Ok. Here we expose the silent hand of MTV editors.

Is Jen Bunney's nose the only true timeline on the Hills? Did Audrina wait until Brody's hand was healed before she went on a date with Justin?
Why the sudden flip from bike to car? Is Justin/Bobby really a twin and its the "other twin" who keeps crapping on Audrina? (Because we never got any close shots of JB at the BBQ).

Anyway, theories invited.

OK, so we see pictures of Jen and Lauren having lunch together and Lauren stating that there was a good reason for why they are meeting for lunch, and then a week later Jen is with Heidi while she is trying on wedding dresses.

Maybe maybe maybe, Jen is going to bring Lauren and Heidi together. I'm starting to think that this whole everyone hating on eachother is all a farce and we have all been duped. I would not be surprised at all if Heidi dumps Spencer in the finale and goes running back to Lauren.

But if it really was a farce, do you think Heidi would have let Spencer go that far? Like mentioning her B.C. on their blog? They both went kinda overboard dissing her. Maybe they'll make up for the cameras, but I don't see them ever becoming tight again.

Yeah, I don't think Lauren would have had a hand in it, espeically since horrible things were said about her and while it's clear she likes publicity, I don't think she liked any kind that talks about her nether regions. Who would?

But I totally think that Spiedi have something up their sleeve, that we haven't heard about or seen yet.

Ok, to piggyback on this theory, now that we have this thread: when Lauren comes back from the loo and describes the makeout session she witnessed, didn't it look like Heidi was sitting next to her? The girl is in the shadows the entire time and can only be seen once, but it looked an awful lot like her and I can't think of another one of Lauren's friends who look that similiar.

I also think the Brody/Spencer breakup is a total sham, completely dreamt up by those two to create drama/get more airtime.

I'm pretty sure the girl sitting next to Lauren was Lo.

Brody and Spencer are such girls. I wouldn't put it past them to create this drama to get more airtime. Brody's new sidekick, Frankie, seems to be 100x better than the Douche. I'd rather see more scenes of him and Lo than of Brody and his "ex boyfriend".

I backed it up and rewatched it a few times on 50inch HDTV and it wasn't Lo. Any other guesses?

I think we are on to something when we call Brody a KGB(Speidi) plant and Jenn Bunney a decoy plant.
I think Jenn is going to be the front man on the reconciliation but Brody is a deep cover operative feeding Jenn what she needs to get the job done.
Jenn Bunney at breakfast was waaaaaayyyyyy too competent. I think I see strings. And Spencer couldnt have gotten Heidi to leave faster if he had pushed her. He didnt even want to talk about going to dinner. It was all "i am ignoring you because when i do you run to someone else for distraction. that means go eat breakfast with Jenn NOW"

What would Jenn have to gain by bringing Lauren and Heidi together again? Maybe camera time, but you'd think she'd get more camera time being each girl's confidante - she could get squeezed right out of the picture if they become close again.

Also, given the rumors that she broke Lauren and Lo up by feeding each one lies about what the other said, I am hesitant to believe she'd change her tune now.

I don't think Jenn is truly going to bring them together. She is just playing that role as a decoy. Basically, I think neither Jenn NOR Brody is anymore genuinely connected to Lauren but the airtime is what they need to get Hollywood cache.
So Jenn will play at reconciliation to get those lunches with Lauren that make the news. Meanwhile Brody is the undercover operative that is sending information back to allow Jenn to play that role and I think Spencer is facilitating if not masterminding the whole thing.

It is like having an ambassador and a secret agent in a foreign territory.

Agreed. I don't trust JB. She was the same girl last season who wanted to get involved in Heidi and Audrina's feud and told Audrina, "You're such a random girl."

I'm not sure if this is a conspiracy but it strikes me as odd considering Teen Vogue "fired" Lauren and Whitney

Teen Vogue is involved in a Hills fly-away promotion to Paris?