"I managed to officially break ... Dick."

Oh my god, this show is hilarious. The epic music as old leatherface staggers around the backyard with his smoke, the touching tinkle-tinkle piano of Dick and Daniele’s familial love, the “Don’t worry! They still love each other, even in failure!” overtones... Wow. It was totally brilliant, and probably not the effect they were looking for.

Dick wins HoH, of course, because it wouldn’t be Big Brother if we weren’t guaranteed a fucking awful, appalling winner. No matter how prepared I was, there was still that tiny little tinge of hope that it wouldn’t come down to this. Now the only thing I have to hope for is some sort of gas leak in the BB house. They are just disgusting people.

Hey, America! You still get a vote! Which do you prefer: giant douche, or turd sandwich?

Who didn't see that coming!

It doesn’t even matter what happens. Who cares?

(You stole the words right out of my mouth, ED.)

Shiny, shiny, shiny boobs on Chenbot....
I think her program glitched on the Jen question.


"And it doesn't matter now. Who cares?"

I couldn't have said it better myself.

Ew Dani didn't even give Zach a towel after rabbit competiton, even though she had like 10 in her hand.

Hey Julie, there's a war and genocide going on, wanna make light of that as well? It really annoyed how she lightly
asked Zach with a giggle "How do you handle Dick's verbal abuse.giggle giggle...I mean strategical talking?" (paraphrase)

I noticed that the houseguests are wearing the same clothes they were evicted in when entering the sequester house,
so they must not be traveling that far from the BB house?
Also anyone notice the BB dvd that Jameka brought to the sequester house was titled "Sequester Hell"?

Did Danielle say "sucka" under her breath as Zach left the house? Man I really give props to Zach's honest
assessment of himself and the game. But please tell me he wasn't serious about the tears.
Zach don't ever speak to those 2nd class gutter people again.

You are right, Dick no one else has done what you and Danielle did. No one else had help from producers
before either. So STFU.

Wish you all a great Fall, hopefully see you on the Survivor board and the various reality shows I watch,
but I just stuck a fork in my eye-- I am done.

I don't know what grosses me out more, the D/D final two, or the thought of Eric and Jessica having sex in the Jury house.

Some AP choice this is:
Text 1 for herpes
Text 2 for end stage syphilis

Whoopee

So that's what it feels like to constantly throw up in your mouth for 20 minutes straight. At least I know I don't need to watch the wretched finale...

Ugh. Worst final 2 ever...

I want Daniele to win, at least she won't share with her Dad. Maybe they'll become estranged once again.

Worst season ever. Way to go, Big Brother. We called it weeks ago and you’ve manipulated and rigged the game for your precious Donatos to advance. I guess the only thing I have to look forward is to Daniele barely speaking to her father after she wins and alienating him again. Oh, and Dick you weren’t a master strategist either. America’s Player and the producers had your back throughout this game. Without that, Dustin wouldn’t have been the first jury member, you would.

So what exactly were the rules of the last HOH comp? I thought Julie said the first one to six points, but neither got the last question right. Did I miss something?

Okay, seriously, WTF does it matter who "America" decides who they want to win? Lame lame lame. Without this fucking twist, Dick would've been out the week that he and Dustin were up. Fact. I will watch the final show to see the other Houseguests, not to see a Donato celebration.

Christ on a cracker. This is fucking horrible. Now that Zach is out of there I hope Gangsta God decides to spin the house into the nearest black hole. That would be better than Dick or Danielle getting the money.

Zach, you tried man, and for that I just want to give you a big hug. I know it wasn't easy, dude.

There wasn't enough of Jen talking in that sequester house footage. Fucking bullshit. She's the only person I really care about in sequester now next to Zach and Jameka. I don't care about Eric and Jessica's little showmance, yet they continue to force it down our throats. Fuck you CBS.

Here's hoping the jury is able to get in some great digs on Dick and Danielle's 'character'. Oh who am I kidding, even THAT wouldn't save the abortion that was this season.

This is like that South Park episode where the kids had to choose between a douchebag and a turd sandwich for the school mascot.

Hmm, should I have Eric campaign for Smug, or for Raving Lunatic? I just can't decide...

I feel the same way I did last year when Boogie won, maybe worse. At least Zach made both of them work for it in the bunny competition. And at least they have to pay taxes on their winnings.

What a surprise.

I think I heard a collective "FUCK" around the world when Dick won the HOH. Did Julie say how many questions she was going to ask???? Well, you got what you wanted Allison Grodner, congratulations. The country hates you and CBS.

The up side is now I have no reason to watch the live feed thread anymore, or Sudnay night's show, or Tuesday's. I think I just got my life back. And I think I vomittted just a little in my mouth from the hero edit (complete with music) that Dick got. Poor guy put up a fight and held out for his daughter. Oh, gotta go, I think I'm going to be sick all over again.

I think it said "sequester reel."

How pitiful was the editing of round one? The way after Dick got down, they showed those long shots of him hobbling along with the "hero's tribute" theme music. They almost convinced me Dick was in the war and came back as a crippled hero... but not quite. Shut up, editors, and your horns o' selflessness.

Round two was one of the more cool POVs this season. I thought they've been mostly lame this season but that one was actually semi-interesting, I thought. But did anyone notice when Daniele read that whoever won would face off against Zach, she said Zach's name in this haughty obnoxious way? I can't stand her.

Oh, and did anyone catch Dick saying to Daniele, "We will get our fairytale ending?" Do you think the "our" in that sentence referred to Dick, Daniele and Allison Grodner?

Worst. Final. Two. Ever.

Dick is such a spazz, with his running around breaking stuff. He has problems. Also: Shut up about being the best team ever. Without America's vote, you'd be gone. I know Dick will never admit he didn't earn his position himself.

I don't want to watch the finale, but I want to see the AP reveal. I'll just wait for someone to YouTube that segment because I can't support this shit any longer. So long Big Brother. I'm never watching you again. Here's hoping Jen sues CBS/Grodner and wins!

I quit watching after Dick won. I'm not watching the final show. I don't even care who wins.

I guess cheaters do prosper.

I am greatly saddened to see that the show is ending this way. I still had been holding out hope that Zach would be able to pull it off... or better yet, to have production cite penalties on Dick for the coded letter cheating, blue-ball-gate, for just being a miserable SOB.

Hearing Daniele squealing and running to jump in Daddy Dearest's arms was... heart-chilling.

I cannot believe Zach got the Amber question wrong... and the Jen question! What was he THINKING?!?!?!

He should have used the POV the other week and gotten rid of one of the Donato's then. It was his best chance to guarantee evicting one of them... but he held out and let Eric get the shove.

Oh well. *sigh* I really, really had been hoping for a better result. Is it normal to feel this depressed over a reality show's ending?

There's nothing much to say, is there? I turned off the TV for about 15 minutes in the middle. I think you know which 15.

I love you Zach! Even with the ridiculous hero music sweling edit for Dick in the bunny hop, you still came off amazing. And your exit interview was great too. Thanks for pointing out that Dick tormented Amber, Eric, and Jameka, and for not saying he got to Jen.

Did Julie really admit that the entire Sunday show will be about Dick and Daniele reflecting on their amazing summer? Shame on you, Julie.

And she and the announcer guy sounded pained when they informed us Eric was still working for you, America. With this outcome, they'll lose thousands in 99-cent text message votes from people who just. don't. care.

Finally, Dick: You think you're some "mastermind strategizer," but honestly, just watch the tapes. You'll see.

Bye, BB! I'm out.

I hope Dick destroys the whole house and has to pay for it with his winnings.

(Slams punchbowl to floor a la Florida Evans)….DAMN, DAMN, DAMN!!

Are you happy now Eric, you fucking vulture-faced shit creep?! Now you can cream in your shorts, Zach has been eliminated! You could tell he so was pissed that Zach was still in the house. The last task should be to vote for Dick, just to see how the jury members will respond to his suggestion of Dick possibly winning the $500,000.

I fucking screamed the letter ‘A’ at the first question….I knew it was over then, no way were they going to go for the full 6 questions.

Dick was a classless asshole to the end, Zach practically had to rope him into a goddamned congrats.

I really hope winning this money fucks them both over, and they are miserable for the rest of their goddamned lives. Fuck you, AG and CBS!!

Zach? I will gladly buy anything you have at the Dolphincrash store, Big Poppa.....holla atcha girl!!

Over the credits, Dick was carrying on how they are "the best team to have ever played Big Brother." Daniele'e eyes got all small and narrow and you could see the wheels turning in her head. She is already not happy about something. I am laughing.
added: why does he call her "baby?"

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dammit! I am SO through! The editing....and Zach did kind of blow it, but STILL! I HATE the Donatos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It isn't healthy to be as irate as I am right now. I need to breath.

The jury should refuse to vote.

P.S. Now Bush is on?!? Bedtime.

UGH. UGH. UGH. UGH!!

In other news, I despise the Jessica and Eric showmance. I can't believe that she would be willing to do him. Gross.

Oh yeah, I love Jen. It looks like the jurors are ignoring her though. They are all so juvenile.

Well that sucked.

Yeah I think that was the point in the evening where I broke out in hives.

Well, only possible excuse to watch finale (no chance in hell am I watching Sunday) is to see America's Choice reveal... other than that it doesn't matter. Two disgusting, vile cretins will share the money. The season did indeed get its deserved winner.

The good news? As Big Brother dies, the quality shows return.

Yes, she started off by saying she would ask six questions and the houseguest with the most correct answers would win the final HOH.

I held my breath after Dick won question one (Amber) and Zach got it wrong. I knew at that point Zach's goose was cooked.

:-(

That is what we should refer to them in this thread. The Giant Douche and The Turd Sandwich. It is so fitting. Let's make it a catch phrase America!

Damn. Its exactly what I expected but not what I wanted. I can't see the jury awarding Dick. The one vote he had a shot at is going to be told to vote for Daniele. I guess that the only thing to hope for is that once she gets the check she moves far away, changes her name and sends a card to ED reading, "Thanks sucker".

The dichotomy between what happens in the house (as seen on live feeds) and what is shown on TV has finally gotten too great for me. I'm done with this.

I need to retroactively apologize to Alison, Jun, Drew, Michael (Cowboy), Maggie, Ivette, Erika and Mike (Boogie), since none of them are no longer a part of the worst final two ever.

Oh and Grodner? Producers? CBS? Have fun on September 19th when the media ban is lifted.

Yeah, what WAS up with the "Flags of Our Fathers" hero music wounded soldier edit??? YUK!!!!!!!

I knew Zachary was doomed when he didn't get the 1st question right.

And word to everyone else who said who cares about what's next.

I'll be watching Heroes in a couple of weeks so this dreck can get out of my psyche.

Because before couples called each other "baby," that's what parents called their children?

You've got that right. Noooo. What a let down. This is the most pointless and boring finale now. It doesn't matter anymore. Both Donatos win big money. Two horrid people being rewarded for being this way.

And don't even get me started on that "touching" father/daughter edit during Comp #1. Please. Dick was the most horrible and cruel I had ever seen him toward Zach during the endurance comp. Most of the stuff he said couldn't probably be aired because it was so vulgar. And Zach kept his cool, when most would have pounded Dick into the ground. That says a lot more than anything Dick said.

Bye Bye Zach bunny. I liked you from the start. I wish you well with your inventions and businesses. You played a good game and almost got the whole shabang. Hope life treats you well post-BB.

Well, won't need to watch BBAD now. I'll tune in for the finale just to hear the jury speak their mind. I will look forward to hearing what the group has to say after the show is over. Now that should be good. Sigh...

I think that music they played during the Dick falling off his carrot drama was from "Little House on the Prairie". After watching that competition on BBAD and comparing it to the edit, I will never watch Big Brother again. It's a little easier to keep that vow because I am moving to another country that doesn't broadcast US Big Brother, but still.

Ugh, now CBS will tour D/D around to do all the talk shows. Maybe they'll bring a piano player along to provide the dippy music. I would love it if Dustin organized a "boycott" and refused to vote!

Gross. I'm so glad this season is over. Now, I won't need to spend 3 hours of my life per week yelling obscenities at my TV. This was the worst season ever, and I really mean it this time. Where's Mike Boogie when you want a decent winner? Anyone?

I couldn't even watch the "eavesdropping" bit at then end with the self-aggrandizing bullshit. At least as a great follow-up, CBS has the prez on. Bullshit, bullshit everywhere!!!

I will be celebrating by not watching the finale, FF-ing later through everything except the part where Eric's AP status is revealed. Everything else about the show, I could give a shit.

This has seriously been the most boring, predictable (once it became apparent that the outcome was a foregone conclusion owing to all manner of absurd stacking of the deck), just-plain-bad-television seasons of anything I've ever watched. And I've watched a lot of reality shows.

Did anyone notice that Chenbot said that Sunday's show will be the Best of BB featuring the Donatos thoughts about the memorable events?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I hate this show. I don't care what the Donatos think.

Bunnies around the world are mourning.

Gangsta God why are you doing this to me?

Ugh. This show sucks.

BWAHAHAHA! Thats the exact same thing I thought too. The music was horrendous. It just made me throw up, rather than make me feel sympathetic to scrotumface.