Saturday night Judy had a great one where the case has to be recalled because the Plaintiff nearly passes out. Then the Defendant complains that it's a waste of his afternoon for him to be in Court and Judge Judge says that he doesn't have to be there. He can either cooperate or she'll dismiss the case without prejudice so the plaintiff can re-file in her local small claims court. She asks him "what's his pleasure" and, of course, he says that he's into extreme sports! Case dismissed!
Which was extremely unfair to the plaintiff. She must have gone through a lot to get this case there as evidenced by her practically fainting (there is *far* more to their story). The moral here apparently is that if you know you're going to lose, just be a complete jerk and the case will be tossed.