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#5191

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Posted Mar 29, 2012 @ 2:22 AM

Phillip Phillips : Lindsey Buckingham, The Next Generation

Or alternatively,

Phillip Phillips: 1975 Wants Its Lindsey Buckingham Back

Edited by vb68, Mar 29, 2012 @ 7:23 AM.

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#5192

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Posted Mar 29, 2012 @ 11:59 AM

Phillip Phillips: P-Squared == (WG)-Squared
Phillip Phillips: ... And All That Spazz!

Joshua Ledet: Who's Your Crawdaddy?

Jermaine Jones: Not-So-Gentle Giant?

Colton Dixon: Jesus, Take The Piano!

Deandre Brackensick: Giving Us Falsetto Hope

Heejun Han: Heejun, Don't Clown Around. Take A Sad Song...

Shannon Magrane: Cold, Dry, And Not-Happening

Erika Van Pelt: "I Went On Idol And All I Got Was This Lousy Makeover"

Elise Testone: Bottom Bitchface
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#5193

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Posted Apr 6, 2012 @ 3:45 AM

Phillip Phillips: I Don't Want To Hold Your Hand
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#5194

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Posted Apr 7, 2012 @ 8:08 AM

Hat tip to Jim Cantiello of MTV-
Phillip Phillips: Dave Matthew Dave Matthews
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#5195

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Posted Apr 9, 2012 @ 12:52 AM

Jessica Sanchez - BB Chez is Da Shizz!

Colton Dixon - Holy Skunk Head!

Hollie Cavanagh - Under the Bus and Under 5'0"

Phillip Phillips - Just Being Himself

DeAndre Brackensick - He's Jammin' and Jammin' and Jammin' and Jam On!

Elise Testone - Not Gettin' A Whole Lotta Love

Jermaine Jones - Sounds Like Whales Having Sex
*Thanks Jim Cantiello*

Skylar Laine - Can Kick Your Ass

Joshua Ledet - Crawfish-Flavored Lusky Stank

Jeremy Rosado - J.Lo couldn't save J.Ro

Heejun Han - Hai Whill Be Rhight Here Whaiting For Yu

Shannon Magrane - Gives Me a Migraine

Erika van Pelt - Listened to Tommy's Fashion Advice, Got Voted Off
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#5196

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Posted Apr 10, 2012 @ 3:35 PM

Phillip Phillips: Fifty Shades of Gray
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#5197

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Posted Apr 11, 2012 @ 10:10 AM

Joshua Ledet: Screeching To The Choir
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#5198

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Posted Apr 11, 2012 @ 4:27 PM

Phillip Phillips: Fifty Shades of Gray


Oh, this one is GOOD!!
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#5199

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Posted Apr 11, 2012 @ 7:53 PM

Phillip Phillips: Fifty Shades of Gray

Well, there's certainly something sado-masochistic about his performances- he's inflicting pain, and I guess by not changing the channel I'm letting him.
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Posted Apr 12, 2012 @ 3:40 PM

Colton Dixon: A Voice As Thin As His Legs

Skylar Laine: Vote For Her Or Your Head Could End Up On Her Wall

Phillip Phillips: With A Name Like That, You Expected Versatility?

Edited by Sparkling Beth, Apr 15, 2012 @ 9:18 AM.

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#5201

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Posted Apr 12, 2012 @ 5:53 PM

Skylar Laine: Skylar's Got a Gun
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#5202

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Posted Apr 12, 2012 @ 8:23 PM

Joshua Ledet: Screeching To The Choir


Well, that pretty much covers it perfectly!
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#5203

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Posted Apr 16, 2012 @ 9:52 PM

Skylar Laine: Skylar's Got a Gun


More like Skylar Laine: Laine-y's Got a Gun

Or...

Phillip Phillips: Copy-Pasting Performances Just Like His Name Was

Elise Testone: You and I (into the Bottom Three, that is!)

Jessica Sanchez: Saved By The Belle, The Dawg and The Old Fart
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#5204

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Posted Apr 19, 2012 @ 11:49 AM

Elise Testone: Testone 1...2...(bottom)3
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#5205

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Posted Apr 24, 2012 @ 2:55 PM

Jessica Sanchez: Jessica's Thread [Jessica points to self; makes sewing motion]
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#5206

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Posted Apr 24, 2012 @ 5:47 PM

Deandre Brackensick: Jermaine Jones on Helium (and Without the Arrest Warrants)

Live, from her Vacation Home on the Seal, It's Elise Testone!
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Posted Apr 24, 2012 @ 11:57 PM

Colton Dixon: GaGa Boo-Boo
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#5208

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Posted Apr 26, 2012 @ 9:53 AM

DeAndre: prettier than me
Jessica: 3 alter egos by 30
Joshua: STANDING OVATION
Phillip: face of agony
Heejun: (not) the last comic standing
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Posted Apr 29, 2012 @ 4:10 PM

Hollie: Blimey, Y'all!

(I'm a native Texan who's intrigued by this accent!)
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#5210

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Posted May 2, 2012 @ 9:09 PM

Phillip Phillips: That's his name. And his daddy's
Phillip Phillips: No no WGWG

Edited by FlickerToAFlame, May 2, 2012 @ 9:14 PM.

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#5211

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Posted May 2, 2012 @ 10:09 PM

Joshua Ledet: Screeching To The Choir


This is perfect.
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Posted May 6, 2012 @ 12:21 PM

Skylar Laine: Twang Banger
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#5213

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Posted May 9, 2012 @ 7:57 PM

Skylar Laine: Laine-y's Got a Gun

I love this! Perfect.

Edited by kems28, May 9, 2012 @ 7:57 PM.

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#5214

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Posted May 11, 2012 @ 10:24 AM

This one writes itself.

Hollie Cavanagh: I Can't Make You Love Me If You Don't
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#5215

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Posted May 11, 2012 @ 2:18 PM

Hollie Cavanagh: Thrown Under The Lorry
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#5216

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Posted May 15, 2012 @ 5:38 PM

Combining a couple of suggestions.

Hollie Cavnaugh: Blimey, I Can't Make Y'all Love Me If Y'all Don't

Edited by FirstAndTen, May 16, 2012 @ 3:41 PM.

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#5217

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Posted May 16, 2012 @ 7:11 AM

How about shortening it further: Hollie Cavanagh: Blimey, Y'all!
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#5218

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Posted May 16, 2012 @ 4:00 PM

I said it first, but it's still pretty silly! :)

(Miss you Hollie.)
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#5219

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Posted May 16, 2012 @ 11:14 PM

Joshua Ledet: He Takes Us to Church, But I'm an Atheist
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Posted May 24, 2012 @ 12:40 AM

Phillip Phillips - Pawn Shop Is the New Paint Store
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