Say it with me now....TRAIN. WRECK. You know it's a bad night when DIANA has the best performance of the night
For the love of Jesus H. Roman and all that is holy, this is so true. And it makes me want to cry. Or put my foot through the TV screen.
Someone on the Spec thread suggested Luciano Pavorotti night.
Actually, that would be great. If they do Luciano night, the contestants will either:
a) have someone help them on and off stage because they can't do it under their own power and insist on sitting on a stool at the edge of the stage so that they can just phone it in from the wings, or
b) will tell the judges that they're sick 15 minutes before the show starts, which means that 19E will have to get the understudies to go on for them - bring on Marque, Lisa, Susie, and everyone else who might make this display of infinite mehness a little more interesting....
*totally O/T, but I hate that big asshat "divo" Pavarotti with the fire of two thousand nuns (a thousand wouldn't even eclipse his enormous ego inflated head) for completely screwing the arts org. I used to work for. He doesn't deserve to wipe Quentin Taratino's giant sweaty forehead as far as I'm concerned...