I really don't mind the mothers' gloating when they're right about the paternity issues. They were probably getting hammered from all sides before they finally got the truth out. It's the potential fathers' gloating reactions when they're right about not being the fathers of the babies that I can't stand.
The ones I love are when the potential father brings his new girlfriend/wife/fiancee/squeeze/who he's fuckin' that week and lets HER do all the talking. She sits there and says how jealous the mother is, how obsessed, and "When the test says that's not his baby, she better leave us alone!!!!"
"(BabyDaddy), you ARE the father!"
And suddenly, the new woman has nothing to say, or better, is mad at the father because it's usually a cheating issue. Oops, I mean, the relationships overlapped.
Also, have you ever noticed that the more whore-ish the potential daddy says the mother is, the more likely the kid IS his? A few years ago, I actually kept track (was sick for a few months), and it was like a 70% of those guys were the father. Hal Sparks
said it best when he said what a man says about a woman who sleeps with them too soon is usually dependent on the self-esteem of the guy. If a guy is a piece of shit, Hal says, then the girl must be a 'ho. Whereas, if you hook up with Hal, he thinks you have taste! My point is, a lot of these guys know they're not worth a damn, and assume if a chick gets with them, the girl must not be, either.
Oh, but they NEED to be embarrassed when they start out screaming in the men's faces about being deadbeats and "he never even gave me $2 for my baby Murrrrrrry" (never Maury) and "I 2012% positive he da daddy...look at his ears" and all other manner of bullshit. You can't get on TV acting a fool and then not be embarrassed when you're wrong. That is not an "honest mistake". Humbly sitting there saying you THINK this might be your baby's father - especially when you KNOW you have slept with more than one dude - and then being wrong, is an honest mistake that you should not cry and be shame over but acting a damn fool, clowning like you were raised by wolves, nah, I can't feel sorry for you. And PLEASE don't act all brand new like you are sure when this is dude #3 you are testing. Girl, you are either nasty or don't know how your body works...and need to get on some damn pills, the shot, the NuvaRing, Norplant, something PLUS condoms...
Which is sad, because a bunch of these fools won't worry about birth control until they've already had a baby. Most clinics will give you condoms, but making the guy use them can be another matter because...
and please, pick some better men to lay down with. Sleeping with men that crip walk and do the happy dance when they are NOT the father is not a good look.
Yeah, some of these idiots are not worth the time. Though I think the women are dunces for hooking up with a bunch of wanna-be pimps, wanna-be rappers, wanna-be wanna-bes, guys are dumb, too, because some guys will say anything to avoid putting on a condom. "I ain't got nothin'", "I didn't get anyone else pregnant", etc.