Hey, with any luck, Dick could end up breaking his hip in that HoH.

And next week: Janelle, who has no life, returns to probably make me like her even less than All-Stars did.

I tuned in because I heard that Eric’s girlfriend was going to be interviewed and I wanted a good laugh. I got my laugh alright, but not when I was expecting.

“Is America’s Player America’s Play-uh?”

Oh, Chenbot!!

And Eric’s girlfriend: slightly delusional?

Dick breaking a hip would be too too funny! I might actually really start watching the show again!

Hey wasn't there a player in the game named Jen? I could have sworn she was there at one time!!!
Dick breaking a hip would be TV gold!

I'm thinking Daniele will win. She can probably fit her entire forearm down that hole. I hope she falls first, at least.

Eric is so disgusting to me. I just hate him. He's so arrogant. And I still miss Jen.

Amber handled the eviction better than expected. No footage of Jen?
Screw you BB.

Wait, did Julie Chen just say America's "Play-uh"? It's almost sad that she's become this....she used to be a real journalist.

The only part I watched was Amber getting evicted and the interview all I have to say is Amber, the motivational speaker? Ahahahaha. I'm surprised she knows what motivational means. Too bad she's gone. She was pure comedy. My only hope is that Zack wins HOH but that's doubtful since we are talking about Zack here.

Amber: Actually held it together during her eviction/Chen-chat much better than I expected. Also, "Nurse? Have you seen my pain medication?"

Jessica: She’s going to feel like the biggest fool when this is over.

Dick: Less Dick, tastes great!

Eric: Saved me $20. I was planning to order a similar Oregon Trail tee (“You have died from dysentery”) until I noticed the weasel sporting it tonight. Now I am seriously questioning my judgment on many things.

Daniele: Hope she took her vitamins, as the HoH contest is going to use up her one ounce of fat.

Zach: Hearing him say “rabbit hole” makes bunnies across the nation nervous.

Jameka: After listening to her talk with Amber and Jessica, I thought she might make a pretty good counselor.

Yea, I would to see him, Daniele, or Eric bust their ass. Of course, Dick will win to rob me of my joy! Loved the Dick spitting montage -- just nasty.

Oh! You slay me.

Just kidding. It probably doesn't make her too sad though, given that shilling for this show at least gives her a paycheque and all the body glitter she can handle.

Amber's speaking would motivate ME, that's for sure. It would motivate me to kill myself.

Good riddance to bad rubbish.HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Wow, the Chenbot borrowed some of Jen's body glitter.

Didn't Amber win a shopping spree last week? She could've dressed up a bit. I hope when she goes on her inspirational speaker tour she dresses a tad better.

Dick looked like high holy hell right before the show ended. He is going to have a heart attack.

I don't know what would be worse....putting all the tea in that bowl or having to be Jess and Jameka sitting there watching the comp. Do they get to go inside now that the live show is over?

Double eviction, here we come!

What have I learned tonight? That Eric's brothers probably would have been a better choice then Eric himself. Oh, and that Cheryl is about as pathetic, as Daniele's boyfriend, who isn't Nick.

Shout out to God, Jesus, and the rest of the gang, for help getting rid of the "good person", known as Amber. I can't wait till she finds out that no one, wants her to be doing any motivational speaking. And they probably don't want her treating them either, so there goes the nurising. Poor stupid, Jew-bashing Amber.

"America's Playa?" Oh, Julie Chen. That was worse then when Jeff Probst attempts to be hip. Oh, and thanks for telling me that Janelle will be showing up Tuesday. Now, I know that I don't really have to watch. I was hoping the rumors that Dr. Will replaced her were true, but I guess not. Then again, he actually has a job, while Janey has nothing to do, then worship with Daniele, at the altar of Nick.

I missed Amber's speech to the HGs. Did I miss anything important, or was she just blabbering to the HGs?

Dick has a special place in Amber's heart? Man, she really is a dim-fucking-bulb.

I about hurled with the 1-5-3 shit. My worst nightmare ending for this season: Daniele wins and jumps into Nick's arm; I put my fist through the TV.

Never say "playa" again, Julie Chen.

Who needs a paycheck when your husband is Les Moonves. This is just a hobby to her.

Eric REALLY got the short end of the stick with the looks in his family, but somehow they all got second and third helpings of tool. Who knew?

Amber was surprisingly.....okay when she was eliminated tonight. I'm confused and a little sad.
I think she was as well.
Difference is, I'm not always this way....while for her, it's a good day.

I'm going to give props to the BB producers; this HOH competition looks good.

What does that even mean? I missed the whole 1-5-3 thing so whenever Daneile talks about it I am clueless.

I hate Eric more and more after each episode. What does Jessica see in him? He is so gross!

When he said that thing to Jessica about them being he four bad asses and everyone having to get through them...I yelled out "God I hate Eric". My five year old piped in from his room..."I hate Eric Too". I said..."Good boy".

Can anyone describe what the HOH comp entails? BB was pre-empted in my area. Also, is this a double eviction week?

Amber: What does motivate mean?
What is that supposed to mean anyway?
*fingers crossed - Dick and Daniele. Dick and Daniele. Dick and Daniele.

If Eric makes it to the F2, I don't think he's got a hope in hell of winning. Dustin, and now Amber have said Eric was responsible for his eviction.

I wanted sequesterville footage. I really wanted to see if Jen acted any differently. Thanks, CBS, for giving us footage of Eric and Jameka's families.

Now, now. Let's cut the PTB's editing dept. some slack here.

Can y'all imagine how torn the poor things must have been when they had to decide whether to devote precious minutes of airtime to Jen's arrival at Sequester House or Dicky's Mucus Montage?

You waddle up and down a slippery aisle, transferring liquid from a giant teapot to a glass fishbowl with a tiny teacup, which Julie tells us will take 600+ trips. Once full, you grab a ball that was in the covered fishbowl.

Yes, double eviction week. Next week two people leave, so I'm guessing it'll be kind of like that fast forward thing where we do HoH, Veto and Eviction in one episode next thursday.



From what I've read previously, it's stupid cellphone speak. 1-4-3 is "I love you" because of the number of letters in each, so 1-5-3 is "I adore you." I will pause to allow you adequate time to puke.

1-5-3 means "I like you"

Because people say 1-4-3 for I love you (1 letter, 4 letters, 3 letters) and since Nick said he was in like with Dani (as opposed to in love) he would say 1-5-3.

ETA: Which really doesn't make sense because there is no 5 letter word...it would still be 1-4-3 according to logic....which explains everything, I guess!

If I understand it correctly "1-5-3" is code for "I adore you". "1-4-3" is "I love you". I'm far too old for texting myself but this is what the young folks tell me.

I think it would be so much better if they went through everything like normal, did the vote, and then when Julie came back to reveal the vote, she just said "Guess what? You're both coming out to see me"

I can't believe I got cheated out of my Jen sequester house footage! They better make it up to me.

I'm not a believer but I'm glad they had that Jameka segment. It seemed only fair that they give her some context since they've been making her look crazy for weeks.

Best news of the week: Double eviction next week! Anything that will make this horrible season move faster.

Now I'm just praying for Zach to win HOH because I need something to shake up the JEDD alliance. Go Jen!!

Double eviction is next week. The HGs have to use a small teacup to carry liquid from a large teapot while walking on one of those long slipperly slide things to the other end of the yard and pour it into a huge fishbowl. They have to fill up the fishbowl enough that the silver ball floats to the top where they can get it and then go back to the finish line. Occasionally a mixture of baby oil and butter? is sprayed to make it slippier. They estimated it was 7+ miles and over 600 round trips to do this.

Ahh...there IS logic. consider myself corrected, I guess, but I'd heard the other explanation, too.

I just threw up a little bit in my mouth. What are they twelve? It reminds me of when you were young and would pass someone a note..."Do you like me? Check the yes or no box".

I hate these people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No, too much botox. Her right eyebrow area looked like a caveman. And she looked 45.

Are we allowed to stop talking about Jen yet? I wasn't quite sure, considering she's not on the show anymore until the finale, so she's not really doing anything new, but I guess because she was the "best" of the "worst," she's going to be talked about for the rest of the season.

I digress, though. At this point, I just basically figure that everyone who's ever lived would look stupid on this show, between all the psychological warfare and everything, so it's nice to see people on the outside. Eric's family didn't really grate on me at all, they seemed to be genuinely supporting him, and even Cheryl (who looked good, and I agree, WTF is she doing with Eric?) was behind him. And they explained the whole "on again, off again" thing, so that's cool.

I kinda hope Zach wins HoH, that'd be neat. But at this point, there's no reason to start declaring "WORST PERSON ALIVE" status on anyone, because I'd look just as bad given 3 months in that house.

Does anyone know Amber's motivational tour dates? I'd love to go! It would have been more awesome if she had mentioned her modeling career. I hope the nursing thing is a joke because I can just imagine a crying amber attempting to give someone a shot or take blood while kissing her locket and sobbing abou God's destiny.

I totally agree. Unfriggin-believable, no sequester footage

No jury house footage? Boo. I don't care about these dopes.

Here's hoping Zach wins HOH. He's about the only one left I can stand, and it's probably by default since he doesn't do or say much. I've got my feeds on and this may be the most boring HOH competition ever. Partly because I don't really give a flying fuck who wins. Partly because it's stupid.

I thought the same thing, at first, but then remembered that when they showed the ball coming out, it barely fit through the hole. I don't think she'll be able to pull it out.

I didn't even remember Dustin, Jen or sequester until reading here. I didn't really miss them.

I really liked the segment on Jameka. I just think she's a complete class act. Love her!

Well since I can't stand half the rest of the HG's this year, might as well bring back the one I despise the most.


We couldn't get that lucky. But the image of him falling and breaking his hip is now priceless to me. Hopefully if it happens, they won't send help immediately to Mr. Donato.

Well my reality tv world just got a little smaller. I knew I recognized Eric's on/off girlfriend Cheryl from somewhere. She was a contestant on the first season of SYTYCD. She was sporting blond hair back then but I would know that little insipid smile anywhere. She was an awful dancer with delusions of grandeur. In fact Mia did call her delusional in an interview segment.This girl scored so low during the different choreography sessions, at her elimination, Mary or Mia coolly suggested she should maybe pursue a career as a Britney impersonator.

Topic - I'm hoping against hope that Zach wins HOH and puts up a person from each power alliance with the threat of backdooring their alliance mate. Of course this could get a little hinky with the double eviction but I just want to see Eric squirm more than anything.

I also made my .99 cent investment for Eric to elicit Jessica's nomination. Freakin tool.

If the Douches were to get evicted on the same night, that would just make my summer.

Zach for HOH (and then Eric/Jess on the Fast Forward)!

I'm 53, so I can't for the life of me, figure out why a young 20ish woman would ask for Botox.
And whatever doctor administered it should be shot because it made her look like she had a bee sting above her eye.
Being sad about losing Eric? After wasting four years of her life with him? Oy vay iz mir. She needs some therapy asap because she must have such low self-esteem.
No matter how many times I watch the Eric swooping in the kiss Jessica footage, it still makes me ill.

Um, yeah...exactly how boring is Sequester House that they didn't show any footage. I really don't care to ever see the Pompous One's (Dustin) face again but there can never be enough of the Jentastic Jen!

LOL moment of the night...Amber predicting a career as an Inspirational Speaker. For what symposium-How to get in touch with your Inner Crybaby?

Still I would rather she stayed over that putty faced Zach.

What kind of world do we live in that a hot chick like Cheryl would waste four years of her life with that mutant freak.

I loved Janelle before but when I heard on House Calls she dislikes Eric...that truly cemented the deal. I'm surprised they waited so far into the season to play the Janie card...what would BIG BROTHER be like without her anyway.

And since it can't be said enough I hate that cocky, slimy scum bag Eric. WHen will he get his commuppance?!

Wow - I remember that. And here I thought she was just the ex-bride of Franken-Stein.

I couldn't resist the urge to tune in tonight. Damn this show.

Amen to whomever said Eric's on-again-off-again girlfriend Cheryl was sadly delusional. No wonder she was even dating him. Poor girl.

And hearing Julie Chen say "playa" was just wrong. Please, never, ever say that again. Especially when referring to Eric, who is anything but. Seeing the kiss again made me want to hurl. Fuck that showmance right in the ear.

Amber going didn't really bug me. For a moment when her eviction was made final I thought the show was going back up a bit. Then I remembered that Jen was gone and it promptly fell back into the seedy depths where it belongs.

And double eviction! How I love thee! I'll definitely watch for that in hopes that somehow Dick and Eric are both evicted and Jen is there to congratulate them. Then Danielle would promptly fall to pieces and get evicted the next week. And Kris would be there to formally break up with her on national television. Oh a girl can dream.

Pretty damn good.
But I totally agree with you on the Eric stuff. He sucks.

By the way, is it just me or does Daniele seems so insincere in all her goodbye videos? Maybe it's the eyerolls and pauses of "Hmm, what else can I say?" or maybe it's the shit-eating smirk on her face. I hate her. (But not as much as Dick or Eric.)

Thank You Awau1957! When Cheryl came on I knew she looked familiar. When I saw the picture of her with bleached hair I knew she was from some reality show I watched...and that I didn't like her. For some reason I thought she must of have been a Real World/Road Rules person. I can't believe I forgot about Eric talking about his SYTYCD girlfriend.

And I can't believe I didn't remember who she was since I've watched every episode of Season 1 like 10 or more times.

I was more than ready to see Waamber leave the house but I felt a little sad for Jameka when she was crying. I think she may feel like she's really alone now. She can't play for HOH, she has no allies and she doesn't even gave anyone to talk to anymore.

Then Amber started talking to Julie and I remembered why I hate her.

Gah! I hate Chenbot Thursdays. OTOH, Amber's out! I would have been crushed if the only remaining person I can stand (Zach) had departed instead. Well, not that I dislike Jameka; she just bores me to tears. At least Zach actively plays the game.

I'm not sure why Dick is wasting his time slip-sliding to fill his fishbowl. Why not float his silver ball to the top with his endless supply of spit?

It was such a little thing but I thought it was nice of Jessica to get up out of bed and go sit near Amber while Amber was making her pitch instead of reclining like royalty...ERIC.

Fucking Janelle. Get a life.

Okay, Amber as a nurse should scare the crap outta everyone. My cousin was a nurse and also a meth addict. She stole prescription pads and was writing herself prescriptions.

And Danielle sticking her hand into that thing to grab the ball? She could be just like that fable or whatever about the monkey who reaches into the jar to grab stuff and gets caught because he can't pull the stuff out, but refuses to let go and pull his hand out. That would be hilarious!

AuntieAnxiety:


I used to work with a 26-year-old girl who got some serious botox in her forehead...cause she thought she had wrinkles *eye roll*

Annnd on topic. Too bad Amber was voted out, she could've filled one of those bowls with her tears.

I am so pissed. I programmed BB because I was going to miss it due to class. To my surprise, the damn Dallas Cowboys game came on. After reading the posts, Amber is gone, we haven't figured out who won HOH because it will take a while, no footage from sequester (BB is slipping) and Eric's girlfriend is a SYTYCD reject with botox. What was the voting break down? I know Jameka voted for Amber, but who voted for whom? What other footage was shown?