Some Jamaicans don't have dreads, don't all sell/smoke weed, or sing reggae songs.
They don't? Well damn, there goes my fervent hope that all Jamaican men are, um, endowed
like the famed Dexter St. Jacques of Eddie Murphy's Raw
I thought of S. Epatha Merkerson from L&O
(Original Flavor) when the subject of dreads came up, but then remembered that TPTB require her to wear that lame wig on the show. Doesn't that guy on the now-defunct Wanda At Large
Okay, Tha Down Low? First of all, that commercial bugs the crap outta me. Second, JenPen
, honey, if you need a compilation of slow jams that badly I will happily burn you some stuff from iTunes and send it your way. Friends don't let friends buy bad compilations!
You guys are cracking me up with the recounting of bad commercials. Until I was off for several days over the holidays, I did not know that I could get my certificate in day care through the mail. Imagine the career opportunities!