Hey, Jason and Kirsten did a good job, I’d say, with Shawn and Belle’s “message to the newlyweds.” It really reminded me of all the well-wishes I have on my bar mitzvah tape.
Bonnie: Are you feeling all right?
Celeste: Oh, yes, aside from this slight feeling of DEATH AND DOOM AT MIDNIGHT!!!!!
Lexi: Oh, Mother. Your uncanny accuracy in past predictions only proves that you can’t possibly be right tonight.
Bonnie: Yes, you just listen to...wait, what?
Remind me again why everybody seems to accept without comment the fact that Tony was supposedly chatting nonchalantly with Caroline about soda bread a few days before she died? I mean, did Hope and Stefano used to sit around swapping soup recipes when he wasn’t busy kidnapping her?
Um, doesn’t the bouquet toss happen immediately after the ceremony, rather than randomly announced by the caterer’s cleaning lady, like, three hours into the reception?
Bonnie’s a good screamer, but I still don’t think anything will top the Kate/Sami screams when Lucas “attacked” them at Salem Inn.
Did anybody else laugh when Hope whipped out her piece? Have we even seen her in uniform since she rejoined the force?
I really think it would improve the show if all
the victims came tumbling out of piñatas. Like, Roman could have popped out of one shaped like a New Year’s bell or something.