Your Favorite TAR Quotes (from the show, not the recaps)
Posted Feb 22, 2004 @ 11:50 AM
Amie: "YOU'RE A FAT BITCH!" after Kim & Leslie steal their cabbie.
Posted Feb 22, 2004 @ 12:25 PM
1. Swing, you fat bastard, Swing!
2. It's Namibia, jackass!
Posted Feb 22, 2004 @ 3:41 PM
I do love it when the editors choose to show the racers' ignorance.
Posted Aug 17, 2004 @ 4:13 PM
Charla: "that's the bad one"
Colin: "Don't drop the dead body, baby"
Twins: "we're clueless"
Mirna: "One student [ticket]"
Lance; "she's not a student"
Charla: "dig your ass, Mirna"
Phil (to twins): "The other teams just walked across that shallow bit there"
the list goes on and on and on....
Posted Aug 18, 2004 @ 11:06 AM
Posted Aug 18, 2004 @ 10:35 PM
from an earlier episode, Ka*i: "We're clueless."
Posted Aug 19, 2004 @ 8:15 AM
"Mirna and Charla, I'm sorry to tell you you've both been eliminated from the race"
Damn... Someone beat me to this one, so I will just add a very enthusiatic YAAAAY!!!
Posted Aug 19, 2004 @ 9:44 AM
Karen (to Linda): "You out-ate a twin!"
Posted Aug 19, 2004 @ 1:35 PM
No, no, I don't want to purchase all the accoutrements!
I think the word accoutrements has struck a chord.
Posted Aug 23, 2004 @ 4:29 AM
I kept on hoping she would. Hehe.
Posted Aug 23, 2004 @ 10:16 PM
Danny and Oswald, as they Cha their way arm in arm through Hong Kong
"We're going to lose this race because you stopped to take your pants off!"
Flo to Zach in Switzerland
Posted Aug 30, 2004 @ 3:43 PM
(episode 3) I just got Electrocuted.
Posted Aug 30, 2004 @ 6:34 PM
When I heard that uttered in the preview for episode 8, I couldn't shut up about it. Drove my parents batty, eventually they said "Yes, you ARE going to jail!" or something.
I'm just in no hurry to grow up, I guess. (Even though I turn 16 in November. Ehehe...)
Colin: Do you speak English?
Policeman: Yes, do you speak Swahili?
I know, you guys are probably sick of that one, but it makes me giggle every time I see it.
Brandon: I want to have kids!
Context is the key here. I took it out of context at first.
Colin: I'm PACKIN' it!
Edited by Treesock, Sep 18, 2004 @ 12:03 AM.
Posted Sep 7, 2004 @ 10:46 PM
"Linda and Karen you are team number two" and the zorb is what the locals use for cheap thrills. Hee! Hee!
Posted Sep 8, 2004 @ 12:16 AM
"Your kids are going to be so proud of you!!"
Posted Sep 8, 2004 @ 12:33 PM
Wait, does this mean I'm finding the moms entertaining? Oh, somebody shoot me, please.
Edited by KingsHearte, Sep 8, 2004 @ 12:33 PM.
Posted Sep 8, 2004 @ 1:34 PM
"chaka chaka...chak a nab? Why cant anything be called Detroit?"
"Yeah, well at least I got to pee though." after tipping their jet ski
I love ya TnT! Andrew
Post race favorite quote...
Caroline Rhea to me..."OH! Youve got that celebrity diva attitude!"
after i told her it was "ghetto" we had to sit in the audience and not come out from behind the celebrity entrance.
Then her band played
"Sweeeeet Andrew Hyde, dum dum dummm, Shouldnt take that donkey ride, Sweet Andrew Hyde"
as I got to have my own entrance from behind her curtain.
Posted Sep 15, 2004 @ 6:58 AM
"My ox is broken! " - Colin, TAR 5, Leg 11- Outside of Manilla, Phillipines
Posted Oct 6, 2005 @ 12:42 AM
Favorite exchange (DVD 'Side Trips', TAR1, standing outside the FF location in Paris):
Drew: "Kevin, is this like, are there, are there seats in there though?"
Kevin: "Well yeah, the last time I was here they had a couple of seats in there."
Posted Oct 6, 2005 @ 2:31 AM
Phil to Lori and Bolo: "You two just don't smell very good right now."
Lori: "You want a hug?"
Posted Oct 26, 2005 @ 2:44 AM
Flo: I don't work all day and all night... (Newsflash, Flo. You didn't work at all!)
Peggy or Claire referring to Phil: There's Dr. Doom.
Phil: Did you know it's illegal in Panama to wear underwear on top of underwear on top of pants. (How Phil managed to keep a straight face when he saw the Godlewskis is beyond me.)
Mary Jean: Oh these runs.
This one is from The Early Show, but I just love it. Phil to Joyce, referring to her having her head shaved: You looked so beautiful.
Decided I'd better edit, rather than triple posting...
Phil: Paolo family, you look ridiculous.
Phil: Tony, I had no idea what kind of support you had on this race, but now it's very evident.
Edited by mnms, Nov 10, 2005 @ 2:07 AM.
Posted Nov 20, 2005 @ 5:47 PM
Drew: I think my left testicle is rolling around the streets of Beijing.
Oswald: Take off your pants. No one's going to say anything.
Oswald: The last time I got this wet... I wasn't rowing.
Tramel: (to Talicia) We need to drive less like mommy and more like daddy.
Flo: Ian probably stopped to, like, bother some locals.
Kelly: (on eels at Roadblock) What do they feel like?
Jon: They feel like a slippery penis.
Kelly: Oh, I want to touch one.
Al: "Rapidito" doesn't mean "fast" in every language.
Jon: (riding elephant) Babe, I'm in so much pain.
Kelly: You are?! I've got a chain up my cookie!
Mirna: Can we play a quick hand of blackjack? We can double our money!
Charla: (snatching the clue) No!!!
Mirna: Come on Charla, letīs just...
Charla: Make you way to the PIT STOP!
(they both spazz out and run)
Alison: (regarding the dogs she's walking) Mine keep having sex!
Charla: I just got electrocuted!
Nicole (regarding the caviar) It's like swallowing a giant... loogie.
Karli: (picks up something in the sand) Is this a piece of poop, dried? EWW! (throws it away)
Charla: (points to goat) That's the evil one!
Karen: Where are we going?
Linda: To book tickets to Kenya, Nairobia. Or.. Nairobi, Kenya!
Colin: Oh my God. My ox is broken! This is bullshit!
Christie: It's okay, run them over!
Taxi Driver: Over 100 is prohibited here -- so we have no choice but to break the law!
Colin & Christie: (in creepy unison) Good.
Lori: Accuracy? But with accuracy, you have to be accurate!
Victoria: We're not being Yielded and no one's yielding us.
Lena: We're putting lippy on because Phil is a choo-choo Charlie and a class-act.
Bolo: (counting the bears) Sixty-six! Sixty-eight! Eighty!
Aaron: I'm good at guiding asses. (points to Hayden) Just kidding!
Adam: Stop calling me "honey!"
Rebecca: All right, ass.
Rebecca: (regarding the taxi drivers) They're obviously not driven by money. There's some other force working here.
Adam: (regarding Kris and Jon) They're making out in the gondola.
Alex: When you're doing an eating challenge, the last thing you want to hear is "barf it up."
Gretchen: We're starting the "Save the Rhino Fund" and that's no "lyin'."
Ron: I was only committed to the military...
Kelly: And you got out of that one.
Kelly: By being a P.O.W.!
Edited by cabus, Nov 20, 2005 @ 5:48 PM.
Posted Nov 26, 2005 @ 11:15 AM
Heh. I think it was a sheep & the quote was: 'That's the bad one!'
Charla: (points to goat) That's the evil one!
Posted Feb 3, 2006 @ 1:47 AM
Posted Feb 3, 2006 @ 1:34 PM
Tara: "We're in a race for a million dollars."
Taxi Stand Guy: "I don't care, I'm not gettin' it."
Hungarian Cabbie (to Jerkwad/Victoria): "Finito!"