Australia's Next Top Model
Posted Jan 14, 2005 @ 1:40 AM
Posted Jan 14, 2005 @ 12:28 PM
Posted Jan 15, 2005 @ 8:44 AM
I'll try and get the next episode up on tuesday night/wednesday morning as soon as I can get it converted and encoded.
Posted Jan 18, 2005 @ 5:58 AM
Posted Jan 18, 2005 @ 7:22 AM
The judges also need to be more critical. Every single photo is gorgeous. Did they not see Allana's uber fug shot? Simone's constipation face? The show has no Janice. It needs a Janice.
Posted Jan 18, 2005 @ 6:25 PM
The show has no Janice. It needs a Janice.
I totally agree. The judges are being too nice.
I don't think half the girls deserve to be there, they are just not attractive. And then some of them are pretty, but their personalities destory any appeal they have - Sam & Allana, I'm looking right at your for that one.
I sort of like Gemma and Zoe so far.
Posted Jan 18, 2005 @ 6:45 PM
Sam practically narrates the whole show.
Chloe looks like she's having an allergic reaction to something.
Shannon seems to be set up to win ("I love you, ya bastard") :D
Simmone kant read
My favourite is Zoe, she hardly needs to do anything and she looks stunning. And yes, a Janice is required!!
Posted Jan 19, 2005 @ 12:28 AM
Mink? Is no Miss J. Her "catwalk advice" was CRAP. "Oh, be cool. Smile! Walk faster! Walk slower! Swing those hips! Don't be a slut!" Whatever. Girl looks rough, too.
I'm in total agreeance that the judges are too same-ish. All those photos weren't "gorgeous". Did y'all see Allana's photo? Damn. Girl looked orange and fug-LY.
I think they're setting up a Shannon win too. Bleh.
Posted Jan 19, 2005 @ 2:02 AM
Zoe is the best looking of the bunch despite having a butt chin. And Chloe looks rather blah on TV, but she takes good photos. Really surprised about her.
Zoe is by far my favourite. She takes awesome photos, looks like a model, and hasn't done anything annoying yet (Sam, Allana, Gemma, Nicole, etc.). I think she and Chloe took the best photos this week.
At this point I'm going to go on a limb and say that Sam, Zoe, Gemma, Shannon and Chloe are going to be final five. Something about the editing gives that vibe. Though I'm not seeing Shannon winning yet, she has gotten a positive edit.
Edited by Taitn, Jan 19, 2005 @ 2:04 AM.
Posted Jan 19, 2005 @ 6:29 PM
Allana is horrible. I even hated her more than Nicole in this episode. I was really hoping she would get the boot so we could see the other girls' reactions.
Shannon looks gorgeous in that dark-blue colour, doesn't she? 'I love you, ya bastard' was my favourite line from the episode.
Posted Jan 19, 2005 @ 7:35 PM
Posted Jan 21, 2005 @ 1:32 AM
Posted Jan 21, 2005 @ 3:27 AM
So she fills out the "sex" footage, the "fun" footage, the "emotional" footage and the "bitch" footage that television producers crave for.
I think she's an abortion of a human being. And fugly too.
Naomi - Apart from the weird skin tags, you were adorable and fun! Why did you have to go first?
Nicole - Ugh. Just, ugh. Good fucking riddance.
Chloe - Irratating ugly sulk. Why are you even here?
Allana - Big breasted skanky hoes make for good entertainment!
Simmone - A bit of a bogan but not horrible.
Shannon - Love her, she'll win of course. Reminds me of Amali; an attractive dag who says some hilarious comments.
Atong - If they needed to have a token black chick in this reality show, why pick her? Completely humourless twat who needs her head smacked in. Why isn't there more bagging of this A-grade bitch? Is everyone too afraid of being called racist?
Gemma, Zoe - Cute and inoffensive, but I need to see more of.
Edited by bjork, Jan 21, 2005 @ 3:40 AM.
Posted Jan 21, 2005 @ 7:54 PM
[Link removed. - LTG]
Edited by LTG, Jan 31, 2005 @ 9:56 AM.
Posted Jan 22, 2005 @ 5:19 AM
I really liked Naomi and was annoyed to see her go.
Nicole had a terrible body shape. Heck, you can't even call that a shape. It was all angles. She made the MischBot look fat.
Sam needs to find a hole and rot in it. She is SO oblivious, it could knock her in the face, run around naked and she wouldn't notice.
I use to like Gemma until she didn't her terrible "I know Miss Universe'. If you have to remind someone that they know you when they are a famous person, you really are a nobody.
I really like Shannon and I hope she wins. I love her 'Aussieness'. Heck, where else would hear this from a NTM? From the official website:
Best Hair Tip?
I don't have one - my hair is shit (I LOVE the bluntness)
How does your family feel about you being in Australia's Next Top Model?
They are stoked - they may even be more excited than me.
I think Chloe more than brings the fug. She is fug. I was watching the show with my mother and she was so nice (always upping the self esteem) that if Chloe could be a model, I could have had a shot at the show.
And I can't help but be amused at Atong's job, "Fashion Retail Assistant" Hehe. She probably works at Su-par.
Posted Jan 24, 2005 @ 11:22 PM
Heehee. I haven't seen much of Atong (BORRRRRRRRRRRING), but I'll find an excuse to get my hate on for her just for that hilarious comment.
Completely humourless twat who needs her head smacked in. Why isn't there more bagging of this A-grade bitch?
Posted Jan 25, 2005 @ 6:39 AM
Atong was my next choice to go, so, a little woo hoo there.
But honestly, they could have all been eliminated and I would have been happy. What a bunch of spoilt, stuck up, lazy bitches!!
This show is the biggest car crash ever. Totally tragic and horrible, but I just can't look away.
Posted Jan 25, 2005 @ 7:47 AM
Word. Interesting tidbit the website has both Allana and Atong as eliminated. I'm hoping that's pointing to next week's boot and not just a stuff up.
Dammit, this close to being rid of Allana and her fugly hair (even after the makeover) and eyelashes.
Atong was my next choice to go, so, a little woo hoo there.
Finally the judges got a bit more narky and for good reason. Chloe and Simmone have a pretty/fug thing happening, where sometimes they don't look as bad, but other times not so great. Shannon seems okay, but she's a bit too boganesque for me. I'd root for Zoe but she's apparently tight with Sam, so that makes her guilty by association. Still meh on the others.
Posted Jan 25, 2005 @ 8:23 AM
A big "hell fucking yeah!" to the Atong boot! But Allana is just as bad, they only kept her around for more bitchy footage. Girl is FUG with the ratty strawberry blonde strands and make-up covered zits.
Hopeful elimanation list from now on:
10. Naomi - :(
5. Simmone - Her photos were great tonight though.
3. Sam - I'm loving hating her. She is such a cunt.
...leaving Zoe and Shannon - I don't care who wins, as long as it's one of them.
Why is Chloe - the supposed shy one - such a fucking cowardly sulk? The only time I hear her even speak is in those lame interview things - where her fugly mug is complaining about another "mission" or ragging on another contestant. Did you SEE her at the auditions? How did she get past the door? God vomited - and then there was Chloe...
Posted Jan 25, 2005 @ 9:29 AM
After watching it tonight, I have to say that Zoe is my favourite. She's so hot - wow! If I was a lesbian she’d totally be on my radar. She actually reminds me a little of Justine Bateman (my original girl-crush) just with lighter skin. Lucky girl! Her photo shoot with Simonne was HOT. She also seems to be the most mature of the bunch. Not that that would be such a huge feat...
I'm surprised Allana didn't go tonight. She looks more like a lap dancer than a model IMHO. Her body is the opposite of what a model's body should be and she's just plain skanky looking. She doesn’t even have pretty face to make up for it either. Also, how can a make-up artist be expected to work with skin like that? The extensions of both her hair and eyelashes were completely OTT. I don't think she's aware of the concept of natural beauty.
Sam - my god, what a motor-mouth! 2 minutes with her and I'd be pulling my hair out. It would be alright if she actually had something of interest to say, but all the girl does is namedrop and talk herself up. I do not like her at all. I really dislike her face too - she's horsy, and she has squinty little eyes.
Shannon makes me laugh - she's so unrefined, but she's very naturally pretty and she doesn't like Allana so she's automatically in my good books.
Gemma is a bit of a loud mouth, and I think she says things without thinking sometimes, but she's gorgeous and certainly seems very determined, so good for her! I was so embarrassed for her when Miss Universe shut her down though. If that's not a cringe moment, then I don't know what is! It was sad watching her try to gloss over it afterwards too. "I think she did recognise me, but didn't know what to say" - hmmm... Also - I hate the way she and her on-again/off-again boyfriend spoke to each other, it depressed the hell out of me.
Atong had no personality so I'm glad she's gone. She did have a great face though.
Chloe is sweet, but a little too plain to be ANTM. She doesn't have any stand-out features, which seem to be the criteria these days. I like that she called Allana a "mole" though. Made my day. If only she'd say it to her face - meow!
Simmone is getting better I think. She is a bit of a bogan, but I think she's the sexiest (after Zoe) and is in with a good chance. Plus, her hair looks so much better now that it’s shorter and lightened.
Erika is a total bitch, but for some reason I enjoy watching her constantly bringing the girls back down to earth.
Help me - I'm addicted to ANTM! Who's making t-shirts?
Edited by little acorn, Jan 25, 2005 @ 9:34 AM.
Posted Jan 26, 2005 @ 7:59 AM
[Link removed. - LTG]
Go, download, enjoy.
Edited by LTG, Jan 31, 2005 @ 9:57 AM.
Posted Jan 27, 2005 @ 2:18 AM
The only ones who even come close are Simmone and Zoe.
Also not living up to the American version: the photogs! Seeing the quality of the American shots really made me cringe about the Studio 54-style shots we're seeing. The 70s are so 90s.
Posted Jan 27, 2005 @ 4:41 AM
The first shoot was pretty good, I thought, but I'm a sucker for the mini gloves that were used. The horse shoot was a bit too Cleo/Dolly, though Zoe's picture was awesome.
Posted Jan 27, 2005 @ 9:52 AM
Shannon started crying when she was posing with Allana
I don't blame her for that - imagine trying to act like you were hot for Allana! The girl is a big saddlebag of FUG.
Posted Jan 31, 2005 @ 5:05 AM
I dont think on the american version they would ever show the girl having brazilians? :/
also, the speed is so much faster
I like chloe, her personality is cute and simmone is beautiful. but they are all so bitchy againt allana, they could use that energy better to focus on winning :/
I think shannon is too mean and I dont like gemma (having sex on tv, with a guy you dont know and being (semi)drunk)
erika is bitchy/has attitude, tyra was nicer maybe even a bit wise.
I think I just prefer the american version, more classy?
btw, what is this show hot house?
Edited by swwswwsww, Jan 31, 2005 @ 5:12 AM.
Posted Jan 31, 2005 @ 9:29 PM
The website still appears to be up, you can check it out for more information.
Posted Feb 1, 2005 @ 2:43 AM
Does Fox8 show a repeat later in the week?
[Er, and if anyone knows of an encore presentation of the OC season premiere, I have this friend... who wouldn't mind knowing when that might be, too.]
Posted Feb 1, 2005 @ 5:03 AM
As for the OC, doubting it highly.
Posted Feb 1, 2005 @ 5:43 AM
As for this week's show.. I FELL FOR IT. Didn't see that one coming at all. :p