Bree (to Rex, afer he asks for a divorce): "I'm not going to discuss the dissolution of our marriage in a place where the bathrooms are labeled 'Chicks" & 'Dudes!'"
Lynette ( holding up a piece of paper,to her sons): "This is Santa's cellphone number!"
And my personal favorite:
Rex (to Bree): "I can't believe you tried to kill me!"
Bree: "Yes, well I feel badly about that."
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Edited by Slashgirl, Oct 10, 2004 @ 1:20 PM.