So, I was laying in bed last night, and I was like, "We should do a contest thing to find the best dressed hamster". You're more than welcome to post pre-show photos or any screencaps of hamsters in their various outfits. If this is totally unnecessary, then lock this please. I do, however, think it would be a fun competition. I think we should start with Cycle 8 and work our way down.

Here we go!


Kathleen 15
Samantha 15
Cassandra 15
Felicia 15
Diana 15
Sarah 15
Whitney 15
Jael 15
Brittany 15
Dionne 15
Renee 15
Natasha 15
Jaslene 15

o0o... I've done this on my own, and have actually gone through each panel to discover who I thought was best dressed in their respective cycles.

Brittany ++ (I can't remember a whole lot of her clothing, but a few pieces struck me in partrticular, and most of her clothes fit her perfectly. I LOVED her vest covered in buttons.)
Natasha -- (Greasy fug)
Felicia -- (She dressed fine, she just didn't dress like a model)

Brittany 17
Kathleen 15
Samantha 15
Cassandra 15
Diana 15
Sarah 15
Whitney 15
Jael 15
Dionne 15
Renee 15
Jaslene 15
Natasha 13
Felicia 13

Whitney --
Natasha ++
Felicia --

Brittany 17
Kathleen 15
Samantha 15
Cassandra 15
Diana 15
Sarah 15
Jael 15
Dionne 15
Renee 15
Jaslene 15
Natasha 15
Whitney 13
Felicia 11

++ Jaslene (her clothes actually made her look fierce)
-- Natasha (she wore black for the entire season, but I did like her jacket in episode 2 panel)
-- Cassandra (that outfit in casting...ugh)

Brittany 17
Jaslene 17
Kathleen 15
Samantha 15
Diana 15
Sarah 15
Jael 15
Dionne 15
Renee 15
Cassandra 13
Natasha 13
Whitney 13
Felicia 11

DIONNE ----------------------
Felicia ------------
Natasha -- (I love you, but...)

Brittany 17
Jaslene 17
Kathleen 15
Samantha 15
Diana 15
Sarah 15
Jael 15
Renee 15
Cassandra 13
Dionne 13
Whitney 13
Natasha 11
Felicia 09

Natasha --
Cassandra --
Renee ++

Brittany 17
Jaslene 17
Renee 17
Kathleen 15
Samantha 15
Diana 15
Sarah 15
Jael 15
Dionne 13
Whitney 13
Cassandra 11
Natasha 09
Felicia 09

Whitney --
Natasha ++
Felicia --


Brittany 17
Jaslene 17
Renee 17
Kathleen 15
Samantha 15
Diana 15
Sarah 15
Jael 15
Dionne 13
Whitney 11
Cassandra 11
Natasha 11
Felicia 07

Dionne --
Whitney --
Natasha ++


Brittany 17
Jaslene 17
Renee 17
Kathleen 15
Samantha 15
Diana 15
Sarah 15
Jael 15
Natasha 13
Dionne 11
Cassandra 11
Whitney 09
Felicia 07

Man, I thought most of these girls' personal styles left something to be desired.

Natasha -- (Come on, that sequined top she kept wearing was awful. I also really hated that frumpy skirt and blouse she wore at the second to last panel. She maybe knew her designers, but she did not know how to dress to flatter her body or do her hair to flatter her face)
Felicia -- (Ho style. Video ho style, at that.)
Renee ++ (Sometimes she could look a little too mall girl, but she generally dressed in a flattering manner. I distinctly remember liking a few of the things she wore.)

Renee 19
Brittany 17
Jaslene 17
Kathleen 15
Samantha 15
Diana 15
Sarah 15
Jael 15
Natasha 11
Dionne 11
Cassandra 11
Whitney 09
Felicia 05

Diana -- (Her preshow photo outfit was BLAH)
Sarah ++
Felicia --

Renee 19
Brittany 17
Jaslene 17
Sarah 17
Kathleen 15
Samantha 15
Jael 15
Diana 13
Natasha 11
Dionne 11
Cassandra 11
Whitney 09
Felicia 03

Jael --
Diana --
Natasha ++

Renee 19
Brittany 17
Jaslene 17
Sarah 17
Kathleen 15
Samantha 15
Jael 13
Natasha 13
Diana 11
Dionne 11
Cassandra 11
Whitney 09
Felicia 03

Renee, Natasha, Dionne --

Renee 17
Brittany 17
Jaslene 17
Sarah 17
Kathleen 15
Samantha 15
Jael 13
Natasha 11
Diana 11
Cassandra 11
Dionne 09
Whitney 09
Felicia 03

Renee --
Jael --
Natasha ++

Brittany 17
Jaslene 17
Sarah 17
Renee 15
Kathleen 15
Samantha 15
Natasha 13
Jael 11
Diana 11
Cassandra 11
Dionne 09
Whitney 09
Felicia 03

Natasha --
Whortney --
Felicia --

Brittany 17
Jaslene 17
Sarah 17
Renee 15
Kathleen 15
Samantha 15
Natasha 11
Jael 11
Diana 11
Cassandra 11
Dionne 09
Whitney 07
Felicia 01

Nata, Dionne --
Feli -

Brittany 17
Jaslene 17
Sarah 17
Renee 15
Kathleen 15
Samantha 15
Jael 11
Diana 11
Cassandra 11
Natasha 09
Dionne 07
Whitney 07

Video "Chic"
Felicia

Jael --
Diana --
Natasha ++

Brittany 17
Jaslene 17
Sarah 17
Renee 15
Kathleen 15
Samantha 15
Cassandra 11
Natasha 11
Jael 09
Diana 09
Dionne 07
Whitney 07

Video "Chic"
Felicia

Sarah ++
Natasha ++
Whitney --

Sarah 19
Brittany 17
Jaslene 17
Renee 15
Kathleen 15
Samantha 15
Natasha 13
Cassandra 11
Jael 09
Diana 09
Dionne 07
Whitney 05

Ho couture:
Felicia

I feel like someone with initiative should screencap panel outfits, because I can't for the life of me remember anything worn by Natasha that wasn't dumpy and fug. But that would just be tiresome for anybody.

Natasha --
Dionne --
Renee --

Sarah 19
Brittany 17
Jaslene 17
Kathleen 15
Samantha 15
Renee 13
Natasha 11
Cassandra 11
Jael 09
Diana 09
Dionne 05
Whitney 05

Ho couture:
Felicia

I remember Renee's outfit with the cowboy boots. Also, I think this game would be much more fun if it were Hall of Fame style first.

Nicenessness, you're more than welcome to take over and do it how you want, I just came up with the idea. All depends on what everyone else wants to do.

That makes me feel like a Tyrant lol... You know my style though. One game for best, one for worst. HOF is 10 votes, let's say two per cycle, survivor the bitches at the end. Deal?

Sounds good, how are we doing this one now?

Cassandra ++ (loved her personal style)
Brittany ++ (vest!)
Jaslene ++ (whatever)

Brittany 2
Jaslene 2
Cassandra 2

Sarah ++
Kathleen ++
Natasha ++

Brittany 2
Jaslene 2
Cassandra 2
Sarah 2
Kathleen 2
Natasha 2

Renee ++ (loved some of her tops but her fussy earrings needed to die)

Jaslene ++ (the girl took risks, I like that)

Natasha ++ (who had one outfit I loved, but didn't wear it to panel: black button-down shirt, black capris, and cute flat thong sandals. she looked so classy, though it was not exactly the most youthful look ever.)

Jaslene 4
Natasha 4
Brittany 2
Cassandra 2
Sarah 2
Kathleen 2
Renee 2


ETA: Oops! I'm sorry, I've been out of HOF practice. Thanks, Valenti.

You can't pick Robin or Yoanna. You have to pick girls from season 8. Then when they have been chosen we progress backwards.

Brittany ++ (I liked some of her outfits)
Natasha -- (Good fashion knowledge, but I don't think she did a very good job at dressing to flatter her body or doing her hair to flatter her face)
Jaslene ++ (She had a few lame wardrobe choices, but her personal style was pretty decent overall.)

Jaslene 6
Brittany 4
Natasha 2
Cassandra 2
Sarah 2
Kathleen 2
Renee 2

Jaslene ++ (except for her accessories)
Samantha ++ (She's the only girl that I had no problem with any of her outfits)
Renee ++ (She still looked kinda old but she had some cool stuff)

Cycle 8 was actually a pretty fug cycle in terms of clothes.

Jaslene 8
Brittany 4
Renee 4
Samantha 2
Natasha 2
Cassandra 2
Sarah 2
Kathleen 2

Jas, Brit, Cass ++

Jaslene 10
Brittany 6
Renee 4
Cassandra 4
Samantha 2
Natasha 2
Sarah 2
Kathleen 2

Brittany --
Sarah ++
Natasha ++

Brittany 4
Renee 4
Cassandra 4
Natasha 4
Sarah 4
Samantha 2
Kathleen 2

Hall of Fame
Jaslene

Whitney ++ (as a plus-sizer myself, I respeito'd her style)
Samantha ++
Kathleen ++

Brittany 4
Renee 4
Cassandra 4
Natasha 4
Sarah 4
Samantha 4
Kathleen 4
Whitney 2

Hall of Fame
Jaslene

Brit, Cass ++
Nata --

Brittany 6
Cassandra 6
Sarah 4
Renee 4
Samantha 4
Kathleen 4
Whitney 2
Natasha 2

Hall of Fame
Jaslene

Brittany --
Sarah ++
Natasha ++

Cassandra 6
Sarah 6
Natasha 4
Renee 4
Samantha 4
Kathleen 4
Brittany 4
Whitney 2

Hall of Fame
Jaslene

Brittany --
Sarah ++
Natasha ++

Sarah 8
Cassandra 6
Natasha 6
Renee 4
Samantha 4
Kathleen 4
Brittany 2
Whitney 2

Hall of Fame
Jaslene

Cassandra, Sarah ++
Natasha --

Cassandra 8
Natasha 4
Renee 4
Samantha 4
Kathleen 4
Brittany 2
Whitney 2

Hall of Fame
Jaslene
Sarah

Cassahhhhndra ++ (HOF)
Brittany --
Whitney ++


Natasha 4
Renee 4
Samantha 4
Kathleen 4
Whitney 4
Brittany 0


Hall of Fame
Jaslene
Sarah
Cassandra

Hmm, I thought we were HOF-ing two per cycle. Oh well, can we start with cycle 7's crop of bitches? If not, ignore this post. Anyway, overall, I thought most of these hamsters were pretty good at playing the jeans and wifebeaters game, but most of them don't stand out to me.

Melrose ++ (Yeah, some of her stuff was ugly, but I mostly liked her personal style)
Amanda ++ (I usually thought she looked pretty cute)


Melorse 2
Amanda 2

I can't think of anyone else who stood out to me.

Let's start this over with Cycle 1.

Two per cycle to be HoF'd. Ten to enter HoF.

Kesse ++
Elyse ++
Shannon ++

Kesse 02
Elyse 02
Shannon 02

Kesse: ++
Elyse: ++
Shannon: ++

Kesse 04
Elyse 04
Shannon 04

Kesse: ++
Elyse: ++
Shannon: ++

Kesse 06
Elyse 06
Shannon 06

Kesse: ++
Elyse: ++
Shannon: ++

Kesse 08
Elyse 08
Shannon 08

Kesse, Shannon ++
Elyse --

Elyse 06


Hof:
Cycle 1: Kesse, Shannon

Cycle 2

Yoanna ++
Catie ++
Jenascia ++

Yoanna 02
Catie 02
Jenascia 02

Cycle 1: Kesse, Shannon

Sara ++
April ++
Jenascia ++

Jenascia 04
Yoanna 02
Sara 02
Catie 02
April 02

Sara: ++
Jenascia: ++
Catie: ++ (what does Simon Doonan know?)

Jenascia 06
Sara 04
Catie 04
Yoanna 02
April 02

I have such a hazy memory for clothing, but Jenascia's outfit in the preshow promo shots was hot. I also loved Shandi's nerdstyle. She worked it.

Shandi, Jenascia ++
Catie --

Jenascia 08
Sara 04
Catie 02
Yoanna 02
Shandi 02
April 02

Sara, April, Catie ++

Jenascia 08
Sara 06
Catie 04
April 04Yoanna 02
Shandi 02

Sara ++
April ++
Jenascia ++

Jenascia 10
Sara 08
April 06
Catie 04
Yoanna 02
Shandi 02

Is HOF at 10 or 14?

Shandi ++ (I loved her nerd chic too.)
Sara --
Catie --

Jenascia 10
Sara 06
April 06
Shandi 04
Catie 02
Yoanna 02

HOF is 10 for this game, so Jenascia is already in.