Andrew Van De Kamp: Totally Evil!
#1
Posted Feb 21, 2005 @ 1:03 AM
#2
Posted Feb 21, 2005 @ 2:39 AM
I wonder how Bree and Rex will react.
Bree will no doubt look for a suitable Christian academy where Andrew can receive intensive reorientation therapy, including electrodes strapped to Andrew's private parts.
Rex will buy Andrew his own handcuffs and cat-o-nine tails and ask his son to show Daddy some love and discipline.
Subsequently, Bree will perfect a new recipe for her prize winning Bran Muffins that incorporates both valium and saltpeter along with plump raisins.
#3
Posted Feb 21, 2005 @ 3:37 AM
#4
Posted Feb 21, 2005 @ 3:40 AM
FYI interesting new article on the gay kiss/storyline, with a good quote:
Two teenage boys kissing in a pool isn't going to raise many eyebrows on a show that features storylines about a housewife seducing her teenage gardener, a PTA mom working as a high-class call-girl on the side, and a husband and wife exploring S&M.
#5
Posted Feb 21, 2005 @ 9:04 AM
Bree will no doubt look for a suitable Christian academy where Andrew can receive intensive reorientation therapy, including electrodes strapped to Andrew's private parts.
Gah! I'd hate to see Bree go all Anita Bryant on him. That would ruin her for me.
#6
Posted Feb 21, 2005 @ 9:29 AM
#7
Posted Feb 21, 2005 @ 10:38 AM
#8
Posted Feb 21, 2005 @ 11:32 AM
#9
Posted Feb 21, 2005 @ 11:36 AM
Justin could share his for a while.SHe might even remove his penis as Rex suggested earlier.
Edited by Cyb, Feb 21, 2005 @ 11:38 AM.
#10
Posted Feb 21, 2005 @ 1:30 PM
#11
Posted Feb 21, 2005 @ 2:00 PM
Well, that was surprising. I wonder how Bree and Rex will react. Being (not) gay is certainly better than being an unremorseful almost-killer druggie jackhole, right? You never know.
Unfortunately, being gay doesn't change the fact that he is an unremorseful almost-killer druggie jackhole....... at least he's not one-dimensional!
#12
Posted Feb 21, 2005 @ 2:39 PM
a) said character is the thoroughly unlikable Andrew and b) said storyline will probably get next to no screentime
I know that some characters on DH are more likeable than others but I think every character on this show is going to have some pretty unlikeable qualites. I'm sure this storyline will show up again.
In May.
#13
Posted Feb 21, 2005 @ 3:11 PM
Thanks.
#15
Posted Feb 21, 2005 @ 4:48 PM
My main concern is that it looks like Andrew is gonna repress his orientation, and Justin is gonna get hurt.
#16
Posted Feb 21, 2005 @ 5:44 PM
For the record I did. I had no clue their threads were combined and only searched for something with Andrew Van De Kamp in the title.Please check before starting a new thread. We had a combined Andrew and Danielle thread, which I've closed because I do think they need their own. But in the future, make sure you're not duplicating stuff.
#17
Posted Feb 21, 2005 @ 6:56 PM
I too can't wait to see what the very Republican Van De Camp's have to say. BTW, I thought the Camp was spelled with a C not K. Am I wrong?
#18
Posted Feb 21, 2005 @ 8:21 PM
#19
Posted Feb 21, 2005 @ 8:26 PM
#20
Posted Feb 21, 2005 @ 8:40 PM
The character of Bree is actually based on Marc Cherry's mother, so it makes perfect sense for Bree to have a gay son. I'd imagine that this storyline will play out very much like Marc's real life experiences with his mother.Since the creator is a republican, I find it very amusing how the Van de Kamps ( I like to spell it like the fish rather than the recreational area) are portrayed. I wonder if he will make them compassionate conservatives or Sponge Bob avengers.
But then again, I highly doubt that Mama and Papa Cherry were going at it S&M-style, so you never know.
And for the record, it's spelled Van de Kamp. Says so on Bree's checks to Dr. Goldfine, Rex's hospital records, Rex's prescriptions, and on the official ABC site.
#21
Posted Feb 21, 2005 @ 9:20 PM
I wonder if he will make them compassionate conservatives or Sponge Bob avengers.
Since Mark Cherry is a gay Republican, I doubt he will make Bree a SpongeBob avenger (hee!). I'm glad that Bree had a picture of Ronald Reagan instead of George W. Bush too.
#22
Posted Feb 22, 2005 @ 12:29 PM
I don't think so either. It wouldn't make sense that Justin was starting to fall for him if he was. Andrew probably has a sweet and sensitive side that we just haven't seen before, and probably won't see for years to come. That being said, I agree with those who think that while Justin would eventually want their relationship to become public, Andrew will break things up along with his heart. Awwww...Although Andrew can be a major asshole at times, I don't think he's all evilness.
#23
Posted Feb 22, 2005 @ 1:10 PM
BTW, aside from Nicollette Sheridan, Mark Moses, Roger Bart and Harriet Sansom Harris, was this the first time we had all the characters in one episode? Even Penny made an appearance this time around. I thought that was neat. The main problem with this show is that they continue to introduce new plotlines without advancing the 2468 they've already introduced, forcing us to wait 16 months before they return to one. It's really annoying.
#24
Posted Feb 23, 2005 @ 1:48 AM
Andrew probably has a sweet and sensitive side...
Well, the only time we saw a sensitive side was in Episode 11 when he found out Rex did indeed cheat on Bree, and he took Bree's side for once. Mother and son actually had a bonding moment. I could almost imagine he was once a sweet kid before becoming an offensive teenager who smirked at everything. Remember his "Mama" plead to Bree at the end of Episode 7 after the hit and run.
For someone who has only appeared in 7 episodes so far (1, 4, 7, 8, 9, 11, 15), he has certainly grown on me. Shawn Pyfrom is a fairly good young actor who has great chemistry with Marcia, which really brings the tempestuous mother and son relationship to life.
Edited by kc2win, Feb 23, 2005 @ 1:53 AM.
#25
Posted Feb 23, 2005 @ 4:51 AM
#26
Posted Feb 23, 2005 @ 2:40 PM
I really liked how it was played out, too. A lot of teenagers struggle with their sexual identity. I wouldnt have expected him to be all "yeah, I'm gay. What of it?" when Susan caught him in the pool. Well done, writers.
#27
Posted Feb 26, 2005 @ 10:47 AM
Apologies if I sound a tad bitter myself, but sometimes you just have to call a spade a spade, IMHO.
#28
Posted Feb 28, 2005 @ 8:48 AM
Wee dickweed Andrew -- who, I am telling you now, will make his future wife's life hell
Perhaps Lynette could give Andrew's wife some pointers on how to survive marriage to a gay man.
#29
Posted Feb 28, 2005 @ 5:00 PM
Also, as a gay man, I have no sympathy for closet cases who conduct their intimate lives with such duplicity. He's lucky, at his age, to have a cute guy who loves him and instead he's shitting on that.
#30
Posted Feb 28, 2005 @ 11:08 PM
Also, as a gay man, I have no sympathy for closet cases who conduct their intimate lives with such duplicity. He's lucky, at his age, to have a cute guy who loves him and instead he's shitting on that.
I noticed that you said as a gay man. Keep in mind that Andrew is far younger than man-age (less than 18, too lazy to look up actual age...) And teenagers in that state of transition frequently act out and do strange things with their feelings, particularly if they have to wrestle with the gay. This would probably be compounded by the fact they seem to be living in a suburban neighbourhood and Andrew is in a heavily conservative family, that would make any young gay kid confused.
And he really hasn't done anything yet, although his 'I'm not gay!' line near the end probably has the Andrew Denial= Hurt Justin storyline coming up. Still we should see before judging. I actually like this take on a young gay storyline and it could've been a lot hokier, and I also like how Justin is actually kind of cute. Usually the 'gay guy' has this asexual 'gay face' vibe as Jack McFarland once said.







