“…calling her a vain, robotic bitch.” Whoa, Julie. Don’t hold back. Honestly, given that description, you’re kind of soul mates, so don’t go stomping on Jen. I don’t even care if she’s playing dumb: whether Jen is really smart and playing “Jen” or is exactly like that in real life, she is awesome. She’ll probably be the choice for Eric to try to evict again, though I hope not.

I like Jameka, even if she gives completely unreadable statements to interview questions. “Hey, Jameka, you’re kind of a wallflower, while everyone else is a flaming narcissist. Thoughts?” “Well, Julie, CBS went looking for crazies, so, [poker metaphor].”

Mike believes in integrity, honesty, and sacrifice. He should be totally proud for keeping his integrity and honour in this, a televised, bikini-laden freakshow aimed towards earning half a million. And he gave flowers. I will miss him, he was so scintillating.

Dustin as HoH: here’s hoping for a week with less dickery.

Oh great. Now that Dustin is HOH we have yet another week of Amber's crying ass.

Julie Chen? Still awesome.

Mike? Pretty, loyal and with integrity in Week 3, so of course he's gone.

Dustin as HOH? Why do I get the feeling it will be like last week, only without as much dickishness?

My first thought when I saw Nick, all slicked back with a soul patch? Who's th--Oh, ew! He so looked like a gigolo tonight.

Anyway, has America screwed Eric over by asking him to vote Kail? People will wonder who the second vote for Kail was. But, oops, Dick was already accusing Jen of voting for Kail. Man, Dick's like a dog with a bone. For some reason, he feels that he has to get on someone's case for every little thing.

Ah, well. The Body is gone.

And Dustin's the new HOH with Dick--Dick!--giving these words of advice: "Keep a low profile." What? I have a hard time believing that Dick learned a damn thing about low profiles during his reign of terror. Also, Kail, sweetie? Did you not hear the part about "by a vote of seven to two, Mike you have been evicted from the Big Brother house"? That means that not everyone kept you (or intended to keep you) in the house? How is she multi-business owner again?

Kail thinking everyone kept her because they love her was laughable.

Wow Eric, could you have been just a little more obvious in trying to throw the competition? Good lord.

I wish Kail was gone but oh well. Maybe this week, lol.

I love Jen.

What I DO NOT love is this absolutely ridiculous slant that CBS is jamming down my throat. Did you all know that Dick was awesome? And that he was just doing what awesome people do by trying to eliminate the eeeeevil Kail from the house? Every toolish thing that Dick did or said in the last episode was actually edited out. Like Dick saying that Kail was "selling [Jen] under the bus" sounded stupid, obviously, so it was changed to "throwing", or am I mistaken? And the "Daniele....I choose Mike"? Gone. Even Mike's goodbye message from Julie was pro-Dick:

Julie: "Some people have said that crossing Dick was the biggest mistake you'll ever make in your entire goddamn life, you dumbass Dick-hater."
Mike: "...."

Dustin as HoH? Boring. He'll just follow Dick/Nick/Daniele...

I get the feeling it will be just like last week, with just as much dickishness. I expect every person who isn't named Zach, Jen, and Kail, up in the HoH room for late night strategy sessions and utter annoyingness. Dick is feeling ridiculously safe, and that's not going to be fun to watch. Not at all.

Did anyone notice Dick once again trying to intimidate Jen before the HoH competition? He was attacking her about her vote, trying to pit her against Kail again. The dude seriously makes me sick. Dustin? Can you please realize what a prick the over the hill rocker is? Please?

Bye-Bye Mike. Too bad... I wanted Kail to go but hey this could be interesting. They all love you... LOL

Dustin as HOH-Well I'm not happy or upset. Just indifferent. I would have felt the same way about almost anyone winning. Is that good or bad? It is week 4.

Jen doesn't get her looks from her mom. OMG.

Daniele's BF looked sad... and he's much better looking than Nick. He also wants to marry her... unfortunately, I don't think he's seeing everything that has happened between the two.

The "Hi, it's Jen" returns. Ugh.

Why did Eric throw the HoH competition by ringing in so early on that last question? That was quite stupid, unless he doesn't want to be HoH which would help him keep a low profile.

Julie said bitch, awesome!

I knew they were doing the eliminator this week. What a disappointment. I hate cliques. I expect Dustin to reveal himself as a total prick.

Mea culpa.

Mike really an idiot. Now I really can't understand why he did what he did.

YAYYY, Dustin! I'm so happy for him!

Who do you think he'll put up? Zach and ... ?

(Oh yeah, and bite it, Joe!)

What a lame time to have the vote out elimination HOH. I think it was clear who the first three eliminated would be. Way to not be obvious about throwing that HOH there amERICa.

Dick is pretty annoying already accusing Jen of voting out Kail. Shut up ass.

Dustin as HOH = a boring week ahead. And could he be more of a douchebag tonight with his fake mustache?

Zach/Jen is my guess for nominations and will backdoor Nick if one of them win veto.

I think he has; that goodbye message to Mike was harsh IMO, at least compared to Amber/Jen who both voted him out as well.

He has a lot more reason to be sad after the show made him look like a total fool. Over and over again. I cringed for him as Dick compared Nick to him unfavorably. I cringed for him when he said he wanted to marry her as she was under the covers wishing for kisses. There was a lot of cringe-worthy material there. Poor guy.

I'm expecting that, too. I mean, obviously it's going to be any combination of the unpopular trio. Not because there's a game benefit, but because it's fun to be popular and cool. Wee!

I'ma look forward to reading the highlights this week....gotta feeling that Dustin will turn out to be a stone prick.

I see him nomming Nick/Zach with a Dick/Dani backdoor.

I hope America's Choice for Eric to push as nominee is Dick. That would create some controversy!

Apparently the HGs really liked the costume day, and decided to continue it, with Nick as a sleezeball, Eric as a frat-vampire and Dustin, briefly, as Snively Whiplash...wearing Dick's shirt. Snidely Dicklash?

Also, Jessica had bedhead.

Bye Mike. I don't think you'll be missed too much. But for someone who didn't talk much, holy crap, I couldn't wait for you to shut up before the live vote!

Seriously... just guess wrong on purpose - it ain't rocket science.

I have a bad feeling about this coming week... I have managed to maintain my Dustin love so far, but my spidey sense is telling me it won't last through his HOH term.

Let's get Eric to shave Nick and get him a haircut!




I know! I think he got so caught up in the game that he almost forgot that he didn't want to be HOH. Hopefully his antics went over the heads of the other hamsters.....

That was so dumb. Even dumber if he doesn't get nominated for it. I just hate this group so much.

I urge everyone that hates Dick as much as I do to vote the maximum of ten times on the CBS website for Eric to get him nominated. I need, need, need to see his ass nominated this week, not only because I despise him, but because could you imagine the blow-up that would take place? I'm positive Dustin would be way too afraid to ever look even sideways at Dick, but even still. That said, I expect the audience to tell Eric to have Jen nominated again. Blah.

I think he TRIED to do that on the question prior to the one he got out on. Then when he got that right accidentally and it was down to three people left he paniced and purposely answered fast with the same NONE answer. Way too obvious. Jameka clearly didn't want to win either.

My worst nightmare has come true and Dustin's lame flaming ass is HOH! Why do I have the feeling like he's going to be even worse than Dick? I will refer to his reign as Hell Week! And Dick really pissed me off when he accused Jen of being one of the votes to vote out Kail. It's none of his damn business how anyone votes! Jen had the right to vote for whoever she wanted. Who the fuck does he think he is?? I really hope Dustin nominates him. And by the way, Nick looked like a porn star tonight and that's not a compliment!

I LOVE that Mike got his stupid ass kicked out. Love it! This game isn't about being the Gallant to Dick's Goofus. He's not some knight in shining armor because he chose to throw the game for Kail. The whole thing blew up in his face and made him a bigger target than he ever would've been. All he had to do was shut the hell up and campaign for Kail on the DL. Putting himself out there the way he did only put himself and Kail in a vulnerable position. It was stupid and I'm glad he paid for it. Dick may be a dick, but I can appreciate that more than an idiot who wants to be the guy in the white hat.


Ah it was Def Comedy Jam...Loved her total clueless-ness sprinkled with a bit of narcissism.


I totally understand why Daniele is so into Nick. Her boyfriend is a bitch. He's the epitome of an all-day sucker. Nick is sexy, he's different, he's a bit bisexual, and he seems to have a spine. Dani's man, OTOH, is just glad to stand in her shadow....just as long as she'll have him. He's happy and feels fortunate that Dani put him on. Nobody really wants THAT guy. He's the guy who's usually permanently relegated to friend status until he catches a girl on the humble. He's the guy who finds a beautiful girl when she's most needy and vulnerable and winds up making his way to boyfriend. Geez, no wonder she's falling for Nick. He's everything Capt. Save A Ho isn't.

MarchingOcelot, I rewound three times over this, to make sure I heard what I thought I heard. Thank you for pointing it out!

Way harsh; way hilarious.

I love how Mike talked more at the ceremony then he has the whole time he's been there.

Eric was obviously throwing the challenge and it was probably smart for him to do so. He probably realizes that America would screw him if they could pick his nominees.

I didn't want Dustin as HOH, he seems a bit unpredictable in a place of control.

Done and done. I rocked the vote. Although I'm not spending ten dollars on text messaging just to watch Eric talk about how unpopular Jen is across the nation and the BB house. But my free votes are totally cast!

Daniele acts like a 15 year-old.

For some reason I was allowed more than 10 online votes. All of them went for AmERICa to get Dick nominated. Actually I wouldn't mind Dick or any other houseguest whose name rhymes with Dick nominated. Actually there are more houseguests that I'd like to see evicted than I would like to see stay.

Yes and apparently it started 3 seconds after he won the damn thing.


As for America it could be true, but not everyone in the house is dumb enough to not realize that he had to have some motive for throwing it. Unless he already discussed it with someone.

Okay I wanted to feel bad for Mike, but then I realized that was Dustin said was partly true. We basically know nothing about him, so how am I supposed to miss someone I never really knew anything about? Though, I wish it was the 30 IQ genius instead. I wonder what her vendenna will be this week? (That's never going to get old, EVER)

Dustin has no great reason to keep Zach around. I'd rather he nominate some combo like Dick/Daniele or Dick/Nick, but getting Zach out would make sense. Everyone in the house is creeped out by him and whether that's fair or not, Dustin's going to get the backlash if he doesn't put Zach up.

I know some people are probably upset about what he said to Mike. I didn't love the tone, but I 100% agreed with what he said. Mike didn't try to play the social game. He never tried to get to know anyone. He never seemed to care about actually playing the game.

Dustin would've been better served throwing this HOH to Jameka, and saving himself for next week when he'll have more of a target.

Eric couldn't have thrown the competition more blatantly if he'd tried. His smarminess when he talks to Julie makes me want to turn the channel. I hope America votes to have him romance Dick.

I think Butthead is getting nominated. Dustin has Amber as his lovah, Kail thinks they're pals (although she might be nominee two), Jen is the obvious-so-let's-not-pick-her choice (or is she?), Jess, Jameka, and Eric live to float another week, Daniele you are safe, so is pushy Dick cuz Dustin's probably scared of him and Dustin's sort of on Dani's side. Nick is safe due to the Double D connection. This leaves only Zach. Huh-huh, huh-huh...cool.

Dustin's HOH week will probably be exactly like Nadria's. After that week everyone hated the fitness twins. I guess it will be funny to see him get his face stuck in the poo because him and Whamber just wanted to be liked by the cool kids. I hope Jen sticks around.

Yeah, as soon as I knew that it was the 'be as invisible and non-threatening as possible in the house' HOH, I knew that no one interesting would win, so I immediately lost interest. I don't think Eric will suffer at all for blatantly throwing. He was up against two people that were in the HOH room pow wow, the Anti Mrs. Robinson's Alliance people. Also, he answered the first question right, which took out the biggest threat - Jen. They'll thank him for the latter, while ignoring the former. Acually, I think Dustin is probably so thrilled to be HOH, he will profusely thank Eric and Jameka for 'helping' him, because I bet he loves the thought of Joe sitting at home and stewing.

I liked Daniele's boyfriend. I thought he was a lot cuter than Nick, and I like it when people from the outside get interviewed, and don't play into the whole "She's just a bitch, and I hate her, and I think she can suck it" angle that I know CBS is going for. They were together for 2 years, who am I to say what their relationship was. And Daniele did come out in her Hoodie of Sadness and cry to Dick in the hammock about her boyfriend. She's obviously conflicted. He's certainly not a 'bitch' because he's going the "I love her, and I'll wait to talk to her" route.

Bye Mike. I really wanted to like you, and loved you ragging Dick at the POV, but the honesty and loyalty and integrity card doesn't work in this game. And quite frankly, 2 days from now, I'll forget there was ever a Mike on this show.

Heh, another reason Eric threw HOH is he just cast a minority vote, and is only saved from facing the Wrath of Dick because Dick hates Jen so much he refuses to believe anything she says. Eric is probably worried that if he gets HOH, America will get drunk with power, and make him nominate Dick and Amber, just for spite. I wouldn't want that responsibility either.

I really like Mike, and was totally hoping for him to stay until he came out with "and I hope I've enlightened and inspired everyone." Then I wanted him to go. I still think he's a good person, but worried that Mike would spend the summer trying to teach people to be as awesome as he feels he is, and that's just annoying. I loved Dustin's list of the 4 things he'd learned about Mike, ending with "and you like meat." How inspiring!

That was horrible. If I want to see this kind of thing, I'll watch Cheaters. Some things are just not entertaining, and watching people toy with infidelity while humiliating their loved ones and possibly breaking their hearts is way up there on my Not Good TV list.

I actually said to Mr. D. "Who is that on the couch?" and he said, "Nick." Ewww. He looked like a seedy lounge lizard. I never thought I'd prefer him with his helmet hair.

I can't believe no one has mentioned Gentleman Dick and his lovely gas antics. Loved Jameka's reaction. Although I have to say, it's one of the least offensive things I've seen him do in two weeks.

I was trying to forget! Yes, it's natural, but he was so disgusting about it. At least he left the room...

right outside of it.

ITA, I mean especially after seeing Nick's "Godfather" impersonation tonight. Seriously, WTF was on his head?

Judging by the people who were scheming in the HOH room (Dustin, Amber, Jameka, Dick and Daniele), I don't think that Dustin is going to end his HOH week hated. The majority of the houseguests apparently like him, and I bet he'll put up some combo of Zach/Kail/Jen, with the leftover HG backdoored.

Jameka has GUNS. Who knew?

At the beginning of the show, I wanted Nick to take that goddamn hat off. It looked SO stupid. And then I saw him at the end of the show, and I was PRAYING that he'd run and get the woolie.

It didn't take him long to unbutton his shirt when the HOH competition was over. Boy knows how to play to his strengths.



At least he was nice enough to spray some Lysol and shut the door. So courteous, that Dick.

Dick is what Dick is, and he'll probably never be able to redeem himself with us, or his daughter.

But Danielle is a jackass. I don't care how wimpy her boyfriend appears, she's a shit. 3 weeks away from her love of 2 years, and she's under the covers with a guy who wears a haircut of someone 10 years his junior. Nick's just going after her 'cause she has a boyfriend. And I remember her drivel about "her boyfriend and her grandma are her family... and all he did for her..." blah blah blah. And she has to crawl in bed to sleep on top of this ass she's known for less than a month. Nice. Class. Character.

And I don't care how bad her dad is, and how less cute the boyfriend is than Nick, that is totally shit behavior toward her boyfriend.

How about the "not saying anything" route or the "I'll not make myself look like a fool on national TV" route? Watching him was like watching a male version of Erika.

Oh, jeez, is that what he was doing? This makes it even harder to look at him--not only does he look like a rotting corpse but he seems to be making certain that he smells like one too. Yeah, it is a human function, Dick, but you don't need to share it with others.

I liked how nobody had a reaction except Jameka, like they're all used to it.
Hey, at least he left the room and used air spray. That counts for something, no?

Zach should start to pack.

Didn't like Dick badgering Jen that he believed her to have voted against Kail...hope he goes on a witch hunt and uncovers Eric aka WedgeHead as the voter.

Best part of the show...Julie getting impatient and making like the academy awards orchestra trying to usher Mike off his platform as he delivered his pompous version of the Gettysburgh Address...

He was a tool and got what was coming to him...put perhaps...just perhaps...he really WANTED to go home if it was true about him not having any friends in the house...I can't imagine that would be fun.

Chris HAH! You could tell he was trying to convince himself that Danni would stay true to him but the somber look on his face told that he wasn't buying it either.

So Jen is just faking being dumb? That kind of takes away a bit of her charm...she must have gotten all the good DNA from her pops.

How long does everybody figure before Dustin/Amber/Jameka/Dick/Danielle name their alliance?

Oh, and btw, nice farewell to the troops there, Mike!

I hope soon. I'd have to have to keep referring to it as the Jameka, Eric, Dustin, Amber, Dick, Daniele alliance. That could get annoying.

Maybe they could call it the Friendship v. 2, because this season's turning into season 6 all over again - all of the people aligning under Dick-as-Cappy/Mags.

You said it, CoolKel! That is the last thing we need, a Season 6 retread, but unfortunately, it seems that is exactly what we are getting.

Dustin will probably nominate Jen, Kail and/or Zach. Boring.

I feel bad for Mike.

I don't care for this season so much anymore.

Eric has been Dick’s right hand man in thier strategy sessions lately, so it would be kind of ludicrous for America to tell him to get Dick nominated. Also, it would be hilarious.

Maybe we can do both in the same week and make Eric’s head explode.