Blair breaks it down online and hopefully brings the bitter.
The Inferno Aftershow
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Amber4481
, Mar 07 2005 11:13 PM
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#1
Posted Mar 7, 2005 @ 11:13 PM
#2
Posted Mar 7, 2005 @ 11:24 PM
Blair...sigh. I wish you were on a challenge but I'm glad you're hosting nonetheless. Come do a challenge, won't you. He is the most beautiful guy ever to grace Road Rules, IMHO.
Anyways, caught the first episode and Coral cracked me up with her " ass face " comment about the contemptible Julie. Hee!
Anyways, caught the first episode and Coral cracked me up with her " ass face " comment about the contemptible Julie. Hee!
Edited by bobnoxious, Mar 7, 2005 @ 11:25 PM.
#3
Posted Mar 7, 2005 @ 11:40 PM
Mmmm I totally second the Blair love. I fell for him during that double casting special before his season and B2NY. He's so adorable with the stoner qualities I also love in Randy.
#4
Posted Mar 8, 2005 @ 2:15 AM
Anyone care to have pity on us poor 56k people and recap what happens on the Aftershow?
#5
Posted Mar 8, 2005 @ 3:22 AM
Ok, I just watched the Aftershow and I'll try my best to recap the most important points.
Segment One:
Just a recap of the premiere episode.
Segment Two:
- Miz as guest.
- The two talk about Miz leaving BOTS2 early and Blair makes fun of Miz for losing to Derrick and Abram.
-This aftershow includes stupid sound effects, like they have a tiger growling during Miz's interview about being the undefeated in the Gauntlet/Inferno.
- Miz predicts that CT will vote him into the Inferno every time and he prefers to go against him.
- Miz talks shit about Dan (since he's up against him).
- Miz talks about Robin talking to Mark all the time on the phone while they were there.
- Blair and Miz discuss all the attractive girls and Blair implies that Tonya is warped. (He ain't kiddin')
Segment Three:
-This consisted of a "Beat Blair" Challenge entitled "Out Miz the Miz" consisting of a smack talking contest.
- Blair obtains another personality named "I.T." and him and Miz start bantering and talking over each other.
- There was a cute moment where Blair asks Miz what 2+2 is and Miz answers 4, but Blair says, " Nope! Not in Russia!".
- Anyhow, Miz won the prize: the Dell DJ MP3 thingamajiggy
- Blair gave him a poll question: "Is the Miz tough enough (get it? Shut up, whoever asked that question) for the Inferno?" And Miz brags about how he is the biggest guy on the Inferno and how he'll be voted into the Inferno each time. Ugh...he is like the head tool of the tool box. He's the hammer.
Segment Four:
-Truth or Dare: Blair asked Miz who was the best kisser and Miz said that Trishelle was a good kisser in other areas while Kendall was the best lip kisser.
- Miz's dare was to drop trou in order to reveal if he wore boxers or briefs. Although they did make a point to make fun of the poster's screename (which was GorillaNinja2002 or something). So Miz said he was "sporty", so he wears boxer briefs (TMI). So then he dropped the pants and flaunted his navy boxer briefs. Great...
- Blair, traumatized, vows to pour hot water in his eyes. Hee!
Next Aftershow? Julie! They showed a preview where she makes some lame joke about "not being kicked off the show this time". Shut up, Julie. Shut. It.
Segment One:
Just a recap of the premiere episode.
Segment Two:
- Miz as guest.
- The two talk about Miz leaving BOTS2 early and Blair makes fun of Miz for losing to Derrick and Abram.
-This aftershow includes stupid sound effects, like they have a tiger growling during Miz's interview about being the undefeated in the Gauntlet/Inferno.
- Miz predicts that CT will vote him into the Inferno every time and he prefers to go against him.
- Miz talks shit about Dan (since he's up against him).
- Miz talks about Robin talking to Mark all the time on the phone while they were there.
- Blair and Miz discuss all the attractive girls and Blair implies that Tonya is warped. (He ain't kiddin')
Segment Three:
-This consisted of a "Beat Blair" Challenge entitled "Out Miz the Miz" consisting of a smack talking contest.
- Blair obtains another personality named "I.T." and him and Miz start bantering and talking over each other.
- There was a cute moment where Blair asks Miz what 2+2 is and Miz answers 4, but Blair says, " Nope! Not in Russia!".
- Anyhow, Miz won the prize: the Dell DJ MP3 thingamajiggy
- Blair gave him a poll question: "Is the Miz tough enough (get it? Shut up, whoever asked that question) for the Inferno?" And Miz brags about how he is the biggest guy on the Inferno and how he'll be voted into the Inferno each time. Ugh...he is like the head tool of the tool box. He's the hammer.
Segment Four:
-Truth or Dare: Blair asked Miz who was the best kisser and Miz said that Trishelle was a good kisser in other areas while Kendall was the best lip kisser.
- Miz's dare was to drop trou in order to reveal if he wore boxers or briefs. Although they did make a point to make fun of the poster's screename (which was GorillaNinja2002 or something). So Miz said he was "sporty", so he wears boxer briefs (TMI). So then he dropped the pants and flaunted his navy boxer briefs. Great...
- Blair, traumatized, vows to pour hot water in his eyes. Hee!
Next Aftershow? Julie! They showed a preview where she makes some lame joke about "not being kicked off the show this time". Shut up, Julie. Shut. It.
Edited by skittishkitten, Mar 8, 2005 @ 3:27 AM.
#6
Posted Mar 8, 2005 @ 1:38 PM
I have a crappy dialup at home...but with a pair of headphones and a library computer, I can get in. And Blair's a natural at this, since he's chummy with the media whores, yet doesn't come off as a tool himself. I wouldn't want to see "I.T." again, though...that was hysterical, though. Also, it's very sad that Robin needed to use a speakerphone to chat with Mark.
I poked around the site...is the Coral/Mark interview gone for good? Shit, I wanted to see Coral rip on Julie.
I poked around the site...is the Coral/Mark interview gone for good? Shit, I wanted to see Coral rip on Julie.
#7
Posted Mar 8, 2005 @ 4:00 PM
Thus far I believe my favorite quote was from the pre-show when Coral said something along the lines of she had no idea why Robin and Brad were on the Good Guys team because there were literally still handcuff marks and then they showed a clip from the ep where they two of them got arrested in one night and they were both getting cuffed. It was awesome.
#8
Posted Mar 8, 2005 @ 7:52 PM
OMFG, you're going to laugh...
So I listened to the newest Aftershow and who was Blair's guest? Mizerable. He went into some stupid discussion about how Robin was trying to camera whore herself with her relationship with Mark on BOTS2. He made a point of mentioning how she was in a van with the cast and put Mark on speakerphone and was trying to manipulate the situation for a storyline...he even said how he thought she was hoping to get a Newlyweds - Nick and Jessica style show or some such bullshit. Hmmm, did he not hook up with Tara and Kendal and previous challenges or was that a figment of my imagination?
Mike - the Miz. Calling. Someone. Else. A. Camerawhore.
People in glass houses, Mizerable, people in glass houses.
I just hate this tool. I have for a while but this was just pathetic. here are some more reasons why I hate him....
1. His inability to take responsibilty for his dq's. Sure, Mizerable, it's always the fault of Jonny or Dave or the referee or the judge or whomever.
2. The way he yelled at Kendal during her brick inferno during the first Inferno.
3. His recap of BOTS2 where he said some garbage about getting Tonya to flash people because she has low self esteem (or something like that...I paraphrased the best that I could).
4. His cocky, shallow personality and his stupid alter ego.
That's all the reasons that I have for now. If anyone else has any that I failed to name, please do not hesitate to add them.
So I listened to the newest Aftershow and who was Blair's guest? Mizerable. He went into some stupid discussion about how Robin was trying to camera whore herself with her relationship with Mark on BOTS2. He made a point of mentioning how she was in a van with the cast and put Mark on speakerphone and was trying to manipulate the situation for a storyline...he even said how he thought she was hoping to get a Newlyweds - Nick and Jessica style show or some such bullshit. Hmmm, did he not hook up with Tara and Kendal and previous challenges or was that a figment of my imagination?
Mike - the Miz. Calling. Someone. Else. A. Camerawhore.
People in glass houses, Mizerable, people in glass houses.
I just hate this tool. I have for a while but this was just pathetic. here are some more reasons why I hate him....
1. His inability to take responsibilty for his dq's. Sure, Mizerable, it's always the fault of Jonny or Dave or the referee or the judge or whomever.
2. The way he yelled at Kendal during her brick inferno during the first Inferno.
3. His recap of BOTS2 where he said some garbage about getting Tonya to flash people because she has low self esteem (or something like that...I paraphrased the best that I could).
4. His cocky, shallow personality and his stupid alter ego.
That's all the reasons that I have for now. If anyone else has any that I failed to name, please do not hesitate to add them.
#9
Posted Mar 9, 2005 @ 5:15 AM
There was a cute moment where Blair asks Miz what 2+2 is and Miz answers 4, but Blair says, " Nope! Not in Russia!".
Hee! That's pretty funny. skittishkitten thank ya so much for the recap! I appreciate it.
Since the horribleness that is Mulie is the next guest, we TWoP folks should come up with one ridiculous pin-Mulie-to-the-tracks Q and all send it in via mtv.com for the truth or dare portion or whatever. That might be hysterical if it made it through to air or webair, heh.
#10
Posted Mar 9, 2005 @ 9:10 AM
Stupid mtv.com hates Firefox and Netscape! So I fire up crappy IE 6 and nothing plays! Damn webmasters are bishes yo!
#11
Posted Mar 9, 2005 @ 9:33 AM
who decided that having an aftershow on the internet was a good idea? MTV can find time in their busy programming schedule to re-run ancient episodes of Pimp My Ride, but they can't squeeze in thirty minutes of Blairs hotness and potential quality snark? Come on now. Thats just not fair.
#12
Posted Mar 9, 2005 @ 10:10 AM
No problem, Adammo88. Anytime.
Porky, I definitely agree. I mean, I could see if they had this full lineup of shows, but well...they don't. I just don't get it. Hopefully they'll decide to change that in the near future because I would really like for more people to see the goodness of Blair's basement interviews.
Porky, I definitely agree. I mean, I could see if they had this full lineup of shows, but well...they don't. I just don't get it. Hopefully they'll decide to change that in the near future because I would really like for more people to see the goodness of Blair's basement interviews.
#13
Posted Mar 9, 2005 @ 11:35 AM
I sort of remember Blair and Mike being at odds over Mike's romance of Kendall- I believe she used to date Blair. I guess they don't care anymore.
I also hate the Miz, for all the reasons mentioned above, and a few more that I just don't have the words for.
I wonder if this "after show" is MTV's way of getting the kids to stop dishing secrets of the Inferno on their websites. Do we know if any of the kiddies are still dishing on their websites? I know Dan is still doing a little, but he is such a tease.
I also hate the Miz, for all the reasons mentioned above, and a few more that I just don't have the words for.
I wonder if this "after show" is MTV's way of getting the kids to stop dishing secrets of the Inferno on their websites. Do we know if any of the kiddies are still dishing on their websites? I know Dan is still doing a little, but he is such a tease.
#14
Posted Mar 9, 2005 @ 12:54 PM
I love Blair. Even when he skanked it up that one time, I loved him. I don't understand why they wouldn't put the aftershow on the air either. My computer is so slow, I'll never get to see it.
They way I remember it is that another non-BMP friend of theirs liked Kendall, but had never actually dated her and he was pissed that Mike hooked up with her and stopped being friends with him. I do remember that Blair dated Kendall too, but I don't think Blair cared too much because there seems to be some sort of understanding between all of these castmembers that they can swap mates anytime they want.I sort of remember Blair and Mike being at odds over Mike's romance of Kendall- I believe she used to date Blair. I guess they don't care anymore.
#15
Posted Mar 10, 2005 @ 9:27 AM
I finally got to watch the aftershow with Blair and Miz, and my hate for Miz is tripled. Someone needs to call him out on his whiny camerawhore actions for once. But it was amusing to see how Derrick has gotten really under his skin. As for Blair, he does no wrong, he's been cool since the Quest.
#16
Posted Mar 10, 2005 @ 10:22 AM
How has Derrick gotten under Miz's (grrr -- I HATE that name!) skin? I can't get the aftershow to work on my computer, so if someone could tell me and hopefully provide me with a laugh, that'd be greatly appreciated.
#17
Posted Mar 10, 2005 @ 1:20 PM
Well from what I got from the show, Mike didn't take to well to Blair mentioning that he lost to Abe and Derrick. He just had this look on his face that was priceless.
#18
Posted Mar 12, 2005 @ 4:00 PM
Just saw the preview episode. Coral was funny as hell...she hates Beth as well as Julie? Sweet. As for the Tonya/Mark drama? I can't give Mark the benefit of the doubt. Tonya might be going insane (which girl isn't she seen arguing with in ANY of the clips?), but Mark's in the throes of a reality star midlife crisis. Only corner of that love triangle I'd trust is Robin.
Coral: "ASS-FACED JULIE MULE!" Then they played a banjo to Julie clips. I could really love this show.
Coral: "ASS-FACED JULIE MULE!" Then they played a banjo to Julie clips. I could really love this show.
#19
Posted Mar 14, 2005 @ 11:25 PM
Blair, Blair, Blair.... Do not hug Julie anymore, or give her compliments or I feel that this relationship that we have may have to end.
Julie, for the millionth time, the reason Coral and Melissa hate you is because they feel (I don't care if it's true or not) that you have taken money and work from them. I don't know how much clearer it has to be.
Julie, for the millionth time, the reason Coral and Melissa hate you is because they feel (I don't care if it's true or not) that you have taken money and work from them. I don't know how much clearer it has to be.
#20
Posted Mar 14, 2005 @ 11:36 PM
So, for those of you that missed it, Julie justified peeing on Coral's bed in the last Inferno by saying "see, me and my friends back home do that to each other as jokes all the time! It's funny! But I understand that it isn't appropriate and I'm totally ashamed". She's also married and knows a lot about the bible. I don't think I learned anything else new.
#21
Posted Mar 15, 2005 @ 1:22 AM
After the Inferno episode they showed a preview of her talking about seeing two male cast members "getting to know eachother."
Details?
Details?
Edited by Kenny1, Mar 15, 2005 @ 1:23 AM.
#22
Posted Mar 15, 2005 @ 1:07 PM
I didn't see the Aftershow, but I was thinking that it had to have been Karamo and Dan. Of course that's stating the obvious because they're both gay. However, I can't picture any of the other guys in that situation. Unless we're talking about Landon, because I still believe the rumors that he's gay and I'm upset that he didn't come out this season.they showed a preview of her talking about seeing two male cast members "getting to know eachother."
#23
Posted Mar 21, 2005 @ 11:30 PM
So I listened to the newest Aftershow and who was Blair's guest? Mizerable. He went into some stupid discussion about how Robin was trying to camera whore herself with her relationship with Mark on BOTS2. He made a point of mentioning how she was in a van with the cast and put Mark on speakerphone and was trying to manipulate the situation for a storyline...he even said how he thought she was hoping to get a Newlyweds - Nick and Jessica style show or some such bullshit. Hmmm, did he not hook up with Tara and Kendal and previous challenges or was that a figment of my imagination?
What's wrong with this? I find every bit of this logical and rational. You can't get on one of them for being an attention whore because if these people aren't attention whores, ALL OF THEM, they wouldn't volunteer to have every moment of their life taped - shitting, pissing, and fucking, only an attention whore would subject themself to that type of intrusion.
ETA: I know nothing about Julie peeing in Coral's bed, anyone care to rehash this for me?
Edited by winnie pooh, Mar 21, 2005 @ 11:31 PM.
#24
Posted Mar 22, 2005 @ 12:01 AM
RE: Julie peeing on Cora's Bed
This happened at the last Inferno. Julie and Coral got in a huge fight that culminated with the famous request to wrestle like a man and coral saying "I dont wrestle, I beat bitches up." During the reunion show, it was revealed that before had to leave the challenge (b/c she lost the inferno to Katie) Julie decided to pee on Coral's bed. There is no video evidence of this (thank god) but there is a taped confession of Julie saying "yes, I peed on Corals bed" It looked like a nigh shot, or a home camera or one of those OTF interviews, but it was definetly Julie saying it on tape.
This happened at the last Inferno. Julie and Coral got in a huge fight that culminated with the famous request to wrestle like a man and coral saying "I dont wrestle, I beat bitches up." During the reunion show, it was revealed that before had to leave the challenge (b/c she lost the inferno to Katie) Julie decided to pee on Coral's bed. There is no video evidence of this (thank god) but there is a taped confession of Julie saying "yes, I peed on Corals bed" It looked like a nigh shot, or a home camera or one of those OTF interviews, but it was definetly Julie saying it on tape.
#25
Posted Mar 22, 2005 @ 11:44 AM
Didn't anyone watch this last night? I think Beth was the guest, I want to know what happened.
From the preview, it looked like Beth was trying to flirt with Blair (he's jailbait at her age!) and it looked hilariously pathetic. Do these things stay up afterward or is it a live feed kind of thing?
From the preview, it looked like Beth was trying to flirt with Blair (he's jailbait at her age!) and it looked hilariously pathetic. Do these things stay up afterward or is it a live feed kind of thing?
#26
Posted Mar 22, 2005 @ 12:57 PM
I just saw it. Beth spins, Beth denies she's a bad person, and Blair has fun with it. It's fun stuff all around.
#27
Posted Mar 22, 2005 @ 1:17 PM
Oh - and apparently, from the preview after the MTV episode, Beth actually gets a new Louis Vitton bag from Blair.
Did that really happen, Lantern?
Did that really happen, Lantern?
#28
Posted Mar 22, 2005 @ 1:43 PM
Do you mind re-capping? I can't watch this very well. It says on the MTV web site that Beth claims that other cast members were messing with her stuff as well. What's that about?I just saw it. Beth spins, Beth denies she's a bad person, and Blair has fun with it. It's fun stuff all around.
I saw a quick snippet of this during or right after the credits, and Blair was giving her a new LV makeup bag.
#29
Posted Mar 22, 2005 @ 2:28 PM
Yeah, recap please? I can't watch this kind of thing on my crappy connection and this is the one episode I'm really interested in hearing the scoop on!
#30
Posted Mar 22, 2005 @ 3:32 PM
I don't remember all of the details, but Blair did give Beth a new LV bag and she screamed and screamed. I remember her saying there were a lot of layers to the whole Tonya fight, and Blair goes, "well, let's eat that cake." All I could think of was Stee telling Blair to eat a pie.
Beth said that Robin and Tonya already had problems with each other, and that she just got dragged into it. Beth also said that she felt sorry for Tonya because Tonya is a camera whore but there's nothing special about her, so she needed to act crazy to get attention. Something like that. I mean, it's true, but I still hate Beth.
So for truth or dare, she picked truth. The question was something like, "everybody on RW/RR hates you. Are you this hated in real life?" and she talks about how everyone on RW/RR does hate her, but it's because they're insecure and intimidated (and at this point, the after-show editors put a pair of devil horns on her head with this "boom!" sound) by her. Then Blair's like, "Yeah, thank you for being honest."
Beth has one of the most annoying laughs I've ever heard.
Beth said that Robin and Tonya already had problems with each other, and that she just got dragged into it. Beth also said that she felt sorry for Tonya because Tonya is a camera whore but there's nothing special about her, so she needed to act crazy to get attention. Something like that. I mean, it's true, but I still hate Beth.
So for truth or dare, she picked truth. The question was something like, "everybody on RW/RR hates you. Are you this hated in real life?" and she talks about how everyone on RW/RR does hate her, but it's because they're insecure and intimidated (and at this point, the after-show editors put a pair of devil horns on her head with this "boom!" sound) by her. Then Blair's like, "Yeah, thank you for being honest."
Beth has one of the most annoying laughs I've ever heard.
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