Shortest Books Ever Written about AI Personalities
Posted Feb 4, 2004 @ 11:38 AM
White Girls CAN Dance, by Briana Garcia. Forward by Jennifer Fuentes.
Posted Feb 4, 2004 @ 1:19 PM
And folks, I hope this isn't breaking the TWoP copywright rule, but I will actually post the entire text right here:
Edited by Blake, Feb 4, 2004 @ 1:19 PM.
Posted Feb 4, 2004 @ 2:22 PM
My Amazingly Pleasant Personality by Kira Scott
Posted Feb 4, 2004 @ 4:41 PM
Assertive Parenting: Raising a Little Lady in Janet Jackson's Nasty World, by Kiira's dad
Scat Girl's Atlas of American Road Trip Destinations, by Jacqueline Roman
You Lost the Scooter Like We Told You To, You Boring, Boring Girl: A Guide to Consistency in Judging Opinions, by Randy, Simon and Paula
Matt Rogers' Guide to the Sports Humanitarian Bowl
Edited by BuffAlum, Feb 6, 2004 @ 1:06 PM.
Posted Feb 4, 2004 @ 7:00 PM
II Do, Too, By Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiira
Posted Feb 6, 2004 @ 8:48 PM
But You Loved Me in New York!: My Rise to Stardom by Michael Keown
Edited by Irregardless, Feb 6, 2004 @ 8:58 PM.
Posted Feb 7, 2004 @ 6:03 AM
Run from the Roses: How to Downplay Your College Football Career so People Will Take Your Singing Seriously by Matt Rogers
Kiira: II Was Robbed and II Was Robbed II: The Sequel
I heart you, fredfreddy!
Posted Feb 7, 2004 @ 7:13 PM
Thin Is In: The Only Way To Get Ahead In This World Is to Be a Size Zero!, by Lisa Leushner (sp?)
Don't Look Back: A Voyage Into the Future of Music, by Teen Martin
The Modesty Handbook for Natural Girls, by Lisa Uniboob wilson
The Humble Way of Life, by Anonymous (Alan Ritchison)
Posted Feb 8, 2004 @ 11:30 AM
... And God Created Men: Why I Can't Get Enough of the Dangling Stuff, by Brianna Garcia
And this is why, miss tulipee, you are worshipped and adored.
Our Forgotten Heritage, the Neanderthals Still Among Men: The Alan Ritchson Story...this was begun by Alan, but as he was scratching down notes, he had a sudden urge to rub his torso and did not put his pen down, thus inadvertently stabbing himself.
Posted Feb 8, 2004 @ 3:06 PM
Edited by ferretrick, Feb 8, 2004 @ 3:07 PM.
Posted Feb 9, 2004 @ 4:06 PM
Staying Sane in a Crazy World by Nicole Tieri
Football is Just a Game by Matt Rogers
The White Trash Guide to Trailer Parks by Kiiiiiiiiiiira
Posted Feb 9, 2004 @ 4:48 PM
If I Cry Hard And Insult Enough People Will Daddy Buy Me A Spot In The AI Top Ten?: How Stamping Your Feet Might Not Get You What You Want By, Kiiiiiiira.
How Embracing My Trailer Trash Roots Got Me Into The Top Ten: Eat It Kiira by, KimberME Caldwell.
The Robert Smith Method Of Applying Garish Lipstick by, Nicole Tieri
Edited by Magilla Gorilla, Feb 9, 2004 @ 4:54 PM.
Posted Feb 9, 2004 @ 5:58 PM
Why Are These Women Suddenly Following Me Around? I Just Want To Finish My Civil Engineering Degree (and Get Some Professional Training Of Singing) By William Hung.
Posted Feb 9, 2004 @ 11:42 PM
Looking Younger than Forty at 24: The Amy Adams Story, by Amy Adams, forward by Matt Rogers, special introduction by George Huff.
Christmas Kareoke, by Jesus and Noel Roman.
Why Your Name Shouldn't Matter on AI, by Marcus Butts and Jeffrey Dingle.
Posted Feb 10, 2004 @ 5:11 AM
Why I Hate Myself - by Alan Richitison
How to be sane and lucid at all times by Nicole Tieri, foreword by Paula Abdul
Rebounding from Clay: My Affair with Lisa Wilson by Tsathoggua
I'm Not Trailer Trash, do you want fries with that? by Kiiiira
Satanic Rituals for Everyday Use by Jesus Roman
No Scooter, No Singing, No Sanity: The Nicole Tieri Story by The American Psychological Association
How to Drive a Jet Ski by Justin Guarini
Simon was completely right about how marketable I am by Clay Aiken, foreword by the PRoC
And because I have to:
Why Tru Calling should NEVER be cancelled by Shack
Posted Feb 10, 2004 @ 11:49 AM
Paula Abdul Doesn't Want To Kiss My Nose, by Katie Webber
Posted Feb 10, 2004 @ 4:20 PM
Drawbacks to Using Aluminum Foil as a Fabric (Vol. 1), by Jennifer Hudson
and its sequel:
I'm Just Trying to Get Simon to Say Al-You-Min-I-Um with His Cool Accent and then I'll Go Back to Shopping at the Gap, also by Jennifer Hudson
I Love Me, This I Know, by Jesus Roman, forward by Alan Ritchson and Michel Keown
Edited by BuffAlum, Feb 10, 2004 @ 4:24 PM.
Posted Feb 11, 2004 @ 12:00 PM
How about Public Speaking Without Tears, by Jennifer Hudson? (Oh Jennifer, why did you have to go all crazy on me?)
Or perhaps Discover your Womyn Self: Rejecting the Media's Image of Femininity by Ashley Thomas and Katie Webber
Edited by yourbittergirl, Feb 11, 2004 @ 12:12 PM.
Posted Feb 13, 2004 @ 9:51 PM
How To Be A Success In The Music Business Without Selling Out Or Compromising Your Principles - by Clay Aiken
Grammar For Dummies - by Fantasia Barrino
Canada on $10 a Day - by Vanessa Olivarez
Edited by philmphile, Feb 13, 2004 @ 9:54 PM.
Posted Feb 16, 2004 @ 8:35 AM
Posted Feb 16, 2004 @ 11:56 AM
Guide to Southern Gospel by Matthew Metzger (issued as two-volume set with Matt Metzger's Catfish Cookbook)
Posted Feb 16, 2004 @ 1:06 PM