So we need threat title suggestions people. Brilliant ones, funny ones, reference-happy ones, just go for it.

Rita Bennett: Not a Vampire

Rita Bennett - Preferred by four out of five serial killers and crackheads

Rita Bennett - She can't handle the truth!

Cody and Astor - Two little glow sticks of love

Dexter Morgan - A very neat monster

Dexter Morgan - Lab geek, my ass!

Dexter Morgan - Has a morbid sense of fun

Debra Morgan - She has all her limbs

LaGuerta - And they call Dexter creepy

Masuka - No more doughnuts for you

Masuka- everyone's Bronco Buddy

LaGuerta- Pimpin' ain't easy

Harry Morgan- Dex, I am your father

Dexter Morgan- #1 in your heart(with a knife)

Angel Batista: No Relation (I know, its a book reference, but I still love it!)

Harry Morgan - Rayden Off Hours

Deb - Clueless, Lovehungry and Loud

Doakes: Surprise, Motherfucker

Doakes: I'm watching you

Harry and the Art of Sepia Toned Wisdom

Deb: If Everyone on the Show Says She's Hot, Is Guess That'll Make It So
(don't get me wrong, I find her attractive too, but they're really trying to sell how hot she was in the book)

Doakes Just Gave You Such a Look

LaGuerta Just Took Credit for This Thread Title (But Deep Down She Feels a Little Bad About It)

Angel: His Wife is an OX

Masuka: Glad to See that Sexual Harassment Seminar Worked

Doakes: Get the Fuck Back to Posting you Motherfuckers

For this thread, even though I'm the one that titled it: Find the witty in yourselves before Dexter cuts it out

I like that one a lot. If only there were a Masuka thread to put it on!

I like that one as well. I also like the Angel no relation, Dex the monster, Doakes I'm watching you.
I'll to think on this & see what I can come up with.

A quote from one of the leaked Series 2 eps...

Masuka: The Token Has Spoken

LaGuerta: Being A Bitch Is One Of Many Thankless Higher Power Tasks

Dexter Morgan: Smiler with the Knife

Dexter Morgan: Plenty of Room in His Freezer

Dexter Morgan: He Never Uses The Same Knife To Cut His Food

Dexter Morgan: A Socially Acceptable Monster

For the show in general:

"Open your heart for Dexter"

"Let Dexter open your heart"

"Heart gushing praise for Dexter"

Dexter Morgan: Taking a Slice of Life One Person at a Time

Astor and Cody: If I Had a Heart, It would be Breaking Right Now

Rita: Tomb Raiding Dog Napper

From the little ditty they played after the final episode tonight:

Dexter Morgan: He's psycholicious
Dexter Morgan: He's killtastic
Dexter Morgan: John Wayne's dead. Get used to it.

Also from the last episode:

Rita Bennett: Falling for a serial killer. What are the odds?

Hey, that would make a great title for a thread about why we love Dex in spite of ourselves - or what society or our best nature would indicate.

Being AmbiDexterous: how to mutilate a body with either hand

Dexter: Your Friendly Neighborhood Garbageman

His Victims: The Club Just Keeps on Growing

Lila: Little Miss Pardon My Tits

Lila: Pale Gross English Titty Vampire

gender roles on Dexter: "oh, men are such pigs!"

Dex Addiction: The First Step is to Admit You Have a Problem

Starve a Code, Feed a Fever: Harry's survival guide & health tips

Lila: Fuck Her or Set Her On Fire

Lila's "Feel the Burn" Exorcise Plan: get that smokin' hot bod you've always wanted

The #1 Rule--Don't Get Caught: how Dexter is going to make it

Lila: Can't Live with Her, Can't Kill Her

The Nitpick Thread: Sloppy Bloodwork
DVD Commentaries: "The voices are back. Excellent."

You guys are GOOD. I hope these are chosen.

I can't tell you how much I love this one. Bwah!

Thanks! None of mine were chosen. ::::goes and cries in the corner::::::

They should make a talking birthday card out of it...superimpose a party hat on Doakes, there ya go.

luvdave, that? Is a fantastic idea. I'm going to get in touch with Hallmark right quick.

LaGuerta: Most Likely to Get It In The End

Rita Bennett: Damaged Goods

Well done, ladies and gentlemen. SO glad I flipped through this thread this morning... man I needed a giggle. These are FABULOUS.

A bit too early for this one yet, but when the time comes...

"Electrocution vs Lethal Injection: Ways to end the show"

...Without a Stake to the Heart

Lila: Accept no other Vampire on Dexter

Rita: Not the Vampire on Dexter

LaGuerta: I'm not Esme's Bitch, Bitch

Doakes: I AM Dexter's Bitch, Bitch

Deb: Another Dead-End Relationship

Mazuka: Keeping Stereotypes of Pathologists Alive Since 2006