Did Melissa really turn to her mother, Joan Rivers, and say "will you jump in please, Mother.." when Claudia was giving her critique of Melissa?
Yes, yes she did. And it was awesome. Really, Melissa? You just asked your Mommy to jump in and fight your battle for you? Are you not an adult here? "Will you jump in please, Mother?" That pretty much said it all right there.
Claudia's "congratulations" to Melissa's claim to have produced the past 12 years of red carpet specials was perfect. I wanted to high-five her through my TV.
I was half-expecting the men to lose again, because I could totally see the storyline of what was going to happen in the boardroom playing out throughout the episode. First, you have Clint getting progressively pissed off at Brian over the whole task and his role in it, with Brian taking all the performer and artistic roles for himself and tossing Clint the grunt work. (I really think Brian took a certain amount of pleasure in that for some reason, too. Like he saw Clint's desire to be a part of the artistic staging of the whole concert thing as a personal issue, and he wanted to put him in his place, he almost had a little sparkle in his eyes when Clint was ordering pizzas.) Then Dennis comes back, claiming to be ready to work, actually trying to participate (I totally called it after he stormed out, I looked at my husband and said "and soon he'll be back, totally fine, like nothing happened"), and even offers up something that they need at no cost instead of the thousands of dollars it's costing through the original source they've found, and Brian wants nothing to do with him, but Clint, the one Dennis went off on in the first place, is totally cool with him and seems to be trying to encourage Brian to work with him but not making the decision for him. Ivanka even comes in and says, after scoping out the situation, that Brian should suck it up and let Dennis take part in the task. I totally saw a men lose, Dennis and Clint are both blaming Brian, the other guys weren't there when Dennis came back, so they have no idea what happened when he came back and can't really speak to that, but Clint brings up the whole Dennis jumped in and offered to get the monitors for free and Brian flat out refused to let him do it example. Ivanka shares her observations that Dennis was there, he wanted to work and Brian wasn't having it, and Trump cans Brian. It was so laid out for us, I was really surprised the men won.
One thing I noticed in the boardroom, I think that, outside of Brian, the other men actually kind of like Dennis. That whole joking around when Trump was talking about whether each guy could beat Dennis up (which, btw, what the fuck is with Trump's fascination each season with that? Last season it was who could beat up Lennox, this season it's who can take Dennis, shut the fuck up, Trump, yeesh), seemed awfully jokey and friendly, not like guys who dislike each other. And Dennis, to hs credit, seems to be honestly trying to make good with the guys for whatever reason (and it apparently doesn't last long as he's back in the booze in next week's episode), but when they were announced the winners, he was congratulating the guys, and made a point of telling Brian he did a good job. The guy's got issues, no arguing, but I do honestly believe that, once he got that outburst out of his system and he came back, he did have good intentions, and he would have helped had he been given a chance.
My take on the whole "managing Dennis" thing? I think he's manageable if someone really steps in and does it. But, everyone is just ready for him to be this loose cannon and totally unmanageable (and to need a babysitter) that they just don't man up and tell him what the fuck he needs to do and to just fucking do it. I'd love to see Jesse be the PM and manage him. For example, the beginning of the task, when Dennis was off by himself and they called over to him and he said "oh, you guys got this" (when he was being all pissy about the team shutting him out or some such shit), that's when Brian, as the PM, needed to say "no, this is a team activity right now, you're part of the team, get over here." I also think the big blowup wasn't nearly as heated and spur of the moment as it would seem. I think he needed to blow off some steam in some way, so he sat on those steps, and he planned out what to say, and he waited and picked his target. And he picked Clint because of a couple things. One, he knew Clint wouldn't actually make it a physical thing, and he had zero intention of getting physical, he just wanted to blow some steam off, make a scene and have a reason to storm out of there and go be alone for a while, because he's pissed off that he feels his team doesn't want him around. Two, he figured that, of the men left, he had kind of bonded a bit with Clint, and when he came back, he and Clint would be cool. And, he was right on both counts. Clint was fine with letting the whole scene blow over, and of course, Clint was not going to get physical with a guy twice his size. He let him vent, let him walk out, and welcomed him back when he came back, encouraging the PM to let him in on the task.
As for the women, Trump is not firing Brandi for a very long time. He's infatuated. You can tell he just wants to talk to her and be around her. He has his men each season he likes being around because it makes him feel important and powerful (hence all his "can you take so and so" macho bullshit), and then he has a woman or two each season who he likes having around to flirt with. But I think, by far, this is the most he's been into one of the women, and he's going to keep her around as long as he can, unless she just totally craps the bed and there's no conceivable way to fire anyone but her. But he'll try to find other scapegoats in her place when he can.