Sylar wants Claire's brain,
Claire is as dumb as doorknobs
Why does he want brains?

Her ability.
Sylar wants this thing only.
Not her being smart.

"The watchmaker's son
...tick... becomes the watchmaker.
It is so futile."

Striving for greatness,
becoming so powerful,
but having brain breath!

witty pseudonym...I am impressed.

Sylar takes over
yet another thread. Just give
the whole thing up, Pete.

Peter Petrelli:
He can do what I can do;
He is an empath.

Had to respond to yours, Forsquilis :-P

Lonely watchmaker
Achieves new height of anger
Two separate rooms?

Because not all translators adhere to the 5-7-5 rule, an homage to Basho:

Old refinery
A cheerleader jumps
Splat

Moon blocks sun
Shadow falls on my cab
The emo kid is cuckoo

The orchid's fragrance
Scents Nathan's straining shirt
Typical Linderman date

Claude--
A chance to dodge
My brother and Mohinder

Smoke-shrouded,
What mountains are these
In Odessa, Texas?

Horn-rimmed glasses
All that remain
Sprague blew up my house

Autumn night
Deserted street
This is New York City?

Season's end
I wonder
Which characters live?

A series:

One man glows in pain
radiation, subatomic
destruction pours out

A Future friend said
He must save the cheerleader
That will save the world

One man hides darkness
Light enters through a window
Cracked by his daughter

Neither man's complete
Until flying connected
Both men glow with love

Yeah...well...I...my brain isn't functioning very well at the moment, so I can't come up with a good haiku comeback right now! ...But trust me, sooner or later, I will!

:-)

How about a simple recap of Season 1?

Save the cheerleader
And if you succeed in it
You will save the world

mwahahah

Alright, first Hiro Haiku on the board!

Oh sweet sweet Hiro
You jump through time and through space
And into our hearts.

Trying to make sure this thread doesn't disappear into the obsurity of the second page:

This is he,
Peter's big brother: morals
Of Liquid

Oh! I've got one!

Nathan and Peter
Two slightly disturbed brothers
And extremely hot

To gain more power,
Eating brains is, of course,
Only logical

Bwah, Asteria!

Sounds like something Spock would say...hmm...coincedence?

Second season please,
I need you on my TV,
I am an addict.

What has hapened to
Nathan, Peter and D.L?
Are they dead or what?

How dirty I feel
A song by Winger I hear,
When Claire is on screen,

(I could do this all day)

Villain Mohinder?
High IQ, no common sense -
He needs a death ray.

Too moral to be
a successful bad guy, and
too pretty to die.

The world is changing,
and he will rule over all.
With dull voice-overs.

Admit it, Sylar
If you have to eat their brains?
You're not that special

Sylar is special
for he acquires a discount
at the ice cream shop