Be Fucked! The Quotes Thread
Posted Feb 1, 2005 @ 7:49 PM
Swearengen: "Get a fucking haircut. Looks like your mother fucked a monkey."
Tolliver: "Sayin' questions in that tone and pointin' your finger at me will get you told to fuck yourself."
And not involving fuck:
"Is that a fresh scalp I see hanging from your belt?"
Posted Feb 1, 2005 @ 8:58 PM
EB Farnum: "Be brief."
Calamity Jane: "Be Fucked!"
EB Farnum: "Her gutter mouth, and the widow in an opium stupor. A conversation for the ages.”
There are so many great quotes in this show, one hardly knows where to begin!
ETA: Can't help myself, here's another...
Al Swearengen to Seth Bullock: "Here's my counteroffer to your counteroffer -- go fuck yourself.”
Edited by elkana, Feb 1, 2005 @ 9:08 PM.
Posted Feb 1, 2005 @ 9:07 PM
one hardly knows where to begin!
I think you got us off to a fine start.
Posted Feb 2, 2005 @ 12:01 AM
Posted Feb 2, 2005 @ 12:12 AM
Edited by hcwoodward, Feb 2, 2005 @ 12:18 AM.
Posted Feb 2, 2005 @ 12:41 AM
Al: “Sometimes I wish we could just hit 'em over the head, rob 'em, and throw their bodies in the creek."
Cy: "But that would be wrong. ”
Posted Feb 2, 2005 @ 8:57 AM
"God rest the souls of that poor family... and pussy's half price for the next 15 minutes."
Posted Feb 2, 2005 @ 9:33 AM
Doc: If was a more adaptable primate or one of your regular petitioners, I suspect I wouldn’t feel this pain. I guess I—I’d have a wad of cartilage covering the patella, protecting me from this—this discomfort.
Jesus Christ, Just Please, God.
Take that Minister.
What conceivable Godly use is his protracted suffering to you? What conceivable Godly use? What conceivable Godly use was the screaming of all those men? Did you, did you need to hear their death agonies to know your—your omnipotence? Mama! Mother find my arm! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy they—they shot my leg off it hurts so bad. It hurts so bad.
Admitting my understanding’s imperfection, trusting that you have a purpose, praying that you consider it served, I beg you to relent. Thy Will Be Done, Amen.
Posted Feb 2, 2005 @ 10:02 AM
(A question for the Mods, to satisfy my own curiosity: how much can we quote from the show?)
Posted Feb 2, 2005 @ 10:14 AM
Posted Feb 2, 2005 @ 12:37 PM
“Get the fuck out of here, doc. I'm working on my deployments and flanking maneuvers.”
Any line delivered by CJ is classic. I loved the "Be fucked".
Edited by mickeyjace, Feb 2, 2005 @ 12:42 PM.
Posted Feb 2, 2005 @ 12:47 PM
CJ . . . "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
Posted Feb 2, 2005 @ 12:52 PM
Al: Yeah. Strange, huh, Miles, but – something ya gotta know about specialists – they pay a premium, and they never cause fuckin’ trouble. Sometimes I imagine in my declining years runnin’ a small joint in Manchester, England, catering to specialists exclusive. And to let ‘em know they’re amongst their own, maybe I’ll operate from the corner, hanging upside down like a fuckin’ bat, hmm? Oh, we’re not such bad sorts here, huh Miles?
And this classic exchange, makes me chuckle every time:
Sol: Our stock’s depleted, but we are offering a 100% discount on any item that catches your eye.
Trixie: I’ve got money.
Sol: Our special get-acquainted-with-those-we’d-like-to-get-acquainted-with sale…
And the line without the line. When poor Johnny, without a voice, tries to explain who he's looking for to Doc and puts his thumbs and his index fingers together to form a triangle over his crotch, and Doc simply says "Trixie?"
Posted Feb 2, 2005 @ 1:21 PM
Posted Feb 2, 2005 @ 1:31 PM
Al, in a bad mood, to a cluster of eavesdropping ladies of the night:
"Go on, get fuckin'!!"
Posted Feb 2, 2005 @ 1:39 PM
Al, when asking EB about his bid to the widow: "Did you take it to the limit, EB?"
EB: "I took it to the limit's precipice . . ."
Posted Feb 2, 2005 @ 4:15 PM
"...and fuck us all anyway, for the limber dicked cocksuckers we are."
Posted Feb 2, 2005 @ 6:03 PM
Al: Announcing your plans is a good way to hear god laugh.
Merrick: May I say Dan, having resumed drinking alcohol, I cannot for the life of me understand how I ever could've given it up.
Posted Feb 2, 2005 @ 6:16 PM
I start laughing just thinking about it.
Posted Feb 2, 2005 @ 11:38 PM
Al: EB, steal none of this money.
EB: Gratuitous, hurtful, unnecessary...
Al: Dan, you've really got to learn how to show interest in a girl without murdering another person.
Posted Feb 3, 2005 @ 9:39 AM
Mrs. Garrett (to Seth): "Is the proper term 'bonanza'?"
Mrs. Garrett (to Farnum, but not looking at him): "It's a bonanza."
Edited by jm chen, Feb 3, 2005 @ 9:40 AM.
Posted Feb 3, 2005 @ 10:55 AM
Al: Yeah, we need to nip that Sodom and Gomorrah shit in the bud.
Posted Feb 3, 2005 @ 1:43 PM
"August beginning to my adiministration. Being locked outside standing next to a degenerate tit-licker"
Farnum is the best mangler of the language. "Your repast awaits your mouth"
Posted Feb 4, 2005 @ 9:03 PM
That seriously had me rolling off my chair in laughter. I'm going to call my first born Swejin now. lol.
Only one month till the show starts in the states again, hopefully it won't take too long before we get it here in England.
Posted Feb 5, 2005 @ 4:19 PM
"Blow me with soap!"
Posted Feb 6, 2005 @ 10:44 AM
"The lunatic that runs with Hickok just absconded with that child."
Posted Feb 6, 2005 @ 7:51 PM
Al - “In life you have to do a lot of things you don't fucking want to do. Many times, that's what the fuck life is... one vile fucking task after another.”
Posted Feb 7, 2005 @ 12:07 PM
But this, indeed:
Sometimes I imagine in my declining years runnin’ a small joint in Manchester, England, catering to specialists exclusive. And to let ‘em know they’re amongst their own, maybe I’ll operate from the corner, hanging upside down like a fuckin’ bat, hmm?
Left me, literally, mouth agape and eyes wide at the poetic and lyrical nuance displayed by the cocksucking writers of this show.
Posted Feb 7, 2005 @ 1:31 PM
"I'll be the fuckin' Sheriff."