Hi, I searched and didn't see a thread for this. Not sure if it would go in with Keeping up with the Kardashians but since they've got the "Dash Dolls" it's kind of a new cast so I figured it should probably be it's own thing. Anyway, I found this almost even more staged than Keeping up with the Kardashian but i'm definitely still gonna watch. I'm such a sucker.

What part seemed staged?

It was a nice show. Kim seems bitchy and conceited

Umm, yes she does. I would NEVER want to be her sister. The whole "Dash Dolls" seemed kind of dumb. Do they really have to call them that? And also the fact that Khloe got her own radio show seemed a little far fetched but who knows, she is relatively well known. I guess staged was maybe the wrong word.

Kim seems like an uber bitch. Wouldn't want her for my sister.

I love this show, though. Kourtney and Khloe are so much more fun to watch by themselves than the entire Kardashian/Jenner clan as a whole.

I am so glad those 2 are out of CA. Miami, you can have them. And Khloe has a hook up right away.

I agree if Kim is going to come out acting like this all the time than I rather not see the show.

Kim used to seem very nice, and friendly--but lately it seems that the front has worn off and her true colors are showing. She even has that cold, standoffish bitch vibe/look to her now. I see why Reggie dumped her. She is very conceited, and self centered. She didn't even seem to care that her sister got her own radio show or anything. Claims she forgot.

I'm still trying to figure out what made these girls famous- other than their late father.

Nope not watching. I don't KARE.

Kourtney appeared via telephone on our local entertainment/news show yesterday and stated she was very worried to tell her mom about her pregnancy. So Khloe told Kris the news instead. Mind you, Kourtney was in the room at the time. <sarcasm>

Anyone who might have that radio station, I ask you this: as shown on this show, is that a radio program you want to listen to?

The opening with Khloe on the radio asking listeners to call in with stories about new beginnings was horrible. I'm 100% sure that wasn't an actual part of her radio show, since it makes her sound like one of those middle of the night sex story sharing radio show host you'd find on Cinemax after midnight.

And she just went to jail for alcohol last year, even if it was for a "traumatizing" few hours. So she's able to even "pretend" to have a vial of cocaine on the air? I'm not saying what she had was real, as it seems horribly contrived by the scenes in the commercial to just bring a vial of cocaine and flaunt it at work, but wouldn't someone who prosecuted her just last year take notice of this?

These two? BOOOOORRRRRRRRINNNNNGGGGG.

Why does the title of this show sound like a bad porno?

If you remember the episode from "Keeping Up With the Kardashians" where Khloe was being picked up from jail and Kim was busy checking herself out on her camera phone/mirror while mother Kris was busy feeling sorry for herself and Kourtney had what Joel McHale of "The Soup" describes as the "dead behind the eyes" look.

The fact that Kim sees her sisters as riding on her coat tails is ridiculous since she is only known because of her father's role in the O.J. trial, her mother marrying a former Olympic champion, and having a big ass and a sex tape with Brandy's lesser known brother. At least you can say that Khloe has been doing a lot of work with the Dash store in CA.

Totally agree with the radio show being weak and Michael Yo is a pompous, self-righteous tool.

It's not very often you see a "reality" show with both the A and the B plot staged.

First: Lesbian Love Affair. Obviously Jackie came directly from central casting. They met in a drawing class where, on the first day, they had to draw a naked man? And why did Kourtney seem to show up for each class 3 minutes after it started? The entire subplot was boring and contrived.

Now: Cocaine. So one of Dash' employees finds cocaine and her way of dealing with it is to bring it to your boss laughing? And her boss, being smarter because she is obviously in a supervisory position, tosses it into her purse to bring out later at her second job? The entire thing was fake and it was obvious. The "cocaine" (hello salt shaker!) was dropped there by the producers and Khloe knew what she was doing.

The "fun" with Clearchannel? Once again I ask why they wasted even 3 hours after midnight on this idiot. She literally said "Look what I found today" on an audio-only radio show, then proceeded to mime snorting cocaine. If there was a real drug risk here, why did her boss let her dispose of the cocaine herself. Why did he not just hold her in his office and call the cops? She just got out of jail for a DUI. Good thing he responded by letting her taking a drug test 2-3 days later so she has a chance to stop doing drugs before it.

This show has only been on two week and already the second episode is the fakest fake that ever faked. Not a good sign.

Oh no, "staged" is definitely the right word!

The drug testing was so staged. I've had jobs where we had mandatory drug testing before being hired. You go into a room, you get patted down by a nurse, you certainly don't take your massive ass purse into the stall with you, and the nurse is waiting for you the second you come out of the stall to take and seal your sample.

At a former place of employment, a whole bunch of new hires and some employees that were there for about a year were caught giving/selling vicodin and percocet to each other at work.

H&R quickly took them all aside, forced them to take a drug test, and about 30 employees were fired almost instantly. The cops weren't called, but they were certainly reprimanded.

Not only was her little cocaine joke 100% stupid for the radio (it would take seeing the cocaine to understand it even), but the entire thing was staged beyond belief. The boss would have walked in, confiscated the vial, and walked her to his office to deal with her. He wouldn't let her meander around the studios and flush the vial down the toilet so there's no evidence. I'm sure the reason why Clear Channel didn't fire her is because they were in on it being fake for storyline purposes. Any other employee, from management down to interns, caught with cocaine on them at work would have been fired.

Heh, when my husband was an athlete in college, a nurse had to come into the stall with him.

Why would you even incorporate a cocaine storyline into the show?

Because you are desperate for a story line....ANY story line. I wouldn't put it past them to have planned Kourtney's pregnancy just to get ratings. Attention whores - all of them. And Scott is a douchey-tool.

Thank you, I thought the whole thing was staged. From the finding of the coke to the drug test. I can't imagne anyone who lost that vial of coke, which looked like a substantial amount (from my very limited experience) didn't come back to the store looking for it. And the huge ass purse, would NEVER be allowed. (on my first reading of your post I thought you said "you certainly don't take your massive ass into the stall with you" LOL)



Agreed, plus everytime he is on the screen I have a compulsion to reach out and slap him. He also always looks like he needs a bath, yucky greasy hair.

So true but there must be something else to use for 'plot.' Maybe something viewers could identify with?

Isn't Michael Yo a part of the E! network. I think the radio station Khloe is working for is also a part of the E! "family". I'm starting to see just how Khloe's "job" as a radio show hostess came to fruition. I never heard her express even the slightess interest in radio prior to the big move to Miami.

I just have to say this also, for a family that prides itself on being so up on whatever the industry is doing and being in the clothing business, do none of the Kardashian ladies, including Kris, realize that leggings are not their friend. I know they are "known" for their asses but really, watching Khloe walkin to the bathroom for her drug test with those leggings on!! She really is not that large a girl but her ass looked horrible.
Clinton and Stacy to Miami..quickly.

When Kourtney and her friend were walking into the restaurant (?) what did the guys outside say to them? Kourtney made a some retort but I messed the first part.

He's a regular on Chelsea Lately and she's always ripping on him for being a dork and kiss ass. Is Khloe's radio show on free radio or is it on satellite radio? If E! has a channel on XM or Sirius, I could see Khloe getting her own show, but I can't see her getting a show on a real channel, midnight or not.

I certainly think the radio show was 100% set up by E!/Viacom for more advertisement and story lines for the show. Obviously with all the ads you see on the show (though they very well could have just been two they kept editing into the show), the station is banking more on people tuning in because they kind of know her than her being a good DJ. I can see a third or fourth tier top 40 station that's not a Kiss FM picking someone like Khloe up for a midnight show, though. It gives them original programming late at night, a name with a... uh... face? to advertise, and she's on at such an hour that she's really just displacing other DJs who just play music or LoveLine syndication.

Obviously, she is not. The first rule of audio broadcasting is don't make visual jokes, especially if you are in the big leagues and on an FM station. That's stuff even my podcasting friends and I avoid doing for free from a basement studio, let alone her pantomiming snorting cocaine which much have just sounded like a hoover vacuum through the mic.

Kris hates Scott. I'm sure she'll pretty it up now that he's the daddy-to-be, but she said when she first met him she thought he couldn't handle fidelity. When Kourtney was contemplating breaking up with him, Kris told her she'd had a bad feeling about Scott from the start. I have issues with Kris, but I think she sees Scott for exactly what he is.

Chelsea Handler said on her show that Michael Yo knows he's an ass kisser and glad handles celebs.

Re whether Khloe's radio show is on Free FM or satellite, although Sirius does have the E! channel as part of their line-up (I listen to it on occasion), Khloe's radio show airs on Free Fm on a Miami radio station for a trial run.

Took a drug test last week. They locked my purse up and didn't allow me to wash my hands or flush the toilet. A little different than Khloe carrying her giant green day-glo purse into the bathroom with her.

Not sure why Khloe needs to be so physically aggressive towards Kourtney. She roughhouses like a 12 year old boy. And she is so much bigger, it hardly seems like a fair fight.

This show is so awful. And the way the sisters treat each other is just terrible.

There is no excuse for this show to be on the air. It's beyond horrible. These sisters are not young girls any longer and they set a disgusting example for Kylie and Kendall. Bruce and Kris must be so proud.

I am sure Kris is proud. Bruce on the other hand is more than likely embarrassed.

What does Scott do?


They need to change the name of the show to "kourtney and Khloe Take Miami...but not w/o Kim" Three episodes in, and this broad has managed to worm her way in!

It was nice to see Kim get so drunk that she couldn't walk, talk or puke by herself. I'm sure Kris and Bruce aren't proud of that! She still looked sick at the photo shoot...lol

double post, sorry!

Why does Khloe feel the need to constantly pull her sisters pants down and spank her bare butt? I would never in a million years do that to one of my sisters. I still like Kim the best, big head and all. Khloe is just too aggressive for me and Kourtney often seems drugged up or something.

I like Khloe the best 'cuz I think she has the quickest wit of the Kardashian clan - granted, that's not exactly stiff competition. She seemed a lot more withdrawn on Celebrity Apprentice - maybe she was intimidated by her castmates. Khloe's not afraid to speak her mind with her family, which (if nothing else) makes this fakety fake ego trip of a show almost watchable. Almost.

Someone should flush Michael Yo down a toilet. He bugs.

[quote]Why does Khloe feel the need to constantly pull her sisters pants down and spank her bare butt? I/quote]

IMO, it's to advertise the family trademark......

Wow, who told Kris about Kim's "sex tape" or is an unplanned pregnancy worse? Kris is so nonchalant about, and even participates in a lot of the trashiest behaviors of these girls, I can't imagine she would be in the least upset about Kourtney's pregnancy. Bruce better run with the two youngest cause they are next in line. Watching the nasty display put on in the episode where Robert's girlfriend's parents go camping with the Jenner family, I was embarassed by the girls behavior and can't believe Kris and Bruce allowed it. Robert and his girl have since split, I wonder if that had anything to do with it.

And I can just hear Khloe breaking the news to Kris.. "Hey Mom Kourtney's knocked up"

I hope Kim is not trying to be an actress because her drunk-then-hungover performance was terrible. Of all the completely scripted and staged reality shows I've seen this is one of the worst.

Khloe is a pig. Just because you outweigh your sister by 100 pounds, that gives you no right to pin her down and pull up her skirt. Maybe she gets off on it.

Thank You, I'm not the only one who thought the whole thing was faked. She had a big photo shoot the next day and she is still lying across the bottom of her bed at 1pm (in her clothes from the night before)? Please, no way, I doubt "big photo shoots" start in the mid to late afternoon. I think it was a feeble attempt to show off her acting "range". Her sex tape showed how bad of an actress she is, she couldn't even fake passion.

According to the latest PEOPLE magazine, Kris was upset. It took her some time to come to accept the truth. It was mentioned in the article how Kris had loathed Scott. Don't most people?

After all of Scott's cheating ways and his lack of skills, other than the bedroom perhaps, Scott is such a douchebag. The article stated Kourtney said it was a "one night stand" with Scott that resulted in her pregnancy. Why am I not surprised?

I didn't really pay attention to this episode I just kinda had it on in the background but I thought kim did look wasted and was not faking it. I just figured that she used that miracle white powder to liven herself up again OR she didn't really get drunk on the day before her shoot. I think maybe saying that was just for show and she really got drunk some other day.

I *think* the radio show is on Y100 - which is a popular Top-40 Miami station - not on satellite radio.

I don't understand her surprise, did she not think Kourtney was having sex with Scott? Wasn't there an earlier pregnancy scare where Kourtney revealed she was regularly "careless' about birth control. Khloe explained to Kourtney that the pill didn't work if you don't take it everyday. Perhaps Mama Kris should have stepped in there at that time to give her daughter a refresher course on responsibility, instead of whooping it up getting drunk with them and pissing in parking lots. Or is she only upset cause Scott is not to her liking, maybe someone richer or more famous would have been congratulated on impregnating her daughter.

Her official blog says she had a five week trial run on Y100.

Bingo. Just like I posted, Kris is upset because she didn't like Scott. Kris made it clear in one episode she was not happy with how he treated her daughter. I don't blame her, I don't like him either and I don't know the guy. I only know he is some jerk who obviously cheats on Kourtney. Kourtney will learn the down the road (again) that Scott is a cheat.

With perfect hair and makeup! This was so fake.

One of the younger daughters who is 13, already has a photo of her in some magazine where she is wearing a very cut off belly top, and some booty shorts.

After watching the past couple of episodes, I'd say there's a distinct possibility that someone else *did* impregnate her daughter, and Scott should ask for a DNA test.

She seemed to be "dating around" when she was in Miami, and then the pregnancy news leaked after she was back in LA, AND she was a few months along, so based on the timing, why would they be so sure it was from a "one-night stand" with Scott?

I thought the same thing, but remember she is saying that she conveniently forgot to take her birth control pill that day that she was with Scott.

She acted all coy in the last episode, sleeping with her brother's friend, in some sexy nightwear (sorry but sleeping in a thong, no way very un -comfortable, or course that may have been to make it suitable for younger viewers)but "no" she tells Khloe in the klassy Kardashian way "she didn't bone him" Bruce must be so happy he didn't spawn those klassy Kardashian girls, he better keep a tight hand on the two he and Kris had or they're next to make the internet soft porn rounds.