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[JenEx]

Sad to say I had to bump this thread up just so I can contribute this:

White Girls CAN Dance, by Briana Garcia. Forward by Jennifer Fuentes.

[fredfreddy]

Kiira: II Was Robbed and II Was Robbed II: The Sequel

[Blake]

How Biore Facial Cleansing Cloths Changed My Life, by Michael Keown.

And folks, I hope this isn't breaking the TWoP copywright rule, but I will actually post the entire text right here:

They didn't.

Edited by Blake, Feb 4, 2004 @ 1:19 PM.

[jcpdiesel21]

Dedication and Hard Work by Lisa Wilson

My Amazingly Pleasant Personality by Kira Scott

[BuffAlum]

The Days After My 18th Birthday That I Didn't Spend Living In A Delapidated Trailer, Blowing the Neighbor for One More Fix, by Kiira

Assertive Parenting: Raising a Little Lady in Janet Jackson's Nasty World, by Kiira's dad

Scat Girl's Atlas of American Road Trip Destinations, by Jacqueline Roman

You Lost the Scooter Like We Told You To, You Boring, Boring Girl: A Guide to Consistency in Judging Opinions, by Randy, Simon and Paula

Matt Rogers' Guide to the Sports Humanitarian Bowl

Edited by BuffAlum, Feb 6, 2004 @ 1:06 PM.

[Blake]

BuffAlum, I love you so much that my heart just exploded.

[scarletsmith]

No, Really, I Do Have Some Shame, By Alan-ican Ido_

II Do, Too, By Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiira

[AmazonGoddess]

You're Only as Young as Simon Says You Are by George Huff

[Taxos]

Scooter Your Way To Success, by Nicole Tieri

[Irregardless]

William Hung's Guide to Dancing

But You Loved Me in New York!: My Rise to Stardom by Michael Keown

Edited by Irregardless, Feb 6, 2004 @ 8:58 PM.

[ShantasticBus]

The Lyrics I Wrote That I Couldn't Remember by Lisa Wilson (includes a free full-length journal just for you!)

Run from the Roses: How to Downplay Your College Football Career so People Will Take Your Singing Seriously by Matt Rogers

Kiira: II Was Robbed and II Was Robbed II: The Sequel

I heart you, fredfreddy!

[miss tuliplee]

... And God Created Men: Why I Can't Get Enough of the Dangling Stuff, by Brianna Garcia

Thin Is In: The Only Way To Get Ahead In This World Is to Be a Size Zero!, by Lisa Leushner (sp?)

Don't Look Back: A Voyage Into the Future of Music, by Teen Martin

The Modesty Handbook for Natural Girls, by Lisa Uniboob wilson

The Humble Way of Life, by Anonymous (Alan Ritchison)

[shalozby]

... And God Created Men: Why I Can't Get Enough of the Dangling Stuff, by Brianna Garcia

Hee!

And this is why, miss tulipee, you are worshipped and adored.


Our Forgotten Heritage, the Neanderthals Still Among Men: The Alan Ritchson Story...this was begun by Alan, but as he was scratching down notes, he had a sudden urge to rub his torso and did not put his pen down, thus inadvertently stabbing himself.

[ferretrick]

My Coming Out Story by Ryan Seacrest. Foreward by Simon Cowell.

Edited by ferretrick, Feb 8, 2004 @ 3:07 PM.

[JenEx]

How to Succeed in Life Without Using Your Boobs by Lisa Wilson

Staying Sane in a Crazy World by Nicole Tieri

Football is Just a Game by Matt Rogers

The White Trash Guide to Trailer Parks by Kiiiiiiiiiiira

[Magilla Gorilla]

Why Are These Women Suddenly Following Me Around? I Just Want To Finish My Civil Engineering Degree (and Get Some Professional Training Of Singing) By William Hung.

If I Cry Hard And Insult Enough People Will Daddy Buy Me A Spot In The AI Top Ten?: How Stamping Your Feet Might Not Get You What You Want By, Kiiiiiiira.

How Embracing My Trailer Trash Roots Got Me Into The Top Ten: Eat It Kiira by, KimberME Caldwell.

The Robert Smith Method Of Applying Garish Lipstick by, Nicole Tieri

Edited by Magilla Gorilla, Feb 9, 2004 @ 4:54 PM.

[Make It So]

Why Are These Women Suddenly Following Me Around? I Just Want To Finish My Civil Engineering Degree (and Get Some Professional Training Of Singing) By William Hung.

Bwahaha!

[lilyflower]

The American Idol Diet for Women: How gaining weight makes you sexy in my eyes - by Simon Cowell

Why I Hate Myself - by Alan Richitison

How to be sane and lucid at all times by Nicole Tieri, foreword by Paula Abdul

Rebounding from Clay: My Affair with Lisa Wilson by Tsathoggua

I'm Not Trailer Trash, do you want fries with that? by Kiiiira

Satanic Rituals for Everyday Use by Jesus Roman

No Scooter, No Singing, No Sanity: The Nicole Tieri Story by The American Psychological Association

How to Drive a Jet Ski by Justin Guarini

Simon was completely right about how marketable I am by Clay Aiken, foreword by the PRoC

And because I have to:
Why Tru Calling should NEVER be cancelled by Shack

[Taxos]

Buns 'n' Poseurs: Great American Idol Auditions in Houston, Texas

Paula Abdul Doesn't Want To Kiss My Nose, by Katie Webber

[BuffAlum]

O.K., Now That You've Made Fun of The Rumors on Saturday Night Live, We'll All Stop Speculating, by Everyone in the World Except Clay Aiken

Drawbacks to Using Aluminum Foil as a Fabric (Vol. 1), by Jennifer Hudson

and its sequel:

I'm Just Trying to Get Simon to Say Al-You-Min-I-Um with His Cool Accent and then I'll Go Back to Shopping at the Gap, also by Jennifer Hudson

I Love Me, This I Know, by Jesus Roman, forward by Alan Ritchson and Michel Keown

Edited by BuffAlum, Feb 10, 2004 @ 4:24 PM.

[yourbittergirl]

Special Group I edition:

How about Public Speaking Without Tears, by Jennifer Hudson? (Oh Jennifer, why did you have to go all crazy on me?)

Or perhaps Discover your Womyn Self: Rejecting the Media's Image of Femininity by Ashley Thomas and Katie Webber

Edited by yourbittergirl, Feb 11, 2004 @ 12:12 PM.

[philmphile]

Everything I Know About Music - by Clay Aiken

How To Be A Success In The Music Business Without Selling Out Or Compromising Your Principles - by Clay Aiken

Grammar For Dummies - by Fantasia Barrino

Canada on $10 a Day - by Vanessa Olivarez

Edited by philmphile, Feb 13, 2004 @ 9:54 PM.

[Jessaca9]

The Annotated Encyclopedia of my Legendary Wardrobe (Vol. 11: Leather - Mesh) - by Jon Peter Lewis

[JenEx]

Diana DeGarmo's Big Book of Colors other than Pink and Black

Guide to Southern Gospel by Matthew Metzger (issued as two-volume set with Matt Metzger's Catfish Cookbook)

[Make It So]

Go Away: The Story of Diana DeGarmo

[scarletsmith]

My Guide To Constructive and Tactful Criticism, by Simon Cowell