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Posted Jan 2, 2004 @ 5:46 PM

Lilah, "My favorite color is green. I look good in diamonds. And I love riding in limos." It's all in the delivery.

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Posted Jan 3, 2004 @ 3:37 AM

Ok, gotta love the goosing of Lilah followed by Evil hand!

Series premiere: Doyle telling Angel he's gotta help humans, followed closely by "get a job" to a beggar.

Spike yelling in fear in the dark elevator with Eve: "That's just something I say... when it gets dark." And then he leaves her there at the end! Ha!

Wes to Lilah re: the discovery that the girl was in the closet: "Well, she did say you were impossibly loud."

Angel to the lawyers, Darla, and Dru: "And somehow, I just can't seem to care." Creepy.

Spike to Wesley: "I killed my mum. Well, first I killed her and then she tried to shag me so I had to..." staking motion. Wesley, hands up in front of him: "Thank you!"

Angel says something about how he ate his family and they "tasted just like chicken." Holy crap, that was disturbing.

But for me the creepiest Angelus line was when he was singing in the basement of the hotel: "If you go into the woods today, you're in for a big surprise." That just weirded me out.

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Posted Jan 4, 2004 @ 9:47 PM

I love a moment way back around the beginning of season two, I believe (sorry, I'm horrible at keeping episodes straight) when Cordy says she was in the top ten percentile of her class and Wesley asks "What class is that, advanced bosoms?" The delivery just cracked me up.

I also love in the episode where we first meet Gwen, when she melts that guy's watch and he says "Hey! That's a $12000 watch!" and she replied "And now it's surrealism."

Edited because I just remembered there's a separate thread for favourite moments.

Edited by shamoogity, Jan 6, 2004 @ 2:34 PM.


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Posted Jan 7, 2004 @ 4:40 PM

Don't come here often, but it's always a blast.

Dru: I'm ringing. All. Over
*Darla rolls her eyes and plucks the cell phone from between Dru's boobs*
Dru: Oh. Right. I knew that.

Darla: Sorry honey. I'm going to have to be Switzerland on this.

Fred: It's easy, just like calculating pi. 3.141...
*crazy-looking homeless guy edges away from her*

And who can forget the montage of Jasmaniacs proclaiming their love, intercut with shots of that girl who couldn't stop crying?

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Posted Jan 7, 2004 @ 6:33 PM

One of my faves, from "The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco"

Spike: "Angel went right off on the mail guy!"
and
"The geriatric community is soiling their nappies now that you're on the case!"

Just the mere thought of that entire scene makes me crack up. Hell, I'm laughing now just typing about it.

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Posted Jan 7, 2004 @ 7:26 PM

Dru: Dead already? Bad soldiers!!

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Posted Jan 7, 2004 @ 10:15 PM

After a bout of beastmaster-in-the-head, Angelus pays a visit to Fred in the hotel as she is muttering to herself about where she'd be if she were a book:

"Talking to you yourself Fred? There's a lot of that going around."

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Posted Jan 8, 2004 @ 6:35 AM

Watching ‘Orpheus’ again last night, I loved Willow saying

‘Everyone loves foetal pigs.’

to Wesley. She's so cute in that conversation (probably 'cause AH was getting to do a scene with her husband I guess), although that's a line you could probably never say to someone in RL without them thinking you were insane.

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Posted Jan 20, 2004 @ 4:27 PM

From "Hellbound"...

Fred: "He's just like you, a champion."
Angel: "God, I really hate that word."

HA! I just loved that part.

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Posted Jan 20, 2004 @ 10:29 PM

This season?
"Tell her you're a moron."
Hands down.

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Posted Jan 20, 2004 @ 11:01 PM

From "Harms Way"

"Tell her you're a moron" (Freaking word)

" Filthy Manwhore" and "Whore man"

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Posted Jan 21, 2004 @ 11:13 AM

I had forgotten about Cordy saying "I bit my tongue" in Orpheus until I saw it again last night. I got an unexpected laugh from that.

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Posted Jan 21, 2004 @ 7:00 PM

Most of my favorite quotes are Cordyisms. Here's some from season 2 (cause I just watched it for the first time on DVD).

From "There's no place like plrtz glrb"

Cordy: I love him
Angel: You love me?
Cordy: Not you, dumbass! (can't believe no one has put that yet, unless I missed it)

From "Through the looking glass" (I think)

"Heck, I'm all cow" (it's all in the delivery)

When Cordelia is all enchanted with the Groosalugg and the castle guards come through the door (with Lorne, I think).
"Handle it, will ya? I'm in the middle of something here." Or something to that effect.

And of course, the whole phone convo with Willow from "Disharmony". Charisma Carpenter's expressions are priceless. (If anyone wants, I can type it out, but if everyone already knows it, I'll spare you)

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Posted Jan 24, 2004 @ 3:03 AM

From today's rerun of Somnambulist

Penn: (grabbing Angel from behind) "You're my real father, Angelus!"
Angel: "Fine" (flips him to the ground) "You're grounded!"

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Posted Jan 24, 2004 @ 7:19 AM

From Soul Purpose:

"Thank you bear" (all in the delivery)

"To be a real boy"

Fred got some good lines in this ep.

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Posted Jan 24, 2004 @ 10:29 PM

From Harm's Way
Angel: You don't kill, we don't kill you.

The line itself wasn't funny, but DB's delivery cracked me up. He looked so camera-shy and uncomfortable, kind of like Andrew with his whiteboard in Storyteller.

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Posted Jan 28, 2004 @ 11:10 PM

The first Spicule line I've like in years (if slightly paraphrased) -

Angel: She's just an innocent.
Spicule: So were we once.



edited for my inability to spell . . .

Edited by Leena, Jan 28, 2004 @ 11:11 PM.


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Posted Jan 29, 2004 @ 2:02 AM

From tonight's episode of Damage:

Angel: Is pathological idiot a medical condition?

Andrew: I have two dozen vam-pyre slayers and none of them have ever dated you.

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Posted Jan 29, 2004 @ 9:03 AM

Damn, Boogalo, you beat me to that awesome Andrew line. As a substitute, I think I'll go for his "That's correct, slender attractive woman" to Fred. That guy is just too much. I think my runner-up from that would be Andrew comparing Spike's return to the return of Gandalf in LoTR. I can't remember the specific line, but it killed!

Edited by WWPrice The Man, Jan 29, 2004 @ 9:03 AM.


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Posted Jan 29, 2004 @ 9:55 AM

Wes' response to being schooled by Andrew - "Please, enlighten us" - was golden, too.

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Posted Jan 29, 2004 @ 10:12 AM

My Fave line, which I'm suprised no one wrote about, is from this season.

Toner Guy.
"NO ONE. REPLACES. THE TONER!!!!!!"
I seriously rolled off of my bed onto the floor in hysterics. And the word toner written in red on the wall above the copy machine didn't help either.

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Posted Jan 29, 2004 @ 10:24 AM

From Damage:

Spike: The blood smells different...stronger...

Andrew: Like nickels?

Andrew's delivery of this killed me.

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Posted Jan 29, 2004 @ 11:17 AM

I have to say I loved pretty much everything Andrew (now 82% more manly!) said last night but some of the best lines have just been mentioned, so...

Season One:
Wesley: "I'm a rogue demon hunter."
Cordy: "What's a rogue demon?"
perfect delivery!

from "Spin the Bottle"
Cordy "They kidnapped me and gave me bad hair!"
The fact that her hair was pretty bad (but not at its worst yet) at that point just made it better.

And everything Mr. Skitters said.

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Posted Jan 29, 2004 @ 11:41 AM

"Spike? It's you. It's really you! My therapist thought I was holding onto false hope, but... I knew you'd come back. You're like... you're like Gandalf the White, resurrected from the pit of the balrog, more beautiful than ever. Ohh... he's alive, Frodo. He's alive."

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Posted Jan 29, 2004 @ 12:06 PM

Lorne re Eve.: “Wait a minute, so we’re not gonna snap twiggy into sticks?”

Spike to Angel “Come to check yourself in?

Angel to Spike: “Shouldn’t you be out on the street protecting the city from people like you?”

Angel re Spike: “Is pathological idiot an actual condition?”

Spike: “It’s a Chinese demon. Maybe a water dragon or one of those elemental thingies.

Andrew: “Yes, attractive slender woman”

Andrew: “My hypothesis exactly Mr. Pryce. I see Mr. Giles might have been wrong about you.”

Spike: “Right. We could play cat and mouse all night. Or I could wedgie you unconscious and be done with it.”

Spike: “Blood. Smells different. Stronger.”
Andrew: “Like nickles?”

Spike: “I’d give you the finger, but apparently I won’t have the motor skills till the drugs wear off.”

Spike: “I’m not saying you’re right. Cause uh, I’m physically incapable of saying that.”

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Posted Jan 29, 2004 @ 3:32 PM

"Check the viewscreen, Uhura. I've got a dozen slayers behind me, and not one of them has ever dated you." - Andrew, Damage

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Posted Jan 29, 2004 @ 3:40 PM

This week:
* "Danny, we're gonna need a whip!"
* "What he said, only with more of a threat at the end"
* "That is correct, attractive slender woman"
* "Like nickels?"
* And naturally, I loved "Is pathological idiot an actual condition?" - it's in the delivery, for me.

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Posted Jan 29, 2004 @ 3:45 PM

"Wedgie you unconscious" is even funnier the next day. So very twelve, am I....

Doctor: If he goes after Dana, he'll (Spike) will be killed.
Angel (fed up): He'll just come back.

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Posted Feb 11, 2004 @ 10:07 PM

Ok, from the 1943 episode:

Angel: "Yeah, you're real old, we know." (He just sounds so exasparated).

and

Russian Vampire: "I vas Rasputin's loaffferrr!"

and

Spike: "You hear about a free virgin blood party, don't go, it's an SS trap." (Or something. Anyone have the exact quote?)

Edited by mirocek, Feb 13, 2004 @ 2:32 PM.


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Posted Feb 12, 2004 @ 3:16 AM

The dirtiest, HoYay! line ever heard on Angel:

"Chief, give me a mission"...which sounds a lot like "Chief, give me emission" when spoken out loud. That last scene...really funny.