If we really care. Kim Kardashian, the newest socialite that masks as a "career woman", model and actress has her show which looks to be airing on E! tomorrow.



I guess because she doesn't flash her cooch, get drunk, spend time in jail, etc....we gotta big up her! *sarcasm*

No, she just makes sex tapes and then feigns surprise when it's released. I loathe her.

Thing is, this chick is all over the place BECAUSE of the tape (that she initially said didn't exist) and now it's hard for her to just swallow her pride and admit that she has the opportunities because of it...I was DYING for Tyra to ask her that when she was on her show!

She's proof you can be the prettiest thing walking and be a cold dead fish in bed though! LMAO...yeah, I saw the tape

I saw it too. She made Paris look like a porn star in comparison. And her voice? Um, no.

E! is trying to pump this show up in a way I've never seen before. There's a stink of desperation here that I've never even seen E! sink to. I'm guessing it's going to be really bad -- and not in a good way.

Could Bruce Jenner be any more pathetic with his creepy, over-botoxed, excessively-surgically-corrected face and the endless number of horrifying fame-whore children?

I saw a clip on E! News with a young girl about 12 practicing her pole dancing. Have these people no shame at all?

ok, so "Kardesperate" it is then! LOL



ETA


Thing is, you look at the timeline in which we were introduced to her....



1.Frist seen on the last season of "The Simple Life" w/ dumb broad in crime Paris (on E! of course)
2.then the internet rumors about the tape SHE said never existed
3.Magazine interview where she says tape doesn't exist
4.BOOM....tape is released
5.followed by a bunch of "wtf promotion" and appearances at clubs and parties
6.now with her very own show (on E! of course)

So, she and her sisters are the daughters of Robert Kardashian, OJ's friend/lawyer, right?

Oh, just checked Wikipedia:



The sex tape was with Ray-J? Isn't that Brandy's brother? Wow, he sure gets around. I want to know if she was home the day OJ ran away and did the famous Bronco chase. He was staying at Robert Kardashian's house and then it was Kardashian who read the infamous "suicide" note to the press.

...pretty much...he aint much else! LMAO

I think that's because Ryan Seacrest is one of the producers of this. And Bruce Jenner creeps me out too. Maybe when I see him on the show, my opinion will change but there's something weird about him. I had no idea Kim K. was married before.

Who the h*ll is this Kardashian girl anyways? She just popped up out of nowhere! I just read here that she did a sex tape, so that explains it.

I saw her in a recent magazine bragging endlessly about her big rounded Armenian b*tt. I think she is soooo in love with her big b*tt , she must spend hours in front of a mirror admiring it.
Wish I had her mirror.

I was thinking that the show specifically focused on her and her siblings, but it's the whole family (mom and stepdad included)...once again, you can trace a straight line back to that sextape, and her mom wants to be apart of this???


...This is what happens when you are your child's freind and not their parent folks!!!

A small claim to fame:

I met Bruce Jenner some years ago (1991 or 1992) when he was a guest speaker at a convention my company put on. Turns out he and I have the same birthday (and so did his nanny at the time). He was really very nice - we chatted for a few minutes and a couple weeks later he sent me an autographed photo that said "Happy Birthday."

I don't remember him looking quite so bad in person but maybe he's had more plastic surgery since then.

Between pimping Kim and the Olly Girls E! network is really scraping the bottom of the barrell. I don't understand it because E! is a seemingly successful network so it seems they could come up with better "talent."

Ok, 10 minutes of this show is enough.

Why is this girl a 'celebrity'. What does/did she do other then act like a slut for money (c'mon, tell me she's not collecting some of the profits for that tape?)

Why would Tyra put her on her show. For what? To talk about what? Her big ass? What else does she do?

Am I missing something here? If so, someone correct me and maybe I'll give it another chance.

And it's obvious why the girls are such trash. In the first 10 min I saw the mother wearing 2 VERY inappropriately short mini dresses. Get drunk at a wine store (and then drive home). Obviously trying to relive her youth through her slutty children.

I'm watching my first episode (not the first, I don't think but my first). Anywho, Kim K. is about the most famous not famous person out there now that Paris has decided to live a more low-key existence. I remember her sister (Kourtney) from Filthy Rich Cattle Drive (another bad idea) and I thought I saw one of those Gastineau chicks (the daughter) at some point so I guess the world of famewhores is really small.

A couple of points:


The younger girl and the stripper pole - so glad Bruce busted that shit up. Finally, a shred of common sense in tinsel town.

Khloe and the dress - no friggin way was that Khloe's dress. Perhaps if Mia Tyler were her sister, yeah, but a dress Kim is wearing...no sweetie.

Are we going to pretend that Brody from the Hills is not a part of this family? I was hoping for some reality tv cross pollination. But I guess since this is on E! and The Hills is on MTV, our dear Brody does not exist on this show.

The two youngest are Paris and Lindsay in training.

That little girl (Kendall?) looked like she'd already spent some quality time with the pole. Sadness.

Scott (Kourtney's boyfriend) gave me serious Spencer Pratt vibes. Would not surprize me in THE LEAST if the two were related in some way.

Yes, I was happy that Bruce broke that up as well. I half way appreciated when the mom got mad that the girls were behind the bar and said it wasn't appropriate. But that looked like it was just for show because both her and the dad saw them behind the bar (or so it seems) before they served them the drinks.

I also agree about the dress. There is no way those 2 were the same clothing. No way

I read on some board somewhere that Brody will appear on this show too. Though it didn't sound like he'd be a regular.

Seacrest needs to just stick with AI. His shows suck.

Anyone else notice the sickly-sweet-Paris-voice Kim speaks in?

Yea I noticed that during one of her interviews back in the day. Honestly, I like Kim. Sure she's famous for being Paris' friend and the sex tape with Ray J (which I saw and it's funny as hell) but whatever. I would probably never be friends with her IRL because she seems vapid, but whatever. She has great style so that's enough for me.

Is anyone in that family ugly? They're all gawdamn gorgeous.

Kris and Robert were divorced by that point and she was already remarried to Bruce so more than likely the kids were all living with her. If I remember correctly (from one of those books about the trial, possibly Robert's!), Robert had a girlfriend who was living with him and I think she was the only other one in the house at the time.


Ok, so one little girl was doing her best S Factor impersonation on the stripper pole (who gets stripper pole for their mom and stepdad's anniversary anyway?), then both little girls were behind the bar making drinks? I see there's a lot of structure and discipline going on there. I should be shocked. But alas...

Kim's other sister Khloe......maybe ugly is too harsh.




This show is so trashy. What's with the skanky Kelly Bundy dresses they were wearing? I too let out a sigh of relief when Dad got the little girl off the pole. I don't even know those moves yet and I'm 26.

Yes, Bruce stopped his daughter on the pole, but didn't anyone noticed that she was wearing nice sparkling women heels?

I keep seeing a young guy in the home that the mother said was a brother to her girls. How so? Is he just a stepbrother?

I believe that the son, is the full brother of Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney. They said said he was only three when the Jenners got married. So 4 step-kids and 2 kids together.

Khloe is unfortunate looking. I hate this show already. Rather be locked in a basement and forced to watch a Sunset Tan marathon than this piece of crap show.

Foobarb...whoa now, I don't think you know what you are saying. Think about that for a minute.

You know who is unfortunate looking? Bruce. Seriously, there is no good reason that he should look that damned old and puffy in the face. Watching the previews I cringed at shots of them trying to have a sex life. Please, Lord, tell me that those scenes are brief and accompanied by a LOT of disgust by the children. I typed my last note before I saw the season preview. It does look like Brody will stop in.

I'm just now starting to think about the relationships between all these faux-famous kids. It's amazing the power of the tv editor because theoretically wouldn't Kim, Brittny Gastineau, et al run in the same crowd as LC, Lo, Audrina, etc. And wouldn't those folks run with the same packs as Paris, Nicole, Lindsay (pre-re-hab) etc.?

Lol, I would love to be as unfortunate looking as Khloe. Seriously, between Bruce, his ex-wife and Kris, they make stunning babies. Whose son is Rob? Cause he his yummy too. I would love to see what the other step-sister looks like. On another shallow note, I loved that one of the sis called Tyra Banks on her condescending bullshit. Yay for not giving her the gift. I hope she finds out, the silly twit.

Is it me or does these celebutantes throw the best friend around a lot? Everybody is a best friend!

::small voice:: I liked it. I actually really like Kim. I just wish the show would focus more on her career (she's been a personal sylist and owner of Dash for years).

Did you see it online? Do you have a link?

I also like Kim. I like how confortable she is with her "junk in the trunk" as her mother puts it. And I could see kim wearing her sisters dress. But I dont think the sister could wear it again because it would be all streched out.

Also I love that thier house looks quite normal form the outside. I mean its huge but it is so descrete looking from the front.

What the hell, Bruce Jenner? Used to have a big crush way back in the day, what a good looking guy he was. Sue the plastic surgeon, please! Right up there with Mickey Rourke, Burt Reynolds, and Kenny Rogers. All unrecognizable, all formely good looking. Maybe plastic surgery is not meant for men!

Yea I did...but it was during the summer and I don't have he link anymore. Sorry.

I actually luved the show. It was entertaining to me. I am glad Kim's sister kept giving Tyra Banks the smackdown.....lol.

And the lil sister on the pole had me rolling on the floor....lol

It is easily google-able. type in kim k ray j ____ tape (I'm at work or I'd do it for you).

The Kardouchians are scary. That is all.

Enjoy:
NSF
http://www.zshare.net/video/3230724ba79690/

All I kept thinking was that a certain sister must have lent her own Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset.

Ok, that'll be about enough of that. Ray-J...whoa...who knew? It looked like there was a third person taping. That or Ray J has immaculate control of himself. Well, now I can say I've seen it and it gives me a whole new perspective on the show.

I saw Kim's interview with Tyra Banks and Tyra was actually a lot kinder to her than she deserved. Tyra even said at the end of the interview that Kim's late dad would have been proud of her...for what I don't know but there you go. Anyway, this show was boring as hell and I'm mad that I skipped Mortal Kombat to watch it.

Maybe if she focused more on her career, and less on being a doorknob for every up and coming black actor/rapper/athlete/wannabe in Hollywood...I don't know whose worse, her, or them for all lining up to take their turn.



So THAT's how she does it [/sarcasm]

I used to be proud to be a reality tv 'ho. But this. This isn't even RTV, it's more like Seasonal Trainwreck Disorder TV. Haven't they run out of uselessly infamous famewhores to give TV shows to yet?

Why, why has the God(dess) of reality TV forsaken me??

I enjoyed this show. I hate to admit it, but I also wish I was as unfortunate looking as Khloe. I felt kind of sorry for Rob. He seems kind of out of place in the house with all those women. Those two little girls are trying way too hard. Having them fix drinks at the bar was such a set up. And I still think Bruce Jenner should have been featured on that E! True Hollywood Story about plastic surgery gone wrong.

Why is it called Keeping up with the Kardashians, when you have Bruce, the wife, and half sibs.

Because Kardashian is Kim's last name and she is the reason this show is on the air.
She is the one who is Paris' former sidekick, she is the one with the sex tape getting her photo snapped and she is the one with the rear that eclipses J-Lo's.
Sad but true.

I remember watching the Filthy Rich Cattle Drive reality show. Now, I can't tell the girls apart to figure out who is who.

I think everyone knows Kim might be a ho in the entertainment field, but I admire how she gets these dudes to do whatever for her. She is now with sexy fine ass Reggie Bush, so she is doing something right. She might actually be into these guys, but it dosen't work out. I see her no worse then I do JLO. She just dosen't marry them, but the people she's been linked with, were her boyfriends. Nick Cannon, Nick Lachey, Ray J, now Reggie. That list is better then Paris Hiltons or Pam Anderson who is still being disgusting 20 years later.

....let's not get ahead of ourselves comparing that blowup doll to JLo...who is a legit celeb. Being "linked" in Hollywood doesn't mean a thing, her and Reggie are/were probably just fucking each other they haven't been "spotted" together in a bit lol

The former leads to the latter.

Although I honestly can't imagine how she's still getting so much play - haven't these dudes seen the video? Talk about your dead fish.

JLo as a "legit" celeb? Doesn't she first have to have some talent? Regarding Ray J and Kim, they dated for 3 years.



I get that much, but the show is Keeping up with the KardashianS, plural. It's just a personal gripe, but isn't half the house not Kardashians? Heck, Kim isn't even featured that much on the show to be all about her. Personally, I like the show, but I think the show should have been called something without a family name (i.e. Our Crazy Life).

Why not do a generic, Keeping up with the Ho's, and include them all. JLo has made a successful career with dancing, singing and acting. Butt size comparison, ok. Success comparison, no, not in my opinion. For all Jlo's publicity with relationships, she was a show biz success in her own right. Sex tapes are maybe not a qualifier, nor is daddy being a lawyer to O. J.

Thankyou yllowrose....Jennifer has a REAL reason to be in the spotlight...