Chuck 'em in here and I'll figure it out later.

Shouldn't there be a thread for Gossip Girl herself, even if she is unseen physically and we don't know her real name?

I guess so. Start it, but only if you actually have something to say about her.

Well, I'll nominate your "Rapey!" comment for Chuck's thread title.

Over at the Pilot discussion thread, one user (Bulldog,) nicknamed Kati and Isabel the Rainbow Coalition of Bitchiness. And I think that is all types of awesome...

My thread title suggestions:

Gossip Girl: Not Seen, But Heard
Gossip Girl: Is Smarter Than Us (VM shout-out).

Rufus Humphrey: Sweet Thing
Rufus Humphrey: Ain't No Daddy Hotter Than Him

Those two are tributes to Rufus, the 70s R&B group whose lead singer was Chaka Khan.

Chuck: Relax, it's just a sandwich
Chuck: Certain levels of perfection need to be...violated
Chuck: Rebel without a conscious

Rufus: 9th Forgotten band of the 90's

Jenny: Project It Girl

Lily VDW: Nine Inch Nail groupie/multiple divorcee

Nate: Future Stepford Husband

GossipGirl: You know you love her. XOXO.
GossipGirl: Loves a good catfight

Isabel & Kati: Minority Report

Serena van der Woodsen: Can't We All Just Get Along?
Serena van der Woodsen: Why Should I Cry for You?
Serena van der Woodsen: The Beautiful One

Jenny Humphrey: Babe in the Woods
Jenny Humphey: Queen Bee in Training

Blair Waldorf: Heather Who? It's Blair Bitch!

Isabel & Kati: Ladies in Waiting
Isabel & Kati: Background Noise

I second the nomination for "Kati and Isabel: The Rainbow Coalition of Bitchiness"

heh. it made me laugh out loud

I'm a big fan of calling Chuck's thread "Complete Bass-hole" (but Rapey makes me laugh every time)... and maybe NoN shirts to go along with it.

Blair Waldorf: Medusa wants her withering glare back
Blair Waldorf: Audrey was never this cruel

Dan Humprhey: May as well live in the Ozarks

Nate Archibald: Entitled to tap ass

Chuck Bass: 'cause he's Chuck Bass
Chuck Bass: A bitch when he wants to be
Chuck Bass: Death by scarf

Gossip Girl: You know you love her

Blair Waldorf: Poor Little Bitch Girl

Blair Waldorf: You Take Everything From Me!

Blair Waldorf: 95 Pounds of Girly Evil

And I love the "Gossip Girl: Is Smarter Than Us" suggestion!

This better be the title of the Blair thread or I will CRY.

I bow down to "95 Pounds of Girly Evil". (As well as the actual 95 pounds of girly evil, but that's a different story.)

Jacob/Bayliss, I think you nailed the Kati & Isabel title in your latest (awesome) recap: I'm ready to go "sold!" for

Kati & Isabel: The Rainbitch Coalition

(Should I be troubled that both of my suggested titles so far have contained the word "bitch"? Well, probably not on this show, I suppose.)

Jenny Humphrey: Little J, Big Ideas

Perfect.

Haha!

Ah, that was one of the best lines. Memories!

I'll humbly throw some suggestions out here...

Erik van der Woodsen: Making Aaron Carter Cool Again
Erik van der Woodsen: Doesn't Really See The Glass Half-Full

Rufus Humphrey: Maybe It's The Choker (Maybelline reference?)

Jenny Humphrey: Young, Blond, and Beautiful (Is that what the nurse described her as?)
Jenny Humphrey: She's Only Fourteen!
Jenny Humphrey: Cocktail Napkins Never Looked So Nice
Jenny Humphrey: Prefers Gin to Vodka

Hee.

Nate Archibald: Too Gay To Function

Just kidding, y'all...

I do like Nate, I promise. But only around Chuck. *innocent smile*

Erik van der Woodsen: Now in a new younger version!
Serena van der Woodsen: Effortlessly Perfect

Mrs. Waldorf: No More Wire Hangers! (seems like something she would say) or...

Mrs. Waldorf: A Mother's guide to low self-esteem

Mrs. Waldorf: Mommy Dearest

Rufus Humphry: This better not be my wife.

Chuck Bass: narrowly avoiding rape due to incompetence since 2007.

Nate Archibald: Man-rissa

L.O.L.

I'm going to third(?) the suggestion of Chuck Bass: Rapey! It's the first thing I thought before I even read the other suggestions.

Jenny Humphrey: It's a LONG countdown to 18, kids.

Chuck Bass: Raping Rapist who Rapes...with style (seems to be a TWoP staple)

Vannessa Abrams: BOOT TO THE HEAD (via Jacob)

I'm quoting Dulcinea815 from the episode thread, but it's just too good:

Chuck Bass: What a swoon-worthy little date rapist

Anne Archibald: Looking Down at Floors Since 1972

(Pegging Anne at 40 and the Archibald W.A.S.P. reflex as ingrained since the Age of five. Feel free to adjust the date if you feel the math is off.)

Hokay! So, we seriously need some thread titles on here, so I thought I'd do my part as a Model TWoP Citizen and vote!

From Mrs. Snark:



Hee! Evily sugary-sweet-but-poisoned-with-arsenic Mommy Dearest. I like it! Except I would change Mrs. Waldorf to Eleanor Waldorf, because I'm weird and anal like that.

From Bonita Applebum:



Yes, I think it's becoming a GG thread trademark; I've seen that a lot. I like it!! Though once again, I'm weird and anal about these sort of things, so I think capitalized words would be better so it'd be 'Chuck Bass: Raping Rapist who Rapes...With Style'

Nate Archibald: Angst in Asymmetrical Bangs of Earnestness

If we had a thread about Mr. Archibald it could be Howie Archibald: Captain Unawesome. But I don't think we have one, and who wants one anyway? Not me.

Awesome. I love this title suggestion.

I love Chuck Bass: 'Cause He's Chuck Bass! That's perfect. I also like Chuck Bass: Don't F with an F'er!

This? Is perfection.

Chuck Bass: Tap that Bass

ETA:
Lily Van Der Woodsen: The Suite of Mirth
Dan Humphrey: Little Lord Lonelyboy
Jenny Humphrey: Daddy's Precious Social Climbing Bitch

Please, please use this one!

I think we need a thread dedicated to the awesomeness that is the Serena/Blair friendship. I'm jut not sure what a good title would be.

You already have a relationships thread.

WIN. I love it so much.

Dan Humphrey: Poor Little Humphrey Dumpty

Two suggestions for the Chuck Thread:

"Chuck Bass: He's Chuck Bass"
"Chuck Bass: What's His Name?"

I second the suggestion in the Dan Humphrey thread that the title be "Dan Humphrey: Most Understanding Guy in the World."

Thirded!

I'm also fond of the idea of Chuck Bass: Because He's Chuck Bass and maybe Nate Archibald: Man Bangs?

Fourth-ing the Humphrey suggestion.

Definite yeses for Dan: Most Understanding Guy in the World, and Nate: Man Bangs. Perfect!

I love it.

That's truly the perfect title. It's like Chuck named his own thread.

My suggestion for the Nate thread:

"Nate Archibald: Man-Whore with Man-Bangs."

A few ideas:

Serena van der Woodsen: The Bitch Is Back

Jenny Humphrey: DK No-Way

A Serena suggestion:

"Serena van der Woodsen: Bow Down or Bow Out."

Ooh, that's a good one! I second the nomination for "Bow Down or Bow Out".

My Suggestion for the Eleanor thread:

"Eleanor Waldorf: The Devil Rips Off Prada."

My Suggestion for the Dorota thread:

"Dorota: Blair's Other Mother."