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[TAPhD]

Alright, it has to be done. So I'll get it started.

1 drink:

Tyra uses the word "fierce"
Catie cries
Jenascia mentions her height
A judge mentions Jenascia's height
Yoanna gives Camille a Look Of Death
Camille gives Yoanna a Look Of Death

2 drinks:

Someone faints
One of the girls is refered to as "plus-size" or "borderline plus-size"
J Alexander makes an appearance in heels

There're plenty more...let's hear 'em!

[Gustave]

Drink everytime Tyra says something "ghetto" that doesn't quite sound right coming out of her mouth.

[Quilk]

"It's sad, but I realize that we all have to look out for ourselves..."

DRINK

[Divaah46]

Drink when....

Any model talks about food
Anyone actually EATS

[arlykeeno]

Knock one back every time "world's FIRST EVER supermodel" is mentioned.

Knock one back every time a posed still from Tyra's portfolio is projected on our screens.

And take a shot plus eat a candy bar any time the phrase "eating disorder" is mentioned.

[TAPhD]

Knock one back every time a posed still from Tyra's portfolio is projected on our screens.

Oh, good one! Whenever they do that I roll my eyes. A drink would be so much more enjoyable.

[SpyRI]

Drink every time anyone says "This is not a sorority!"
Drink every time Yoanna shows up at a challenge in neon eyeshadow.
Drink every time Sara jiggles her ta-tas at the apogee of the catwalk.
Drink every time Xiomara does her "You walk like you're on crack" eyes.
Drink every time Tyra's voice cracks in mock-sorrow at the elimination ceremony.

[supri]

CaMEEE!lle: "I'm not here to be anyone's friend...."

*gulp*

[dunvegan948]

Every time CaMEEEille rolls her eyes at correction from the judges.

[oscrapit]

Every time CaMEEEille rolls her eyes at correction from the judges

Good one!

How about every time one of them appears onscreen chewing gum? What is it with these people? Chewing gum is so unattractive.

[AngelOfMusic]

Take 2 shots anytime Janice's boobs are the prime focus of the TV camera during the elimination debates. (One for each of course).

Take 1 shot for each "witty" comment about a girl during elimination. (IE: Xiomara=Zee Ya Later!)

Take 1 shot each time a judge says "this just doesn't do it for me" during elimination.

Drink 1 entire beer every time Janice mentions "amputee" during elimination rounds.

[A.C.]

Drink every time a straight man from the fashion world appears.

Drink every time Janice repeats a criticism from a previous show.

Drink every time one of the girls is crying on the phone.

Double every time we see Tyra without makeup.

[Mimi10022]

Drink anytime someone is bitching to her mom.
2 drinks every time someone says her mom is her "best friend" or "inspiration"
Binge (drink, that is) when the mom shows up on set.

[Gytha Ogg]

Every time Camille accepts criticism gracefully, chug.

[knorth]

Every time Camille accepts criticism gracefully, chug.

Secret WCTUer are you, Gytha Ogg?

[MisterPink]

Every time it is mentioned that Kate Moss changed the modeling standard.

Every time Yoanna mentioned how excited she is to be doing something fashion-y.

[Gytha Ogg]

Secret WCTUer are you, Gytha Ogg?

Ok, I had to look that up, but now? Can't stop giggling.

Chugging should be rare, is all I'm saying.

[TAPhD]

Possibly not the place, but Gytha Ogg, I'm a huge Terry Pratchett fan.

And to bring this post back to topic, drink every time Tyra tells someone to stick her booty out or strike some other pose, and says "Pow!" as she demonstrates, because apparantly "pow" is the sound that a boney model's ass makes as it hits air particles.

Edited by TAPhD, Jan 30, 2004 @ 9:31 AM.

[Odyssea]

And of course, one teeny tiny sip every time someone says the Complete. Title. Of. The show. Tiny sips. Stock up on beer beforehand. That six-pack in your fridge? Gone before the first commercial break, trust me.

[heckkitty]

Doh! TAPhd I came here to post the "Drink When Tyra says 'pow'" idea, and you beat me to it. I guess great academic minds think alike.

[teacherspet]

1 drink when:
-Walgreen's is mentioned
-anything is mentioned about Yoanna losing weight to be a top model
-Janice references herself a la "That's a Janice Dickinson pose circa whatever"
-Tyra mentions her journey as a model or makes things all about herself as in "during my first photo shoot.. la la la"
-anyone disses Camille

2 drinks if:
-anyone is practicing their runway walk
-anyone wears Juicy Couture

whole beer:
-any two models make out and it is not part of the photo shoot
-Camille bitch slaps Janice Dickinson

[GilmoreGuy]

America's Next Top Model Drinking Games for Recovering Alcoholics:

1. Drink whenever one of the girls is wearing sensible flats.

2. Drink whenever Immanuel Kant is mentioned.

3. Drink whenever someone over the age of 50 appears on screen.

4. Drink whenever Shandi eats.

5. Drink whenever a "confessional" interview reveals some sort of insight that wouldn't have been otherwise obvious.

[TAPhD]

-Tyra mentions her journey as a model or makes things all about herself as in "during my first photo shoot.. la la la"

Oh, good one. I should have thought of that. We'd be drunk halfway through the episode.

heckkitty: yeah, the "pow" thing came to mind and I posted it before reading last episode's recap in which Djb mentions it. Now it looks like I just lifted it from the recap, but I totally didn't!

2. Drink whenever Immanuel Kant is mentioned.

Heh, GilmoreGuy, just imagining the scene or confessional in which that happens is amusing.

[arlykeeno]

Mixing The Surreal Life with ANTM:

Janice Dickinson: I'm sorry, Emmanuel, but you are too short to be a supermodel. Get your wee self outa my face. Too. Short.

Whoever: But Kate Moss changed that.

Tyra: Emmanuel Lewis is no Kate Moss!

Janice: (Dismissive gesture with one clawlike hand) Emmanuel CAN'T be a supermodel!

Okay, that's as close as I think we're going to get to Immanuel Kant.

[GilmoreGuy]

Well it's certainly closer than I had any right to expect!

I'm laughing so hard because so many of our drinking cues happened in the first 10 minutes of tonight's episode.

[TAPhD]

My God, it's a good thing I didn't play the drinking game. I'd have been so hung over tomorrow.

[Lahoma00]

Drink anytime Yoanna calls Camile "a witch."
Drink anytime Camille backtalks to someone
Drink everytime April looks like she's either pissed of or about to cry (og wait, you'd be drunk in two minutes)

[Psyche78]

Drink everytime Camille makes a face.

Re: the Immanuel Kant thing.

Tyra (to Camille): Now, girlfriend, you need to act with the other models like it's all about Kant's categorical imperative and bam! Pow! It'll all be good, girl!

[EmpressbyNature]

Drink every time the girls put on that spray-on paint over their eyes for a photo shoot.

Edited by EmpressbyNature, Feb 12, 2004 @ 1:18 AM.

[MisterPink]

Every time it is announced, "This is America's Next Top Model, not American's Next Top Waitress/Top Average Model/A Sorority, etc."