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Your Favorite TAR Quotes (from the show, not the recaps)


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Posted Sep 30, 2009 @ 6:23 PM

Big Easy while eating the wasabi bomb: "Tastes like money!"

I don't know why, but that just tickled me.
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Posted Oct 4, 2009 @ 3:09 AM

"Don't let a cheese hit me!" - Episode 1, Season 14
"They thought Godzilla was walking down the street"- Episode 2, Season 15
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Posted Oct 4, 2009 @ 3:44 PM

Both of which ended up as episode titles - quite properly, IMHO!
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Posted Oct 19, 2009 @ 3:20 PM

"We need two tickets to the Persian Gulf" Sam/Dan

Lance: "Can I kick him?"
Snowman Judge: "Do you want your clue or not?"
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Posted Mar 13, 2011 @ 9:43 PM

Lots of good quotes this week:

"My dad likes to eat." Cristina, with an awesome deadpan affect, followed a while later by Ron, at the Roadblock saying "If it's eating, I'll do it."
"I'm gonna shoot you, Vyxyn, I'm gonna shoot you." Kent (only because I know, in my heart, he didn't mean it)
"I got one that bucks" Mallory, yak-mounted.
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Posted Nov 18, 2011 @ 8:04 PM

Cindy: "I don't know if you want to eat my sweaty-ass butter" really worked for me, on so many levels.
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Posted Mar 11, 2013 @ 11:48 AM

"Oy vey" - Phil, speaking for us all, and in Yiddish, to boot, after John's crazy-ass toolishness was fully revealed.
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Posted Mar 15, 2013 @ 6:17 AM

One of my favorites was from the I think either the TAR all-stars or the Unfinished Business one- Oswald and Danny were doing a Roadblock where they had to deliver newspapers (?) on bicycles and through the entire time D or O (I cannot remember who it was) was saying "Haaaaating yooooouuuuu" while riding around... he was a tad annoyed his partner made him do it lol. I missed them the first time they were on TAR but loved them the second time around.
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Posted Oct 7, 2013 @ 4:02 PM

One of the 'Hockey Ice Girls' (still can't tell them apart, sorry) in reference to their alliance with the Afghanimals, who refer to the gals as their 'brides': "We're their Race Wives. It's a higher degree of commitment than Race Girlfriends."


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