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#16801

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Posted Mar 29, 2011 @ 6:18 PM

Mr. Shannon, unless you're in the middle of a sex change operation, PLEASE cut that hair, if only for the sake of all of us who had to look at that shit.

He looked like what would happen if that Photoshop filter that distorts your face could be used in real life. And who "dates" someone for 23 years?
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#16802

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Posted Mar 29, 2011 @ 6:28 PM

Also, his "hairdo" was styled like Lisa Whelchel from her 'Facts of Life' days.

BWAH!!!!! I'm so glad when I have evidence that I'm not the only elderly member here. Ohmigod, they were both hideous and repellent, inside and out but man, that Son was gorgeous!! Hon become a male model and ditch both of those deadbeat 'rents.

And Amir, I really doubt that no one likes you because you "make them jealous". It's probably because you're an asshole and a slob. Ever think of that?

Omigod that odious comment, mouthed on national TV, is going to follow him into his grave. He may as well off himself right now.

2 parents arguing over the car--I cannot tell you which one I hated more. Plaintiff is trying to elevate herself by calling herself a "nanny" when she watches her friends 2 kids 2 days a week at HER OWN HOUSE. Nanny. Defendant waits to pay child support for 5 months because he's "Establishing an account" or whatever. Meanwhile the baby is in deep freeze until the money comes in? I hated them both. Both repellent humans. Lies foaming out of both of their mouths the entire case. HATED them.

Best part of the case was JJ. She was like a standup comedienne the whole time. Loved the line (paraphrase), "I'm going to rule on this case and then I'm going to go have a cup of coffee."
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Posted Mar 30, 2011 @ 8:42 AM

Son was gorgeous!! Hon become a male model and ditch both of those deadbeat 'rents.


I know, right?? I imagine the daughter is just as gorgeous. I hope the both of them do better than their parents and don't turn into baby-making machines trying to live off the welfare system.

It seems like dad has been doing a little brainwashing... and mom may be doing the same with the child still living with her. So I'm praying both kids can overcome that.

And Amir, I really doubt that no one likes you because you "make them jealous". It's probably because you're an asshole and a slob. Ever think of that?


Omigod that odious comment, mouthed on national TV, is going to follow him into his grave. He may as well off himself right now.


LOL! Yeah, he was a something else. But, Blondie the Witness was a bit off-putting to me as well. She seems like a little know-it-all, tattletell who I probably would hate being around.
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Posted Mar 30, 2011 @ 10:51 AM

but man, that Son was gorgeous!! Hon become a male model

Count me in on that cradle-robbing train, because...yum yum! That was some nice eye candy, right there.

Oh, sorry - a JJ discussion, you say? The parents were trainwrecks. That is all.
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Posted Mar 30, 2011 @ 3:54 PM

Oh no! Judge Judy's in the hospital!

Judge told Harvey [Levin], "I was feeling funky this morning ... funky enough that I knew someone should give a gander over what I got."


Unfortunately, she had to postpone a meeting today with people who wanted to manufacture a Judge Judy slot machine. And if that thing starts saying, "What do you think this is, a tea dance?!" when you lose, I think I'm going to start planning on going broke right now.
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Posted Mar 30, 2011 @ 5:31 PM

Normally I wouldn't believe anything that comes from that sleezy little shyster gossip, Levin. As MM often says regarding litigants, "I wouldn't believe him if his tongue came notarized."

However, other sources reported this story too:

Judge Judy Sheindlin's trip to the ER on Wednesday is related to oral surgery she underwent the day before, a source exclusively tells RadarOnline.com.

"She had oral surgery late Tuesday and didn't eat all day before the procedure and she had to take pain medication," the show insider said.



Hope she feels better soon! We need her to thrash all the scammers, liars and losers out there!
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Posted Mar 30, 2011 @ 5:48 PM

Normally I wouldn't believe anything that comes from that sleezy little shyster gossip, Levin. As MM often says regarding litigants, "I wouldn't believe him if his tongue came notarized."

Well, she did actually talk to Harvey Levin so in this instance, I'd say that the information was absolutely credible.
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Posted Mar 31, 2011 @ 8:19 AM

Unfortunately, she had to postpone a meeting today with people who wanted to manufacture a Judge Judy slot machine.

O. M. F. G. Omigod Omigod.

SLOTS SPIN RESULT --------------------SLOTS PAYOUT
3 Gavels ---------------------------- New Cell Phone on a friend of a friend's plan
3 Black Robes ---------------------- An extra SS disability check for the month
3 Byrd Heads ------------------------ 1981 Impala with $2,000 new rent-to own spinners

Edited by WhineandCheez, Mar 31, 2011 @ 8:20 AM.

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Posted Mar 31, 2011 @ 9:14 AM

3 Byrd Heads ------------------------ 1981 Impala with $2,000 new rent-to own spinners


Hey, I'm in pain here and reading that caused an outburst of laughter which nearly forced me to dial 911.
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Posted Mar 31, 2011 @ 9:32 AM

people who wanted to manufacture a Judge Judy slot machine.

It's too bad that she's going to retire before she hears the case of some 19 year old girl who borrows her trashy mother $3,000 of her Pell grant money to play the Judge Judy slots, with the hopes of a 150% return.
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Posted Mar 31, 2011 @ 9:37 AM

SLOTS SPIN RESULT --------------------SLOTS PAYOUT
3 Gavels ---------------------------- New Cell Phone on a friend of a friend's plan
3 Black Robes ---------------------- An extra SS disability check for the month
3 Byrd Heads ------------------------ 1981 Impala with $2,000 new rent-to own spinners

3 JJ Heads A 6 month EBay scammer course taught by Kellie Filkins
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Posted Mar 31, 2011 @ 9:54 AM

New poster here! Watched the second half of one of last night's episodes and didn't believe a word of Austin, the guy who had his car damaged at a house party that he wasn't invited to. He did seem somewhat believable during his testimony, but then when they interviewed him after the case and he talked about how rich his family was and how that made him a target, I immediately thought he was a tool.
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Posted Mar 31, 2011 @ 10:00 AM

Normally I wouldn't believe anything that comes from that sleezy little shyster gossip, Levin. As MM often says regarding litigants, "I wouldn't believe him if his tongue came notarized."


Agreed. He basically sold his soul... and for what? He's a joke and should lay off the botox and fillers to boot.
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Posted Mar 31, 2011 @ 10:18 AM

Hey Fawn! "Tool" is definitely the word for that little turd. "My daddy's a doctor so everyone is jealous that I'm RICH!" Whatever...as I mentioned last time he'll still be saying crap like that when he's a 40 year old loser.

(Levin) basically sold his soul...


What soul? Aside from all his other despicable qualities and actions (nearly getting murder charges against OJ dropped) he needs to stop making those tired, sexist jokes aimed at female litigants..."Navigator? He hardly knew 'er!" Wonder how he'd like it if he had to listen to nasty gay jokes.

The JJ slot machine should have sound bytes installed to play each time a pull of the handle comes up empty. They can use some of these ones! e.g. "You get ZIPPO! Nada!"
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Posted Mar 31, 2011 @ 10:27 AM

Wow, I came to this tea dance late - all the good slot/casino lines were taken. Saw Drudge had the "JJ to the hospital" story so 1st place I went after reading it was TMZ - I get the sense that JJ & Harvey the dickhead are friends, so whatever he had to report was probably from the horses mouth.
On the slot machine, when you hit a bonus play, will the machine say "don't look over there, look here"?
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Posted Mar 31, 2011 @ 2:28 PM

My daddy's a doctor so everyone is jealous that I'm RICH!" Whatever...as I mentioned last time he'll still be saying crap like that when he's a 40 year old loser.


Exactly. I would have loved it if the cameraman would have reminded him that it is his parents that are rich. He's just an 18 year old kid going to parties that he's not invited to.
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Posted Mar 31, 2011 @ 7:35 PM

I'm watching Monday's episode with Undereducated, Narcissistic Schelp. Was that a mole on his chin, or an unfortunate, wee soul patch?
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Posted Apr 1, 2011 @ 6:43 AM

It's too bad that she's going to retire before she hears the case of some 19 year old girl who borrows her trashy mother $3,000 of her Pell grant money to play the Judge Judy slots, with the hopes of a 150% return.


Which, of course, she will gladly repay the loan when she gets her income tax refund check.
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Posted Apr 1, 2011 @ 8:22 AM

I don't record re-runs but was at the gym when yesterday's 2nd episode came on. It was the one where these Hispanic girls from Vista, CA go to a club in LA, an hour and a half away, and because of the lateness of the driver, just miss getting there for the $5.00 early-special cover charge. The driver went in, so rather than them ponying up an additional $15 each to still get into the club for the cover of $20, the 4 of them spend TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY DOLLARS to take a cab back to Vista. 15 x 4= $60 vs. $250?? Does math work differently in Mexico?? The stupidity in this case was legendary all around. Snotty eye-rolling Defendant sprayed hair mousse all over Plaintiff's car (STUPID) and the Plaintff didn't wash it off for a week because she couldn't afford the car wash (5 bucks maybe?--STUPID) So the mousse etched into the car finish, 'natch, god knows what it does to our hair follicles. I had to sit thru a recitation of how much each of the 4 Defendant's witnesses chipped in for the cab, ending at the last one, who looked like a drag queen, and she paid notta. (Probably had to save for her Krylon professional drag queen makeup, I don't know.) Both sides kept spouting off shit that had nothing to do with the case. If I was JJ, I would have excused myself for a margarita and chips n' salsa break.
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Posted Apr 1, 2011 @ 8:56 AM

Those girls were just as baffling this time around. Let's see - "No way am I paying 15$! Let's call a cab and have the driver sit here for two hours running the meter while we wait and see if our friend is coming out to drive us home. After all, who wants to pay $15 when they can pay $250?" It makes sense in the JJ Universe I guess.
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Posted Apr 1, 2011 @ 10:14 AM

That was a mess, the defendant was a sour, thick skulled little bitch, who just didn't get it. The plaintiff was a prime example of, the "modern young mom" who is able to produce a child and party hardy all night.....yet could not afford to go to a carwash, so she drove..... all over town for a week..with mousse baking into the paint of her car. What a wigglebrain, funny how she was able to ask her witness to come to court, but didn't ask to use his water hose.
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Posted Apr 1, 2011 @ 2:53 PM

.....yet could not afford to go to a carwash, so she drove..... all over town for a week..with mousse baking into the paint of her car.


Okay, I missed that brainiac... but what, there's no garden hose? Y'know, to, like, spray the car with -whattayacallit- water??? Sounds as if she deserved an etched paint job!
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Posted Apr 1, 2011 @ 3:16 PM

I just have to say that based on all your descriptions of the lovely Mr. Shannon with the Facts of Life hair I had to run home to watch the tape of that show..and it did not disappoint. I also loved when someone said his face looked photoshopped. OMG you guys are just so funny.

I remember the girls and the taxi from when it first aired. Sometimes I regret not setting my TiVo for reruns but my FIOS box only holds so much..and I also TiVo People's Court. I'd run out of room fast.
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Posted Apr 1, 2011 @ 4:15 PM

Those girls were just as baffling this time around. Let's see - "No way am I paying 15$! Let's call a cab and have the driver sit here for two hours running the meter while we wait and see if our friend is coming out to drive us home. After all, who wants to pay $15 when they can pay $250?" It makes sense in the JJ Universe I guess.


I actually think what got lost in all that was it wasn't just the cost; after a certain time, under 21-year olds couldn't get in. Of the defendant's witnesses, 2 of the 3 were underage, and I'm guessing they couldn't get in, not necessarily that they didn't want to pay the higher price.
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Posted Apr 1, 2011 @ 4:20 PM

I could've kissed JJ today when she gave a little speech about designer dogs being expensive mutts.
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Posted Apr 1, 2011 @ 5:02 PM

SnowDog, I'm here to say the same thing. JJ has commented before on these scuzzball "breeders" but today she went into a lot of detail about people breeding mutts for the naive and dumb to spend big bucks on, and getting them registered with fake and fraudulent registries. I LOVE it when she does this! 10 million people no longer have an excuse to buy mutts from backyard breeders and puppymillers with the disclaimer, "I didn't know!"

If someone wants a nice mixed breed dog, go to a rescue or shelter. You'll get the same thing and won't be putting money in the pockets of these lowlifes. If you want a purebred of a recognized breed, you can get that too.

OTOH, maybe I can give my dog a dumb designer name like..oh... a "Labauss" and sell her for a bundle!

but what, there's no garden hose?

No. She explained she didn't, like, HAVE a hose. Her friend has one, but you know, she was just too busy to get there.
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Posted Apr 2, 2011 @ 8:23 AM

Those girls were just as baffling this time around. Let's see - "No way am I paying 15$! Let's call a cab and have the driver sit here for two hours running the meter while we wait and see if our friend is coming out to drive us home. After all, who wants to pay $15 when they can pay $250?" It makes sense in the JJ Universe I guess.



I actually think what got lost in all that was it wasn't just the cost; after a certain time, under 21-year olds couldn't get in. Of the defendant's witnesses, 2 of the 3 were underage, and I'm guessing they couldn't get in, not necessarily that they didn't want to pay the higher price.


JJ actually spent some time on this because it would have been A reason for the decision to take a $250 cab home, but no, the underage girls could have entered at any time. There was no restriction at the club for under 21's, they just would have had to pay the extra $15. (Maybe the club offered a $5 discounted fee to underaged partiers if they came before a certain time....afterwhich they paid the full admittance.)
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Posted Apr 2, 2011 @ 10:14 AM

There is a Judge Judy marathon on a Justin.tv channel right now.
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Posted Apr 2, 2011 @ 10:42 AM

Thank you 4Sibes!!
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Posted Apr 2, 2011 @ 5:17 PM

Thanks 4Sibes! I like the live chat right next to the vids!
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