First thing, man, last Thursday's show was so awesome.
John talked about dancing with George Clinton on The Bugle. He said George told him he was a pretty good dancer, which he said proves two things: One, that The Funk is extremely polite, and two that The Funk also lies.
Bwah! John and Jon were pretty adorable going at it though.
Putin's overjoy at his "reelection" was hysterical, or I should say Jon cracking up at it. To this day the only thing that comes to mind other than brutal dictator are those shirtless photos of him bear hunting. Colbert made fun of them back in the day.
"What a nice man. He will be missed."
"Instead of chocolate and peanutbutter you use shit and poison." LMAO! But, holy hell, how depressing is that news about Greece? Neo-nazis? WTF!
Much love for Jon's goodfella's accent though, that always makes me giggle.
I was LMAO at the French stuff: (showing a picture of Pepe LePew) "Why are your skunks so date rapey? and Why are the bags for baguettes only half the length?"
Me too. That was a great line. I loved the way he just ended it with 'Gerard Depardieu,' that's all. 'Nuff said.
I despise Sasha Baron Cohen and the schtick he rode in on, but I did chuckle at the Santorum joke. I guess I hate Santorum more than I hate The Schticktator.
Heh. Same here.