Apologies if a similar thread already exists. I didn't see one.



Smiling man and woman are holding hands and facing the camera.

Smiling woman: I have herpes.

No-long-smiling man *Drops woman's hand and gives her horrified look*: YOU WHAT?

Woman and girl at Dairy Queen. Waitress brings girl sundae from boy. Girl waves and smiles to boy. Mother says: No thank you, she doesn't accept gifts from strangers because they think she's cute, which in this case, they need glasses.

Daughter gets no sundae ever again.


Woman in robe, " I don't know who you people think you are, but it's twelve thirty."

Musician: "So?"

A woman happily eating a Double Western Bacon Six Dollar Cheeseburger, fries dipped in ranch and a chocolate shake from Jack and the Box that weighs 200 pounds. Tagline could be "Some things are worth it".

Closed for incoherence, sorry.