Chuck: Why should I be chosen to be an usher? I'm Gossip Girl.
*beat*
Chuck: I mean, Chuck Bass. Chuck Bass!

Gossip Girl: Hey, Upper East Siders! Gossip Girl here. I'm too busy getting a little heroic to blog this week, but I got you some other guy instead. His name's Mohinder, and he is smoking. Enjoy!
*The next morning*
Upper East Siders: What. The. Fuck?

Blair: Let's go checkout the new Isaac Mizrahi line at Target.
Kati and Isabel: Sounds cool.
Blair: And after that, we can make a pit stop by Wal-Mart or K-Mart and check out the Jaqueline Smith clothes.

Chuck: "I am so incredibly straight."

Well, he might say it, but only in denial.

Eleanor: Blair, PLEASE have some of this chocolate cake the cook just made.

Dan: Rich people are really sensitive and awesome and I want to be part of that world.

Blair: These Payless shoes are SUUUPER cute on me!

BLAIR: So, Serena, what is sex with Nate like?
SERENA: Eh, I was too wasted to tell. You'd better ask Chuck.

CHUCK: If you don't respect a woman's feelings, then you don't respect yourself. I just want a friendship, a real connection; if you have that, then sex is a bonus.

DAN: I try never to judge.

GOSSIP GIRL: Maybe I'm a hack.

Vanessa: What's really important in life is for everyone to respect other's privacy and personal space.

Eleanor kinda came close to that when she all but shoved that gorgeous and HUUUGGGGEEE apple pie in Blair's face.

Jenny: You know, high school popularity really doesn't matter much in the whole scheme of things. And besides, if I'm being honest with myself, even if I somehow manage to take Blair's top spot, I will never be totally accepted by them, because Old Money is something you're born to.



Actually, I can picture Vanessa saying that. She seems enough of a hyprocrite and with a stunning lack of awareness that she'll hold people to standards that she doesn't hold herself to.

I would LOVE to watch Vanessa go off on someone about respecting personal spaces. That'd be just too rich.

Heh, you're right, MethodActor05. She does seem very hypocritical. ITA that it would be great to see her ranting to someone about their not respecting personal space and privacy.

Topic?

Dan: Chuck, your family owns a strip club, right? Think you could wrangle me a free invitation? I just looooove strippers, whores, that whole damn world.

Blair: I'm so over dressing up, I think I am going to wear a track suit today.

Chuck: I'm off to the library to study!

"Can I see your I.D.?"

I still can't believe how much they all drink in restaurants and bars.

Serena: I think I'll tell Dan the truth about what's going on.

HA!

Playing around with some lines from the OC:

Dan: Serena's right over there. Look. Oh, stop, don't look. But, I mean, you can look, but don't look like you're looking.

Dan: Vanessa just moved here from Vermont.
Blair: Vermont? Ew!

Chuck: You ate my toast, Blair.
Blair: I like crusts, Chuck.
Chuck: Face it. Our chemistry is undeniable.
Blair: You know what else is undeniable?
Chuck: What?
Blair: The pain this fork is gonna cause you when I jam it in your eye!

Serena: The other night, when we...had sex. You weren't the only virgin in the room.
Dan: There was someone else in the room? Like, filming us?
Serena: Yes. Georgina.
Although that does fall down because Georgie's not a virgin.

ETA: Yessss! I'm a Loyal Viewer!

Well, given that the famous " I'm Seth Cohen " line was used in the latest episode of GG, we can't be sure that other key OC lines won't be used.

I'm rather uninspired but...

Dan: We can't be together. We're from two different worlds.
Serena: No shit!

Blair: Do you want fries with that?

Dan: I'm an incredibly self-centred individual and judge people because I have an unfounded sense of superiority that springs from the fact that my family has no money.

Serena: I want to become just like my mother.

Nate: *emotes*

Rufus: So I was...fifteen when Dan was born? Why does my son look twenty-five?

Blair: What the fuck am I wearing?

Serena: Now that I've taken these marbles out of my mouth, I can totally can speak clearly now.

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Hah. In real life, Matthew Settle would have had to have had Penn Badgely at the age of 18. Possible, but damn young.

To play around a little with one of my favorite movies...

Georgina: You know, there's too many buttons in the world. There's too many buttons and they're just - they're just begging to be pressed, and it makes me wonder, it really makes me fucking wonder, why doesn't anyone ever press mine? Why am I so neglected? Why doesn't anyone reach in and rip out the truth and tell me that I'm a fucking whore, or that my parents wish I were dead?

Serena: Because you're dead already!

Dan: Maybe rich kids have problems, too...

Serena: Whatever, Dan was just a phase. I am so over trying to be a good girl.

Nate: I think I'll try being single for awhile.

Vanessa: Dan, would you still love me if I shaved my head?

Blair: Chuck, I will marry you only if you take my last name.

Word. So much word.


*at some fancy club*

Jenny: Why, hello there.

Bouncer: Let me see some I.D.

Jenny: Why, of course, Mr. Bouncer. You know, you remind me of an even sexier version of Channing Tatum. *hands him her fake I.D.*

Bouncer: Whatever, jailbait. *puts I.D. into handheld scanner, which confirms it's a fake* Hah. Just as expected. Come back in about five years, little girl.

Jenny: Why, I never! *stalks off in a huff*

playing around with lines from one of my other favourite "teen dramas": Veronica Mars

Dan: That might play with the masses, but underneath that angry young woman shell, there's a slightly less angry young woman who's just dying to bake me something. You're a marshmallow, Blair Waldorf. A twinkie!

Bart: Have you been playing nice with the other children?
Chuck: You know Dad, I'm old school, an eye for an eye.

Dan: I'm so nervous. This is totally knotting up my inner nerd.
Blair: Wait, you have an inner one?

Serena: The world is upside-down. Blair Waldorf wants to believe in miracles, and I'm the cynical one.

Blair: Vanessa, would you like to be my stylist? I love the way you dress and do your hair, and I'd like to help you get ahead.
Vanessa: Of course. I'd much rather hold a job than spend all my time climbing in through people's windows.

OMG Serena is totally a girl version of Wallace (but with more screen time).

Dan: Cedric's the only one who's always been there for me.

Serena: Do you think I should put more clothes on?