, 2005 @ 8:34 PM

Is it just me or do these girls look ROUGH? Tiffany Fallon the Playmate of the year was very cute, but Hef's girlfriends practically bark. Also - the "mansion" looks fairly run down to me. That carpet when Kendra was getting dressed looked gnarly. You would think that investing in thousands of dollars in silicon would earn you better digs.

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Posted Aug 7, 2005 @ 8:53 PM

Call me crazy, but I don't blame these gals for enjoying such a lifestyle one bit.
Why not? More power to them!

They're enjoying a fun, free, and lavish lifestyle most of us could only dream of while making memories that'll last a lifetime. So they're coasting by on their looks while they can...living in a gorgeous LA mansion, meeting famous folks, partying daily, getting paid ridiculously, it seems like a nice trade out just to give old Heff a good and quick pounding now and then.
I even give the main three gals kudos for at least preparing for other career options when their stints will be up. Well, save for that one delusional gal who considers herself Heff's "number 1 girl" who is ready to settle down with him.
Yeah right. She just sees dollar signs and a nice divorce settlement---provided he doesn't keel over on her in bed one night.

Anyways, I can't judge them because I'm too envious of them. Yes, I'm shameless...I'm already hooked on the show for its ridiculous partygirl aspect.
Also? Is it a requirement for these girls to all have frilly pink bedrooms and yippy lap dogs?? Yikes...

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Posted Aug 7, 2005 @ 9:00 PM

I had no idea that his GF's weren't former Playmates. Three seems like too few GFs, bring back the girl with the monkey. Maybe Hef is getting sick of blondes and preparing to move into brunettes.

I recognize Holly because I saw her on Cribs and her eyes remind me of a Chihuahua with hyper-thyroidism. She's only 25? It seems her dreams of a life with Hef are delusional. Hasn't he said that he's given up on monogamy?

I can tell which one is Kendra because her dye job looks like refried ass spit roasted over a pit of raw sewage. Massage Therapists should not be annoying and self involved while working. They should be soothing and ask you about your day, I guess she hasn't had that class yet.

Bridget seems to be the most vacant bobblehead of the three and she's the oldest, I am shocked. It's time she got over her dream of being a playmate, it ain't gonna happen. She should take her Masters and her connections and start a business. I like her cat though, it's cute and I'm not a dog person.

Who didn't know that his GFs were gonna get to do a shoot for the mag after all their whining and bitching? Cross promotion perhaps?

Edited by ChocolateCherry, Aug 7, 2005 @ 9:05 PM.


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Posted Aug 7, 2005 @ 9:36 PM

ha! so I wasn't watching the show with a smirk on my face....Bridgett made it worth watching...old hating-assed heffa!!!!!

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Posted Aug 7, 2005 @ 9:57 PM

Did you see Sam Rubin interviewing these girls on Channel 5 (KTLA in Los Angeles)?
These have to be the dumbest women in America. If this is supposed to promote a postive image for Playboy, it's not going to work. They didn't know who Dr. Phil was (I don't watch his show, but I know who he is, for goodness sakes), or current music, or what "square" meant. It made me cringe to think that the image they project is supposedly the ideal woman, according to Playboy.

I saw some of it, Sam Rubin talks to the WGN Channel 9 morning crew in Chicago and he showed some of that interview. The part they showed was in the tennis court when one of the girls started dancing and Sam goes...

Sam: "what happened to the money?"
Playmate: "what money?"
Sam: "the money to buy you dance lessons"
Playmate: "uhhh"

And everyone was just laughing at her, she didn't even realize that it was a joke on her expense.

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Posted Aug 7, 2005 @ 10:48 PM

Why did I watch this? Oh yeah, I hate myself.
Anyway, I think they are all very hard looking for their age! Im shocked that Holly is only 25. That being said I do believe she is by far the best looking of the bunch.
Bridget I dont even consider pretty, and Kendra just looks trashy (actually now that I think of it she reminds me of a trailer trash version of Jenna Jameson).
I also cannot believe they arent playmates! What?! They represent Playboy the most as they play host to the new girls and follow Hef around everywhere. It just seems odd to me that they wouldnt be "allowed" in the magazine up until now (3 yrs later!).

What happened to the other girls btw? Are some still around or is Hef down to just 3 girlfriends now? I remember watching Cribs or something a couple yrs back and Holly was already considered girlfriend #1. So if indeed the girlfriend list is continually dwindling down in numbers, I could see how she is being guided to think that eventually she will be the "one and only."

Oh and that new playmate- the one that is "half Filipino, half Italian" is one of the prettiest girls I have ever seen on television. My God she was gorgeous! I have to hate her, sorry!

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Posted Aug 7, 2005 @ 11:44 PM

Is it just me or do these girls look ROUGH? Tiffany Fallon the Playmate of the year was very cute, but Hef's girlfriends practically bark. Also - the "mansion" looks fairly run down to me. That carpet when Kendra was getting dressed looked gnarly. You would think that investing in thousands of dollars in silicon would earn you better digs.


Hee. I think a little background info would answer not only that comment, but why they are doing this show in the first place. You see, I read an article a couple of years ago that statted that the Playboy empire wasn't doing so hot. Readership and subscriptions were going down faster then the playmates themselves. In addition, in a world of Maxim's and cyberporn, Playboy is losing it's cultural relevance. So how does a hack-job skin rag and it bevy of airbrushed sluts drum up interest? By half-assed cross-media blitz of shitty (but synergetic) projects like this and video game (yes, I know!) Playboy the Mansion (quick review:Add silicone to a 3rd-rate Sims clone). In other words, Hef isn't making as much money as he likes to show, so he needs to "sell" the Playboy brand name back to the mainstream as something "sexy" and "glamourous." The problem is that it's coming across as more "creepy" and "desperate." I mean, to echo what others here have said, the women come across as some XXX version of Children of the Corn. Not to mention that any women who still thinks that hooking up with fossilized pervert Hef can "help her career" is dumb, dumb dumb.

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Posted Aug 8, 2005 @ 5:12 AM

Didn't anyone tell Hef and his girls that the Pam Anderson look is over? That overly bleached blonde hair is practically blinding. Kendra's hair is the worst looking though - I am by no means a hair professional but I want to force a deep conditioning treatment on her. Then again, she is totally annoying so maybe I will reserve my conditioner for someone else!

I thought it was funny that she got so emotional when he told the three of them that they are going to be on the cover of the magazine, especially after Bridget's sobfest about how he told her she didn't cut it. They shouldn't hold their breath - just because they're on the cover to promote the show (because let's be honest - he wouldn't have put them on the cover otherwise) doesn't mean he's going to make any of them the centerfolds.

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Posted Aug 8, 2005 @ 8:52 AM

Oh and that new playmate- the one that is "half Filipino, half Italian" is one of the prettiest girls I have ever seen on television. My God she was gorgeous!


She was beautiful! It's too bad that Playboy will airbrush the life out of her if she makes it into the magazine. The pictures they print now do not even look like real women. I'm amazed at how unsexy and sterile the layouts are.

Kendra is fugly and annoying, but she seems to have the best attitude of the three gf's. She's young and wants to party. I feel bad for Bridget and Holly. At least Bridget will get her dream of being in the magazine. Holly is delusional. Hefner is not going to marry her or give her babies.

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Posted Aug 8, 2005 @ 9:55 AM

Also - the "mansion" looks fairly run down to me. That carpet when Kendra was getting dressed looked gnarly. You would think that investing in thousands of dollars in silicon would earn you better digs.


I think maybe Hef is scared to rennovate his house because maybe he thinks someone will try to install a bug or hidden camera and catch all the dirrty dealings in the Playboy mansion. I think that's how Fred Durst's sex tape got out. Someone was fixing his computer, and they stole the sex video off it.

The house is ugly inside to me. I would not want to live there.

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Posted Aug 8, 2005 @ 10:40 AM

I would be completely embarrassed to arrive at a Hollywood party in that fugly Playboy limousine, on the arm of a crotchety 79 year old man, surrounded by other versions of myself.

And is living in the town of Lodi any worse than whoring yourself on national television and loathing in constant self-pity because your bf considers you not pretty enough to be a centerfold? If she's only getting a cover now, her lifelong dream will still be unrealized, but somehow I cannot feel her pain.

Loved the exasperated look on the face of the guy in the mansion when Kendra was phoning in her food order. Priceless!

Edited by cedar7, Aug 8, 2005 @ 10:47 AM.