The Pixel Challenge

Create web ads for new fall shows (728x90 is okay for this challenge if you want to do a 'true' ad size). Be funny or I'll kill you where you stand.

The Guidelines

• Images format must be 'gif' or 'jpg'
• Images resolution must be web standard 72ppi
• Image size must be no larger than 100k
• Image width must be no wider than 600 pixels
  
• Upload your images to your personal webspace or 3rd party image hosting service. Note that many 'freebie' places like Yahoo, Geocities and Tripod do not allow images to be displayed on 3rd party sites (eg images hosted on Tripod can only be seen at Tripod, not on TWoP). See TWoP PC Software and Image Hosting for user suggestions on image hosting services.
  
• Using TWoP Code post your image directly using the 'img' tag or put a text link to the image or webpage where the image is displayed using the 'url' tag. Using the 'url' tag is a good way to conserve bandwidth on your end.

Have a TWoP Pixel Challenge Idea?
We're always looking for good ideas for future PCs. Send your ideas to suggestions@televisionwithoutpity.com with the subject line TWoP PC Idea.

(edited because I can never resist the 'titular' pun when it presents itself)

That is awesome, DocOrlando. Especially, the "& Her Breasts" line.

DocOrlando, Hee! That's the only reason I'm watching... for Katee Sackoff, not Michelle Ryan or her breasts.

The "web" thingamee got me all confuzzled the banners and whatnot. I guess that it is not such a big deal, though.

Could someone please do: "Pushing Daisies" with a Hare Krishna giving flowers away. Possibly the image from the movie "Airplane".?? I tried to do it, but couldn't find the image I needed.

SunniLee, I like your sense of humor. It would also be hilarious to see that sign in front of the preposterous new creationism museum!!

Oh sweetjane, I'm so ashamed to admit how long it took me to get Kid Nation...but now that I got it, it's so awesome! Good one!

Yes, I know... I totally went for cheap and easy...

We can only hope, Trini Girl. We can only hope.

Or I will feel like I have wronged the TV gods in some way.

MS Paint yay!

Not quite the image you asked for, jerusha, but I tried...

Thanks quackerz! I actually know next to nothing about that show, but I'd probably rather watch a show with cute baby goats instead anyway.

LunaChick, awesome! I'm dying of laughter.


I couldn't decide which of these I liked better, so take your pick.

Why choose? I'll take both!

I'll fight you for it, Neko! sweetjane scores again...Dirty, sexy indeed!

ETA:

Variations on a theme:

Mogwei, a high thin snort escaped me and now my coworkers are looking. Dammit!

Heh. Yeah, the "money" part was kind of incidental (not that I'd turn down money either...).

Good one, Mogwei22.




(Midseason shows count too, right?)

Please don't kill me where I stand...

Orthopedic Review?! Heh! It's the little things that make me happy here.

Yay! I made someone snort!

Love it, LunaChick. Just perfect.

Unfortunately, you can add Danny Masterson to that line-up. Poor Danny.

Mogwei22, the Rachel Ray? Scares the ever-lovin' crap out of me.

Clams!!! Awesome, LunaChick. My students are writing a paper on Scientology right now. After researching it a bit, I can tell you it is even more weird than you can imagine.

Thanks, LunaChick! It even looks great on my crappy little Pocket PC!

Another twofer:





Going for the really cheap and easy, here.

mnich (shudder) Dude! Do NOT give the networks any ideas. Humanity will implode if K-Fed gets his OWN reality show.

Rachel You are sooo right on!! Reaper just makes me nostalgic for 'Brimstone'

Rachel Ray's face has always reminded me of Jerry Hall's face in her death rictus in the Batman Movie where Joker was messing with the cosmetics.

Aliens in America.. snert!

for Mack the Spoon...


Oddly enough Angel was what I first thought of when I heard about this show, so I have no idea what I went directly for the Forever Knight.

And after doing image searches I might just have to watch this show for Dohring alone =)

AKA Kid Nation...

Excellent, pirate envy! Now someone needs to do that with Moonlight and Angel. Heh.

ciscokidinsf, I'm surprised it ISN'T a show already. It could air really late at night, like that Kato Kaelin poker show used to. "Take a look into the never-before-seen-up-close party life of Kevin Federline as he hooks up with skanky women at B-list parties from coast to coast!"

Bit of a slam dunk...

*snort*
Awesome, Lantern.

I'm glad my Clam entry was well received. Now for an obvious one...

I'd watch it.

Oh, I think we'd all watch it. We'd better!

Just to prove the extent of the Chuck Norris thing, one of my third graders wrote a story about him last week.

Pirate envy...nicely done, though I think you missed another obvious ad.