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Your Favorite TAR Quotes (from the show, not the recaps)
Started by
ClowingAround
, Feb 22 2004 05:32 AM
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#1
Posted Feb 22, 2004 @ 5:32 AM
#2
Posted Feb 22, 2004 @ 11:50 AM
I've said it b4 & I'll say it again, my all-time favorite for sheer venom & anger has to be:
Amie: "YOU'RE A FAT BITCH!" after Kim & Leslie steal their cabbie.
Amie: "YOU'RE A FAT BITCH!" after Kim & Leslie steal their cabbie.
#3
Posted Feb 22, 2004 @ 12:25 PM
From TAR one the two most classic lines that stick out have already been mentioned, but I say it again just for kicks:
1. Swing, you fat bastard, Swing!
2. It's Namibia, jackass!
1. Swing, you fat bastard, Swing!
2. It's Namibia, jackass!
#4
Posted Feb 22, 2004 @ 3:41 PM
How about when Tian (I think? Maybe it was Jaree) claimed the only reason she wanted to go to India was because of the "tapestries," and she made it clear that she thought that tapestries were something that you WEAR rather than hang on the wall in a museum dedicated to medieval history, for example.
I do love it when the editors choose to show the racers' ignorance.
I do love it when the editors choose to show the racers' ignorance.
#5
Posted Feb 23, 2004 @ 2:02 AM
It was Jaree:)
#6
Posted Aug 17, 2004 @ 10:10 AM
Bumpage.
#7
Posted Aug 17, 2004 @ 4:13 PM
Brandon: "i'm afraid of um, crevices"
Charla: "that's the bad one"
Colin: "Don't drop the dead body, baby"
Twins: "we're clueless"
Mirna: "One student [ticket]"
Lance; "she's not a student"
Charla: "dig your ass, Mirna"
Mirna: "Chhhaaaarrrrllllllaaaaaa"
Phil (to twins): "The other teams just walked across that shallow bit there"
the list goes on and on and on....
Charla: "that's the bad one"
Colin: "Don't drop the dead body, baby"
Twins: "we're clueless"
Mirna: "One student [ticket]"
Lance; "she's not a student"
Charla: "dig your ass, Mirna"
Mirna: "Chhhaaaarrrrllllllaaaaaa"
Phil (to twins): "The other teams just walked across that shallow bit there"
the list goes on and on and on....
#8
Posted Aug 18, 2004 @ 11:06 AM
"Mirna and Charla, I'm sorry to tell you you've both been eliminated from the race"
#9
Posted Aug 18, 2004 @ 10:35 PM
Chip: "No, no, I don't want to purchase all the accoutrements!"
from an earlier episode, Ka*i: "We're clueless."
from an earlier episode, Ka*i: "We're clueless."
#10
Posted Aug 19, 2004 @ 8:15 AM
"Mirna and Charla, I'm sorry to tell you you've both been eliminated from the race"
Damn... Someone beat me to this one, so I will just add a very enthusiatic YAAAAY!!!
#11
Posted Aug 19, 2004 @ 9:44 AM
Linda (to Karen): "You outsmarted a cow!"
Karen (to Linda): "You out-ate a twin!"
Karen (to Linda): "You out-ate a twin!"
#12
Posted Aug 19, 2004 @ 1:35 PM
No, no, I don't want to purchase all the accoutrements!
I think the word accoutrements has struck a chord.
#13
Posted Aug 23, 2004 @ 4:29 AM
Mirna: "I'm going to die."
I kept on hoping she would. Hehe.
I kept on hoping she would. Hehe.
#14
Posted Aug 23, 2004 @ 10:16 PM
"There's nothing like a shopping mall to bring 2 freinds together"
Danny and Oswald, as they Cha their way arm in arm through Hong Kong
"We're going to lose this race because you stopped to take your pants off!"
Flo to Zach in Switzerland
Danny and Oswald, as they Cha their way arm in arm through Hong Kong
"We're going to lose this race because you stopped to take your pants off!"
Flo to Zach in Switzerland
#15
Posted Aug 30, 2004 @ 3:43 PM
Charla: (episode 2) What if have to stick my hand up a cow's rectum?
(episode 3) I just got Electrocuted.
(episode 3) I just got Electrocuted.
#16
Posted Aug 30, 2004 @ 6:34 PM
Colin: I'm going to jail.
When I heard that uttered in the preview for episode 8, I couldn't shut up about it. Drove my parents batty, eventually they said "Yes, you ARE going to jail!" or something.
I'm just in no hurry to grow up, I guess. (Even though I turn 16 in November. Ehehe...)
Colin: Do you speak English?
Policeman: Yes, do you speak Swahili?
I know, you guys are probably sick of that one, but it makes me giggle every time I see it.
Brandon: I want to have kids!
Context is the key here. I took it out of context at first.
ETA:
Colin: I'm PACKIN' it!
When I heard that uttered in the preview for episode 8, I couldn't shut up about it. Drove my parents batty, eventually they said "Yes, you ARE going to jail!" or something.
I'm just in no hurry to grow up, I guess. (Even though I turn 16 in November. Ehehe...)
Colin: Do you speak English?
Policeman: Yes, do you speak Swahili?
I know, you guys are probably sick of that one, but it makes me giggle every time I see it.
Brandon: I want to have kids!
Context is the key here. I took it out of context at first.
ETA:
Colin: I'm PACKIN' it!
Edited by Treesock, Sep 18, 2004 @ 12:03 AM.
#17
Posted Sep 7, 2004 @ 10:46 PM
From this weeks episode:
"Linda and Karen you are team number two" and the zorb is what the locals use for cheap thrills. Hee! Hee!
"Linda and Karen you are team number two" and the zorb is what the locals use for cheap thrills. Hee! Hee!
#18
Posted Sep 8, 2004 @ 12:16 AM
From Episode 10:
"Your kids are going to be so proud of you!!"
"Your kids are going to be so proud of you!!"
#19
Posted Sep 8, 2004 @ 12:33 PM
Have to say, I liked that line, too. The title quote was pretty good as well: "If they're screwing a helmet to my head... That can't be good."
Wait, does this mean I'm finding the moms entertaining? Oh, somebody shoot me, please.
Wait, does this mean I'm finding the moms entertaining? Oh, somebody shoot me, please.
Edited by KingsHearte, Sep 8, 2004 @ 12:33 PM.
#20
Posted Sep 8, 2004 @ 1:34 PM
I have to pick my fellow racer Tramel for my two favorites...
"chaka chaka...chak a nab? Why cant anything be called Detroit?"
and
"Yeah, well at least I got to pee though." after tipping their jet ski
I love ya TnT! Andrew
Post race favorite quote...
Caroline Rhea to me..."OH! Youve got that celebrity diva attitude!"
after i told her it was "ghetto" we had to sit in the audience and not come out from behind the celebrity entrance.
Then her band played
"Sweeeeet Andrew Hyde, dum dum dummm, Shouldnt take that donkey ride, Sweet Andrew Hyde"
as I got to have my own entrance from behind her curtain.
"chaka chaka...chak a nab? Why cant anything be called Detroit?"
and
"Yeah, well at least I got to pee though." after tipping their jet ski
I love ya TnT! Andrew
Post race favorite quote...
Caroline Rhea to me..."OH! Youve got that celebrity diva attitude!"
after i told her it was "ghetto" we had to sit in the audience and not come out from behind the celebrity entrance.
Then her band played
"Sweeeeet Andrew Hyde, dum dum dummm, Shouldnt take that donkey ride, Sweet Andrew Hyde"
as I got to have my own entrance from behind her curtain.
#21
Posted Sep 15, 2004 @ 6:58 AM
I think it is safe to say that many folks enjoyed this:
"My ox is broken! " - Colin, TAR 5, Leg 11- Outside of Manilla, Phillipines
"My ox is broken! " - Colin, TAR 5, Leg 11- Outside of Manilla, Phillipines
#22
Posted Oct 6, 2005 @ 12:42 AM
Drew (TAR1): "He's three days older than kerosene, that guy".
Favorite exchange (DVD 'Side Trips', TAR1, standing outside the FF location in Paris):
Drew: "Kevin, is this like, are there, are there seats in there though?"
Kevin: "Well yeah, the last time I was here they had a couple of seats in there."
Favorite exchange (DVD 'Side Trips', TAR1, standing outside the FF location in Paris):
Drew: "Kevin, is this like, are there, are there seats in there though?"
Kevin: "Well yeah, the last time I was here they had a couple of seats in there."
#23
Posted Oct 6, 2005 @ 2:31 AM
"Jonathan and Victoria, you're the last team to arrive. I'm sorry to tell you you've both been eliminated from the race."
Phil to Lori and Bolo: "You two just don't smell very good right now."
Lori: "You want a hug?"
Phil to Lori and Bolo: "You two just don't smell very good right now."
Lori: "You want a hug?"
#24
Posted Oct 26, 2005 @ 2:44 AM
Hopefully 20 days is a long enough time span for me to double post.
Flo: I don't work all day and all night... (Newsflash, Flo. You didn't work at all!)
Peggy or Claire referring to Phil: There's Dr. Doom.
Phil: Did you know it's illegal in Panama to wear underwear on top of underwear on top of pants. (How Phil managed to keep a straight face when he saw the Godlewskis is beyond me.)
Mary Jean: Oh these runs.
This one is from The Early Show, but I just love it. Phil to Joyce, referring to her having her head shaved: You looked so beautiful.
Decided I'd better edit, rather than triple posting...
Phil: Paolo family, you look ridiculous.
Phil: Tony, I had no idea what kind of support you had on this race, but now it's very evident.
Flo: I don't work all day and all night... (Newsflash, Flo. You didn't work at all!)
Peggy or Claire referring to Phil: There's Dr. Doom.
Phil: Did you know it's illegal in Panama to wear underwear on top of underwear on top of pants. (How Phil managed to keep a straight face when he saw the Godlewskis is beyond me.)
Mary Jean: Oh these runs.
This one is from The Early Show, but I just love it. Phil to Joyce, referring to her having her head shaved: You looked so beautiful.
Decided I'd better edit, rather than triple posting...
Phil: Paolo family, you look ridiculous.
Phil: Tony, I had no idea what kind of support you had on this race, but now it's very evident.
Edited by mnms, Nov 10, 2005 @ 2:07 AM.
#25
Posted Nov 20, 2005 @ 5:47 PM
Kim: (on a pre-race interview) What concerns me the most is dying!
Drew: I think my left testicle is rolling around the streets of Beijing.
Oswald: Take off your pants. No one's going to say anything.
Oswald: The last time I got this wet... I wasn't rowing.
Tramel: (to Talicia) We need to drive less like mommy and more like daddy.
Flo: Ian probably stopped to, like, bother some locals.
Kelly: (on eels at Roadblock) What do they feel like?
Jon: They feel like a slippery penis.
Kelly: Oh, I want to touch one.
Al: "Rapidito" doesn't mean "fast" in every language.
Jon: (riding elephant) Babe, I'm in so much pain.
Kelly: You are?! I've got a chain up my cookie!
Mirna: Can we play a quick hand of blackjack? We can double our money!
Charla: (snatching the clue) No!!!
Mirna: Come on Charla, letīs just...
Charla: Make you way to the PIT STOP!
(they both spazz out and run)
Alison: (regarding the dogs she's walking) Mine keep having sex!
Charla: I just got electrocuted!
Nicole (regarding the caviar) It's like swallowing a giant... loogie.
Karli: (picks up something in the sand) Is this a piece of poop, dried? EWW! (throws it away)
Charla: (points to goat) That's the evil one!
Karen: Where are we going?
Linda: To book tickets to Kenya, Nairobia. Or.. Nairobi, Kenya!
Colin: Oh my God. My ox is broken! This is bullshit!
Christie: It's okay, run them over!
Taxi Driver: Over 100 is prohibited here -- so we have no choice but to break the law!
Colin: Yeah.
Christie: Yes.
Colin & Christie: (in creepy unison) Good.
Lori: Accuracy? But with accuracy, you have to be accurate!
Victoria: We're not being Yielded and no one's yielding us.
Lena: We're putting lippy on because Phil is a choo-choo Charlie and a class-act.
Bolo: (counting the bears) Sixty-six! Sixty-eight! Eighty!
Aaron: I'm good at guiding asses. (points to Hayden) Just kidding!
Adam: Stop calling me "honey!"
Rebecca: All right, ass.
Rebecca: (regarding the taxi drivers) They're obviously not driven by money. There's some other force working here.
Adam: (regarding Kris and Jon) They're making out in the gondola.
Alex: When you're doing an eating challenge, the last thing you want to hear is "barf it up."
Gretchen: We're starting the "Save the Rhino Fund" and that's no "lyin'."
Ron: I was only committed to the military...
Kelly: And you got out of that one.
Ron: How?
Kelly: By being a P.O.W.!
Drew: I think my left testicle is rolling around the streets of Beijing.
Oswald: Take off your pants. No one's going to say anything.
Oswald: The last time I got this wet... I wasn't rowing.
Tramel: (to Talicia) We need to drive less like mommy and more like daddy.
Flo: Ian probably stopped to, like, bother some locals.
Kelly: (on eels at Roadblock) What do they feel like?
Jon: They feel like a slippery penis.
Kelly: Oh, I want to touch one.
Al: "Rapidito" doesn't mean "fast" in every language.
Jon: (riding elephant) Babe, I'm in so much pain.
Kelly: You are?! I've got a chain up my cookie!
Mirna: Can we play a quick hand of blackjack? We can double our money!
Charla: (snatching the clue) No!!!
Mirna: Come on Charla, letīs just...
Charla: Make you way to the PIT STOP!
(they both spazz out and run)
Alison: (regarding the dogs she's walking) Mine keep having sex!
Charla: I just got electrocuted!
Nicole (regarding the caviar) It's like swallowing a giant... loogie.
Karli: (picks up something in the sand) Is this a piece of poop, dried? EWW! (throws it away)
Charla: (points to goat) That's the evil one!
Karen: Where are we going?
Linda: To book tickets to Kenya, Nairobia. Or.. Nairobi, Kenya!
Colin: Oh my God. My ox is broken! This is bullshit!
Christie: It's okay, run them over!
Taxi Driver: Over 100 is prohibited here -- so we have no choice but to break the law!
Colin: Yeah.
Christie: Yes.
Colin & Christie: (in creepy unison) Good.
Lori: Accuracy? But with accuracy, you have to be accurate!
Victoria: We're not being Yielded and no one's yielding us.
Lena: We're putting lippy on because Phil is a choo-choo Charlie and a class-act.
Bolo: (counting the bears) Sixty-six! Sixty-eight! Eighty!
Aaron: I'm good at guiding asses. (points to Hayden) Just kidding!
Adam: Stop calling me "honey!"
Rebecca: All right, ass.
Rebecca: (regarding the taxi drivers) They're obviously not driven by money. There's some other force working here.
Adam: (regarding Kris and Jon) They're making out in the gondola.
Alex: When you're doing an eating challenge, the last thing you want to hear is "barf it up."
Gretchen: We're starting the "Save the Rhino Fund" and that's no "lyin'."
Ron: I was only committed to the military...
Kelly: And you got out of that one.
Ron: How?
Kelly: By being a P.O.W.!
Edited by cabus, Nov 20, 2005 @ 5:48 PM.
#26
Posted Nov 23, 2005 @ 8:51 PM
"Fly to the top of elephant butt" Hee!
#27
Posted Nov 26, 2005 @ 11:15 AM
Heh. I think it was a sheep & the quote was: 'That's the bad one!'Charla: (points to goat) That's the evil one!
#28
Posted Feb 3, 2006 @ 1:47 AM
Gretchen on the zipline... "Whoa, this is what the kids call wedgies!"
#29
Posted Feb 3, 2006 @ 1:34 PM
TAR2
Tara: "We're in a race for a million dollars."
Taxi Stand Guy: "I don't care, I'm not gettin' it."
TAR6
Hungarian Cabbie (to Jerkwad/Victoria): "Finito!"
Tara: "We're in a race for a million dollars."
Taxi Stand Guy: "I don't care, I'm not gettin' it."
TAR6
Hungarian Cabbie (to Jerkwad/Victoria): "Finito!"
#30
Posted Feb 3, 2006 @ 1:56 PM
"Hump it, Teri!"
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