I too, have found my people.
I always watched the Today because it isn't as grating as that 'no talent ass clown' Charlie Gibson and his bitch Diane Sawyer. They try too hard to be 'kewl'.
Lately though, I watch CNN (Soledad), but that's mostly because my husband calls Soledad Obrien his 'news vixen'.
On with the snark...
Now that I think about it, they don't ever have segments with Ann and Katie together, do they?
It's usually Katie in the middle of her 'boys'. Look how cute and petite I am. GAG!
I just want to say that, in the almost two months since I read this post, I cannot watch the Today show without obsessively counting how many times Ann says "this morning."
Great, now I'm gonna do that.
I've never seen Celine interviewed before, but does she always act like that? And by "that," I mean "a person who enjoys her crystal meth."
BWAH! Celine does seem like she has been enjoying things in Vegas. And by things, I mean hash bars..... I totally agree!
Plus, Ann is so beautiful. What's with the drawn on black eyebrows and the hideous lipstick?
And for the love of Mike, someone buy that woman a constructed jacket to wear during the reading of the morning news.
Get her the jacket, a good lipstick and a brush!! I totally agree with the earlier 'jammies' comment - she always looks like she woke up late and didn't have time for wardrobe and hair. One of these days we're going to see her with a curler still in her hair or a stain from her danish on her shirt.
Does anyone find the outside audience incredibly ANNOYING??!! I swear, whenever they go to a live shot and they start screaming/yelling I have to mute it.
The best one with this is the weekend weather girl. She gets totally distracted by the people and usually has to rush through the weather.
Is anyone else bothered by Katie's outerwear?
God yes! The polka dot coat with the huge collar that she thinks is a wind shield so she pulls it up over her head. This is usually when Matt shows up in his simple suit and coat, looking pretty good. And let's take up a collection to buy this woman a bunch of hats. If I have to hear the, "It's freakin' cold, why the fuck aren't you wearing a hat" conversation again, my tv is going out the window!
Oh my god, I have found my people! I just can't deal with Katie's mouth or legs at all.
Word on this. She NEVER wears hose and is always wearing some ridiculous high heeled shoe. And forget about the sparkly lipstick, she seems to be dipping into her teenagers glitter body lotion - she's ready for a Night at the Roxbury!