Age: 27

Occupation: News Anchor

Hometown: Currently resides in Lady Lake, FL

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Real name: Jessica Kiss

Anchor for Villages News Network, a tv station for this senior community: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Villages,_Florida

Yes, she's the news anchor for a seniors community.

Here's the website for VNN: http://www.thevillagesdailysun.com/vnn/index.html

Can't we just rename her "the Fire Extinguisher"???

Assuming she had been practicing the delivery of that killer line for several weeks and, presumably, been trying it on her friends and family, do we then assume that said F&F:

A) Were too equally dumb to realize how ridiculous the comment was?

or

B) Realized it was ridiculous but looked forward to seeing her make an ass of herself on national TV? I mean REAL national TV?

Maybe her logic was that the dumb muffin joke worked for whatshername, so...