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[bmills]

This kind of thread is a lot of fun on other shows' boards, so why not here?

"Agent Mulder, the review board finds that your actions were entirely justified, were in the best interests of the people of the United States, and reflect creditably on the Bureau."

Mulder: "Gosh, Scully, I've been completely wrong-headed about this. You were right and I feel contrite."

[ejluther]

Scully: "Mulder's in danger? Meh."

[Lauri]

Scully: "Mulder, I'm not fine..."

[Scrambled Eggs]

Mulder: "Scully, I left you a note on my desk telling you where I'm going, who I'll be talking to, and a number where I can be reached in case my cellphone doesn't work. I promise to be back by 9."

[Slippin' Mickeys]

Scully: "Mulder is gone. He's just gone... And here's exactly why, where he went, who he went with, when he'll be back, and this is how you can reach him if you want him to pick up another pint of Chubby Hubby."

Mulder: "Well, here's how it breaks down. The Bounty Hunter aliens are after ______, the faceless alien rebels want ________, Super Soliders are for the sole purpose of _______. Here, I made a spreadsheet."

[bmills]

Aliens: "'The Truth'? The truth is, we never had a grand plan. We've just been kind of winging it. You didn't think all those redundant, conflicting schemes were part of a coherent plan, did you?"

[Crow T. Robot]

MULDER: Scully, I think we should sit down and have a frank, open, and unfraught discussion of our feelings for each other.

SCULLY: I was thinking the exact same thing!

****

FROHIKE: Guys, I'm home from work. Man, I hope they fire Rumsfeld soon. He's such a slave-driver to work for. Oh, and Langley, I picked you up that sweater you wanted from the Gap.

Edited by Crow T. Robot, Dec 15, 2004 @ 6:25 PM.

[NickChick]

Either Mulder or Scully to each other, "I love you."

Answering machine message, "Hi, you've reached John and Walter. We're not here right now. Please leave a message."

[carinae]

Mulder & Scully: Krycek, you're not dead!

Krycek: No, and look who I brought with me! Agent Pendrell, The Lone Gunmen and Queequeg!

M&S: Errr...what about Fowley?

Krycek: No, she's really dead.

All: Thank God!

[Sonyad]

Scully: I always trust my gut intincts.

[Ouroboros]

Scully: I see Dead People!

Mulder: You do not!

[no trust]

Mulder: "Scully, marry me!"

[lynettefl]

no trust, Mulder *did* say that in Chinga. :)

[no trust]

But he didn't mean it, and there was no ring.:)

[kat_may]

Scully/Mulder: Hey, Mulder/Scully, something came up. I'm going to hang up the phone now.

Edited by kat_may, Dec 17, 2004 @ 2:10 AM.

[Kanel]

Mulder: "Scully, marry me!"

Scully: "Yes."

[Scrambled Eggs]

X or Deep Throat: "You know, Mulder, all these secret meetings are getting a bit silly, and I haven't been very helpful to you lately, have I? What do you say to us going out to lunch and I'll tell you everything I know about the conspiracy. Then we can have ice cream."

[Lili Von Shtupp]

Wireless operator: "I'm sorry, the wireless customer you're trying to reach is out of range."

or:

Cellphone: "Battery low - recharge now"

[Lauri]

Mulder: "Scully, why do you always sleep in your bra with a full face of make-up?"

~~~~~~~~~~~~

Scully: "Mulder, you know that videotape collection that's not really yours? Let's pop one of those tapes right here in the vcr..."

[carinae]

Mulder: I haven't lost my gun for a whole week!

[Memento Mori]

Random Secret Shadow Government Man: I know what happened to your sister, Mulder.

Mulder: Meh, I'm kinda over that. I mean, hey. Wasn't my fault.

[Coghlan]

Scully to Mulder (or vice versa): I wanna sex you up! (and mean it)

Edited by Coghlan, Dec 17, 2004 @ 3:34 PM.

[AnnieF]

Teena Mulder: "Yes, Fox, I cheated on your dad. So what? That C.G.B. was hot"

[Crow T. Robot]

Teena's fertile territory, but I think her least likely lines can be summed up thusly:

TEENA: Oh, yes, I remember that like it was yesterday!

Edited by Crow T. Robot, Dec 18, 2004 @ 1:01 AM.

[Ouroboros]

Reyes: I'm a lesbian!

[Memento Mori]

Reyes: I'm a lesbian!

Everyone else: We know!

Edited by Memento Mori, Dec 18, 2004 @ 11:04 AM.

[carinae]

Skinner: I was in a drag queen beauty pageant...and I won!

[Ouroboros]

Mulder (to Skinner, Doggett, Reyes and Gumen): William is MY KID!!!
__________

Scully to Shadow Man: One night?!!!! Who the hell were you watching, I bounced on that pogo stick for months!!!!!!

Edited by Ouroboros, Dec 19, 2004 @ 7:19 AM.

[carinae]

Mulder (to Cigarette-Smoking Man): C'mon Pops, let's go out for a beer.