Animal-lympics
#1
Posted Mar 19, 2004 @ 7:19 PM
Did anyone else watch?
All of the athletes were animals and there was a crazy stork who was a total rip on Barbara Wa-Wa?
#2
Posted Mar 19, 2004 @ 10:01 PM
#3
Posted Mar 19, 2004 @ 10:41 PM
#4
Posted Mar 19, 2004 @ 11:03 PM
There was this fencing event where this zippy squirrel was beaten by this big ass English rhino with one of those monocole things - you know, the glass with a gold chain you wear in front of one eye. Just as he was about to take the gold medal, this Spanish female eagle appeared in the rafters like Zorro. She jumps down, wipes the floor with the rhino, then pokes his monocole out.
It was brilliant.
#5
Posted Mar 20, 2004 @ 4:34 AM
#6
Posted Mar 20, 2004 @ 5:42 AM
I remember the dog skiing slalom, accidentally finding Shangri-La, and then returning to the lost city after winning gold.
This was one fucked up movie.
#7
Posted Mar 20, 2004 @ 11:22 AM
the big arc that tied the whole show together was the marathon being run by a lioness and... a goat. I never got why the goat was a contender.
And they fell in love and lived happily ever after and didn't want to compete because of all of the luuuuuuuurve.
Oh yeah, and she really needed a bra!
I forgot about the dog Shangri-La. And wasn't the 'Mark Spitz' guy a huge killer whale?
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Animalympics
Edited by PostToastie, Mar 20, 2004 @ 11:28 AM.
#8
Posted Mar 20, 2004 @ 3:54 PM
But since the American boycott of the Olympics extended to the TV coverage, that didn't happen, so it all got edited together into a movie.
Edited by trainman, Mar 20, 2004 @ 3:56 PM.
#9
Posted Mar 20, 2004 @ 7:45 PM
I recall that otter that was, I think, a diver. And then there was this ultra-cool underwater music sequence, complete wit two headed fish eating itself. There was also that weight-lifting rhino, and a boxing alligator I believe.
My memories of this are too vague. I need to watch it again.
#10
Posted Mar 21, 2004 @ 2:35 PM
Am I confusing this with something else, or was there a turtle who did interviews?
#11
Posted Mar 23, 2004 @ 10:09 PM
#12
Posted Apr 1, 2004 @ 8:08 PM
One of my favorite parts was the hockey game, but I don't remember what kind of animals they were. Bears, maybe?
"Coach, I think I'm going to that big penalty box in the sky"....Heee!
#13
Posted May 9, 2004 @ 2:19 AM
Umm, the different animals were:
Walrus - President Nixon, I think
The flamingo - ice skating
Otter, or weasel - gymnast
Hippo - uneven bars
Penguin - the suspended rings thing and karate
Calamari - bobsledders (in the summer Olympics?)
Bears and I can't remember what the opposing team was - Ice Hockey
Chickens - Volleyball, or tennis
That alligator who 'started life as a handbag. They said he'd never walk again.' - XX meter dash
The boar, eagle, and squirrel - fencing
Otter, and Ono Nono the Orca - Swimming
Another boar, I think, and a kangaroo - Boxing
And of course, the skiing dog. It made me sort of sad when I found out later that once you left Shangri La (in this case, Dogra La) you could never find it again.
#14
Posted Nov 25, 2004 @ 2:28 AM
Bears and I can't remember what the opposing team was - Ice Hockey
The opposing team was a bunch of bulls. I distinctly remember horns.
Am I the only one who thinks it would be kind of cool if they made an updated Animalypics?
Darn typos.
Edited by babblesmuch, Nov 26, 2004 @ 2:49 AM.
#15
Posted Dec 12, 2007 @ 9:44 PM
#16
Posted Dec 12, 2007 @ 11:08 PM
#17
Posted Dec 12, 2007 @ 11:31 PM
#18
Posted Dec 13, 2007 @ 3:12 PM
I, too, thought that I was the only one who remembered this movie.
I taped it off of HBO several years ago, and I'm sure I still have it somewhere in my mountain of VHS tape-filled boxes down in my cellar.
The first thing that I always remember is the boxing segments with the kangaroo that sounded like Ali and the peacock that sounded like Cosell.
I was so young back then that I didn't know anything about Ali or Cosell.
About a year later, I saw an past interview between Ali and Cosell and made the connection.
I still didn't know that it was Billy Crystal doing both voices until several years later.
The penguin gymnast with his move "Me-washee-you-face-e"
The octopus (Calamari????) bobsled team (Were they making fun of the Jamaicans or did the Jamaican team come even later?): Let's a-do it again
Hockey: "Men, this is the face of the enemy!!!!"
"You go for the face-off, after you take his face off, kick him in the shins!!!"
Track & Field: the alligator (Bolt Jenkins), doing a commercial for cereal immeaditely after winning the gold.
Swimming: the otter (Dean Wilson), who sounded like a California surfer
"Hey man, like, that wave had my name written all over it. Fer' sure!!"
The songs: High diving with Dean Wilson
"I'm going down (down, down) something something"
"I'm going down (down, down)"
and they show this psychodelic video of him diving.
The club area where they mingled.
"Go for it against your competition"
"Go for it, you wanna rule the day"
That's enough for now, I am so going to try and find that video now!!!!!!
#19
Posted Dec 13, 2007 @ 11:23 PM
The octopus (Calamari????) bobsled team (Were they making fun of the Jamaicans or did the Jamaican team come even later?): Let's a-do it again
Actually, the Calamari brothers were Italian.
"I'm going down (down, down) something something"
down in the water...
If only I had $125 to spare....
#20
Posted Dec 14, 2007 @ 12:30 PM
"That face looks almost as ugly as yours. He's too ugly to be the champ."
"I can't even pronouce his last name. That's why I'm going to beat him up so bad, he's gonna look like his last name."
"I AM THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME!!!!!"
Has anybody bothered checking Youtube?
Looks like we don't have to pay $125 or go through a mountain of old VHS tapes to enjoy this funny movie again
Edited by Twilight Man, Jul 15, 2010 @ 4:57 PM.
#22
Posted Aug 4, 2012 @ 12:49 AM
#23
Posted Aug 5, 2012 @ 9:44 PM
I thought it was older than 1980 and I never knew it was supposed to go with the coverage of the '80 summer Olympics.
My favorite character was Contessa, the female hawk.
Wasn't the flamingo ice skater supposed to based on Dorothy Hamill and the otter gymnast was based on Olga Korbut?









