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#1171

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Posted Jan 13, 2010 @ 7:07 PM

Completely stolen from Avatar:

Ana Lucia: I was hoping for some kind of tactical plan that didn't involve martyrdom.

Also stolen from Avatar:

Daniel Faraday: Who's [Jacob]? Only their deity! Their [God], maker of all living things. Everything they know! You'd know this if you've had any training whatsoever.

Edited by pretorian, Jan 13, 2010 @ 7:08 PM.


#1172

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Posted Jan 30, 2010 @ 11:17 PM

Completely stolen from Fringe:

Eloise: Do you think she'll call me [Mom]...
Richard: Who?
Eloise: The Staples-Lewis's 6 year old!

Richard: *pointing out to Faraday's corpse* my guess would be no.

Edited by just watching2, Jan 30, 2010 @ 11:20 PM.


#1173

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Posted Feb 1, 2010 @ 8:41 PM

Richard: "I am too old for this shit."

#1174

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Posted Feb 16, 2010 @ 11:49 PM

Desmond Hume (to Jack): Saw you in another life, brotha.

#1175

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Posted Feb 25, 2010 @ 2:28 PM

Stolen from "Definitely, Maybe":

Jack: Take it easy, David. It's just a story. And this one has a happy ending.
David: How does it have a happy ending? You and my mom, whoever she is, you're getting divorced! What's the happy in that?

***

David: Thanks for telling me the story.
Jack: You're welcome. I didn't tell you the happy ending.
David: What is it?
Jack: You.

#1176

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Posted Feb 28, 2010 @ 4:37 PM

Completely stolen from Fringe:

"New" Jack (to Jacob): Please don't take my son.

"New" Dogen (to Jack): If you can not persuade the others of your conviction, then you must do something to prove it. You must make [your son] important. And of course whatever you do, you must be prepared to face the consequences

Jacob (to Hurley): Momentum can be deferred, but it must always be paid back, in full.

Edited by just watching2, Feb 28, 2010 @ 4:38 PM.


#1177

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Posted Mar 17, 2010 @ 8:01 PM

Ben (to James): What the hell are you doing clutching my daughter's dress Ford?!

(I just remember that dress was Alex's to begin with)

Edited by just watching2, Mar 17, 2010 @ 8:02 PM.


#1178

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Posted Apr 6, 2010 @ 1:39 PM

Unfortunately, this won't happen...

Hurley: Dude, where did you get those diamonds?
Miles: The grave of those Brazilians you killed.
Hurley: Uh, we don't know how they died, dude.
Miles: The hot chick says they were buried alive.
Hurley: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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Posted Apr 9, 2010 @ 2:38 PM

I guess everyone who thought "Nothing but the best for you, Desmond" would never come out of Widmore's mouth... we were wrong. But it took an alternate universe to do it.

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Posted Apr 9, 2010 @ 7:42 PM

MIB to Claire: Do you have any idea how badly I want to wash you.

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Posted Apr 10, 2010 @ 7:08 PM

Daniel to Desmond: Have you hugged your constant today?

Edited by pretoriantoo, Apr 11, 2010 @ 11:27 AM.


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Posted Apr 10, 2010 @ 10:15 PM

Sawyer: I don't know what to do next. Guess I'll go down to the beach and have a heart to heart with Jack about the situation...

#1183

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Posted Apr 14, 2010 @ 11:11 PM

Ilana to the Candidates: Do your homework, listen to Richard and above all don't play with dynamite.

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Posted Apr 19, 2010 @ 6:50 PM

All the candidates (at the same time): Happy Birthday Richard!

#1185

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Posted Apr 20, 2010 @ 4:20 PM

Richard (possibly singing): I love life... life loves me.

#1186

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Posted Apr 20, 2010 @ 6:53 PM

Richard (to the Candidates): I've been doing this since you forefathers were in diapers!

Darth Smokey: Jack, I was your father.

Edited by pretoriantoo, Apr 21, 2010 @ 8:37 AM.


#1187

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Posted Apr 26, 2010 @ 11:54 PM

MIB: Why is the wine always gone?

#1188

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Posted May 19, 2010 @ 10:19 PM

Smokey the Locke Monster: You're with me now.
Jack: NOOOO!!!!! *snatches knife from Smokey's belt and slits throat*

*****

Sawyer: You know what? It totally wasn't Jack's fault Juliet died. I should totally trust that he knows what he's doing and just let the bomb count down to zero.

******

Jacob: So basically the person who replaces me has to be a completely pathetic loner who guards a pool of light for all eternity or until such time as the Entity Formerly Known as My Brother finds a loophole and kills him/her. Who wants the job?
Jack:...fuck this. I changed my mind. Where's that plane? I took a couple flying lessons back in another life...

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Posted May 19, 2010 @ 10:43 PM

Jacob: Now, I'm going to offer you the choice no one offered to me

Sawyer: Do we really have to hear that?

Jacob: You have NO CHOICE!

Edited by Bishop92, May 19, 2010 @ 10:44 PM.


#1190

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Posted Jun 16, 2010 @ 4:26 PM

Ben (to Hugo): Da plane. Da plane!

Hurley (to the Others): Ok. Smiles, everyone... smiles!

Hurley: My dear guests! I am Mr. Reyes, your host. Welcome... to Fantasy Island!