Posted Jan 5, 2004 @ 8:10 PM
I swear, I disappear for a few days and everybody goes bitchcakes! Behold:
I spent half of high school playing Stargate Defender. Two solid years.
Two years, huh? Well, you must've been pretty good. What was your best score?
1,248,500 March 7th, 1983.
1.2 million? Wow! I mean ... is that good?
Yeah. Wisconsin offers very few distractions for a ... pale, friendless virgin.
No argument there. You got any, got any tips for me?
Yes! Save the humanoids!
Just, just, just try to imagine them as members of your real-life family that way you'll make sure nothing bad happens to them.
Save the humanoids? OK, champ, I'll try to check that (out?)...
-- Exit Jimmy
It's not him the machine wants. It's me.
-- Enter Beth with an assload of quarters --
I'll just leave these right here in case you need 'em.
Another of Arcade's many gems:
Well, they aren't what you would call conventionally tasty.