Simple concept, I’ll start the story out with three words and then each poster adds on with three words making up a story for example:

Post #1: LC was at
Post #2: this crazy party
Post #3: and saw this
Post #4: blonde chick trying
Post #5: to sing but

and so on


Every once and a while we will piece the phrases together to make The Hills Three Word Story.

I’ll start it off with this…

Last night at

Les Deux, LC

and Lo saw

a really wasted

Brody and Frankie

messing around with

Whitney and Audrina

while Spencer is

dancing like a(n)

douchebag poser while

Jenn Bunney tries

to look like

she still talks

about how she

once had crabs

but it's obvious

that Heidi knows

exactly where the

Crack is hidden

in Bolthouse production's

Intern's purse, but

purse means vajayjay

so Heidi reaches

deep, deep down

with ghostly hands

but only finds

into Spencer's stash

more douchebag "surprises"

and lip-synched dreams

machiavellianly disguised as

real talent, so

Elodie finally decided

to spraypaint some

light yellow walls (buzzer sound)

and Spencer disaproved

of Heidi's independence

so he manipulated

Brody into buying

Britney Spear's weave

only to realise

Lauren designed it

So he started

another sick rumor

about Justin Bobby

wearing ballet slippers

that Kristin Cavallari

once used for

killing a spider

walking on Stephen's

best friend LC