I'm guessing that there will be a paternity test done
Looks like, according to the blurb for next week's episode ("Jordan seeks DNA samples to confirm David and Ruby's genetic connection").proving that Ruby's not David's daughter because I can't really see this show actually comitting to an incestuous relationship between two teenagers (though I think it would be interesting if they did).
The thing is, if Ruby
isn't David's daughter, there's really no logical reason for her to stick around, and the show's over. Unless, say, Patrick and Audie adopt her, in which case she goes from being Jordan's cousin to being his sister.
Meantime, we're seeing increasing signs that Jordan's horndoggery is generic and widespread (such as his dream date threesome with the Spanish teacher and the hot babysitter), rather than Ruby-specific. Also, Ruby's never shown the slightest romantic interest in Jordan; her attitude towards him has only ever been sibling-esque at best. And though anything's possible (especially given Shaun Cassidy's track record with the twisted), I don't see a reciprocal crush on Ruby's part happening, short of a total personality transplant.
I think the situation with Jordan is more one of, just as he's into his raging hormones phase, an unfamiliar, attractive, age-appropriate female suddenly takes up residence under his roof... the key word here being
unfamiliar. If they'd grown up around each other, if he were used to having her around, the temptation level might be much lower, or nonexistent. But right now, with his libido in overdrive, it's a little overwhelming... especially when you add the "forbidden fruit" factor on top of everything else. But again, from everything we've seen, the attraction here is entirely one-sided. There have even been a couple of hints that Ruby's not entirely blind to Jordan's crush, and rather than feeling the same, she's seemed a little squicked out by it, to me.
Anyway, on to the funny...
Ironically enough, I think my top moments this week came from Jordan's aforementioned horndoggery (actually, his
and David's). The dream date overshare (with David, naturally, wanting to hear more) was outshone only by his reaction to the pictures his friend was sending from the restaurant.
Jordan: Look at this one: he -- he's dropped his fork and... oh, Uncle David! (beat) Well, I guess this is gonna be my new screen saver.
Also, the tag, with the payoff of the b-plot was a hoot.
Patrick (scolding Ben and Jordan): You guys, you don't get it. These fans are crazy!
Fan (looking on adoringly from the foyer): He's right, you know.
Patrick (to fans): Go. Away!