This whole "trip around the world" conceit is increasingly shaky. For Christ's sake, why are they actually winging their way back?
I would suggest that Kelly is
Jennifer lite--poor Ron has to figure out how awesome Kelly is, and show that he is worthy. Blech.
I think they should have had Rupert there to teach the racers how to build a raft. Really, that would be a masterful piece of stuntcasting. Please don't ban me.
Miss Alli should give Kelly lessons on how to swear. "Smart-A". For chrissakes. We could call this episode the "Decline and fall of a Beauty Queen." It could be like a Hogarth print. I'm only sorry that Ron did not slip down the slope and smoke Kelly.
Sing it now! Laaaa!! Montego Bay!! Laaaa-la-la lala lala lala laaaaa!
So what the hell is the mugging at the last pit stop? Dirty pool, I say. Especially in the middle of the night. C'mon! There better be some mondo bunching. Heh. I think Ron was channelling half the posters when he told kelly to shut up through the door.
Yeah, it's not so unbelieveable that Rob and Amber can't get tickets TWENTY FUCKING MINUTES before a flight. (See, Kelly? Swearing!)
Ron did that jump in exactly the right way--jump first, think later. Definitely an unusual screw-up for Rob and Amber. I like them, but don't really want them to win--mostly because I don't like stunt casting. Except for Donnie and Alison two seasons ago--that was just funny.
Okay, that was the bestest, ever comeback from the two people who most deserved it. Heh, I kinda suspected at the commercial break.
Awww, was that the theme for Miami Vice? They are really laying on the stereotypes, aren't they?
Hee. What's the Spanish for the "tire King"? That's downright funny.
Once again, I hand it to the editors--the tensest ending since Chip and Kim. Wow, that was great--good triumphed, evil was defeated (hung on its own petard--"Turn left! No, your other left!"). And yes, Rob and Amber added a wonderful competitive streak. Boy, they do love each other.
Other notes--that's some unfortunate facial hair on the brothers. Alex and Lynn--"Do you think Rob and Amber are coming? oooh, I hope not. . ."
Edited by Knick, May 10, 2005 @ 10:02 PM.