Cook away! Here's the first:

Cissy Yost's Famous Tunafish Sandwich

Salt
Pepper
Pickles
Lemon Juice
2 tablespoons of Mayo

Add the above to one can of tuna. Add anger, shame and venom. Serve on stale bread.

Options: there are none. Who cares how the f**k you like your sandwich?

I'm going to lock this thread and await discussion in the moderator questions thread to see whether it's something people want/need. Thanks!

Since we've been reopened, I'll offer a bit more inspiration:

Vietnam Joe's Brownies-to-Die-For

One box brownie mix
Oil, egg and water as per box instructions
Reefer to taste

Mix all ingredients. Add more reefer. Cook for 30 minutes at 350 degrees.
During the last 5 minutes of cooking , top with more reefer.

VFW Option: Omit reefer.
Butchie Option: During the last 5 minutes of cooking, huff some paint.
Mitch Option: add 1 tsp baking powder to increase rising capability.

Great thread!



Then munch and munch and munch 'til the Second...er, Third Coming.....

Ramon's Rules for Motel Cookouts:

If x=number of hungry people and y=Hotdogs, Hamburgers, potato chips, then 2xy=a regular fixture

John Dough!


Bwa! And for all his "years of spititual discipline", is he not the least self-actualized person on the show?

(Thanks, kq338! I reposted my menu items on pg. 2.)

Double D
One Ruby Red Grapefruit, halved.
Share with daunting fiancé.
Pit. Abandon with big tip.

John Dough
Remove fully-kneaded and risen bread dough (and pan) from right front pants pocket.
Place in oven, or remove fully baked loaf of bread (and fish) from left front pants pocket instead.
Serves 5000.

Nice work Lucille.

Mitch Yost's Poultice-to-Go

Various medicinal herbs, as per recommendation of
alternative apothecary

organic wild honey

water from purifying hot spring

Blend ingredients with non-deforested wooden spoon until a paste is formed. Apply to affected area and cover with organic recycled cotton cloth. Visualize healing action as you ignore the urgent concerns of your loved ones. If you feel pulled by those demands, gently remind yourself that they are toxic individuals who seek to intrude on your goal of self-actualization.

Mitch Yost's Poultice-to-Go

... Must be applied in a hotel room by a blond woman half the man's age. A plus if she thinks you're a total blowhard.

Barry's Cure for What Ails You

Orange Juice

Tiny Paper Cups

Serve to others with a smile, and the covert threat of homicidal/suicidal action.

(Thanks, thatguy. Unintentional misspelling.)

Iced Palaka

Take one Ice Cream Man
Remove all Ice Cream and most clothes
Fill bath tub with several buckets of ice (rusty ice is okay)
Set Palaka in ice filled tub.
Insert antibiotic IV drip into Palaka (hang from lighting fixture, shower head or bicycle hand bars, as convenient)
Let Palaka chill while you wait in a holding pattern for the antibiotics kick in (smoke 'em if you got 'em)
When Palaka is half-chilled, remove from ice bath and rock vigorously
(Be sure not to snap Palaka like a Thanksgiving wish bone)
Palaka may be returned to ice bath after the sun-baked flesh of your co-chef is tested with a quick bitch slap.

Serve immediately upon resumption of normal speech patterns, though this may be extremely hard to determine.

Iced Palaka goes well with orange juice and Winchell's variety dozen.

Butchie Crisis Cookies

1 needleful black tar heroin
2 Heineken
3 angry yelling voicemails
1 Kai boning

Bake at 450 degrees if you can remember if you have an oven or not.

EduardoDinero, can Butchie Crisis Cookies be baked in a George Foreman Grill? A strange haired girl needs to know...

Serving suggestion: Crisis Cookies can be followed by soda, Twinkies, and the like.

Liberal sprinkling of racial slurs, optional.

Fellow Snuglings, as part of my groovy meetup gang, I am hosting an all day Test of the Faithful JFC screening. I thought it would be hilarious to serve snacks and libations as the show airs in a miraculous manner, appearing with the appropriate treat at the exact time it happens. I've come up with this so far, but figured y'all might remind me of any I might have missed!

10 a.m. Episode One
11 a.m. Episode Two
12 p.m. Episode Three
1 p.m. Episode Four
Winchell’s Variety Dozen
2 p.m. Episode Five
Room Service Salad!
Sliced apple when Zippy gets his
3 p.m. Episode Six
A fattie for everyone in the van ;*)
Grapefruit halves
Tuna Fish salad ala Crissy
Burgers, veggie burgers and hot dogs during the Sermon of the Snug
4 p.m. Episode Seven
Cigarette break with Dr. Mike
Orange juice in Dixie cups
Iced Palaka (perhaps sherbet with candy bones broken up in it?)
5 p.m. Episode Eight
Snack TBD!
6 p.m. Episode Nine airs on HBOE
Snack TBD!

This is part of preparations for a Pilgrimage to Imperial Beach the following weekend...

Sounds like fun, Sallyrover. Reminds me of midnight showings of the Rocky Horror Picture Show 25+ years ago! (except we threw the food instead of eating it).

The only things missing that immediately come to mind for me are Cass' little bottles from the mini bar (I forget the episode, sorry) and at the beginning of episode seven, boiled toast ! Perhaps you could also serve something slimey whenever the hospital's legal guy shows up :-)

John Monad's Cincinnati Miracle Diet
Eat nothing daily for every day spent in IB.
Do not dump out under any circumstances... EVER.

The Last Supper

Appetizer: Weed a la Coke Bong
Salad al la DO NOT DISTURB: Assorted Seasonal Mini-Bar Treats on Bed of Un-made Hotel Sheets
Choice of Entrees: Free-Range New Age Cockatiel,
or, Saucy Surf-Shop Soubrette (boned)
Choice of Dessert: Ice Cream Man Glace, or, Elephant Cage Confection
Choice Selection of After-Dinner Cheese and Bon-Mots

Closing Time Delight

1. Sneak up on one medium-sized hare-lip
2. Insert saliva moistened finger tip in one ear for seasoning.
3. Gently wrap in t-shirt material
4. Rub slightly salted breasts against the boney cranium of the jug head
5. Remove from t-shirt wrapping.
6. Let sit until an array of monads forms on the computer screen.



To follow-up on a previous post--the eat drink and "roll a fattie" JFC marathon went off great. Participants gave an A+ for doing Cissy's tuna recipe exactly, and the timing was perfect on the wonderful chamomille tea. We didn't get far enough into the episodes for Nurse Barry's orange juice, so I was asked by my crew (who had only seen a few or none of the episodes) "what's with the Dixie cups on the tray?" Our final menu--Mexican pastries and coffee, split pea soup (not reheated on a George Foreman Grill), room service salad (complete with grilled zucchini roll-up), chamomille tea, and Tuna Salad Cissy (buying the Wonder Bread was hard, but crucial). We'll get to the other stuff this weekend when me and these Snuglings get together for the season finale I think I'm going to do a tiramasu elephant cage thanks to your suggestion, Pallas429!

Shaun's Cincinnati Sandwich O-< O-<


peanut butter

butter


Spread ingredients on Wonder Bread. Hold the tuna.

HA! "Hold the tuna!" The look of GF's face when Cissy asked him, "You don't want tuna?" was priceless.

Snacks to Relax

The Steady Freddy
Winchell's Variety Dozen
Cup of Joe

Butchie's Smack Snack
Heroin
Tap Water That Ain't Fatal
Spoon
Bic Lighter
Hypodermic Needle
(Caution: May cause addiction, fuck-upness, phlebitis and burning horn implants)

Jerri's Website Host Special
Wheatgrass Juice
Rat Poison

Zippy's Resurrection Reward
Sliced Apples on the Sly

Lois Laid Back
Chamomile Tea
Wonderful Billy

Cass' "Work Here" Camera Chow
Booze in Tiny Bottles
Room Service

Cissy's Comfort (non)Foods
Marlboro Lights
Vocal Chords
Handgun
Ball-busting Booster Shot

Shaunie's Escape
Diet Coke
Mary Jane

Ramon's Crisis Cuisine
Pea Soup for Three - To Go
(Delivered to your door, if Bill will let him.)