Ok, let's have some fun with this one.


Lexie's popularity skyrockets when her friends learn that her boyfriend can buy beer for the after-prom party. Her REAL prom.

or he meets her at the bike rack after rounds to ask her to go steady

or Thatcher wants her in by 10pm

or she writes I "heart" Derek all over the surgical schedule board.

Lexie will make him dinner. On her Easi-Bake Oven.

Not so sure of this belongs here, the mods may prefer it to be over in Grey Matter with the other character threads.

I asked the mods to move the thread to Grey Matter but until then



Hold hands during rounds

Go over Lexie's house to watch Lexie's season 1 of "One Tree Hill".
And then cap the night off with her copy of "Princess Diaries 2". Thatcher will of course keep an eye on the lovebirds to make sure they don't get frisky. (The last part made me throw up.)

He can take her to the theme park, they can go on the merry go-round.

He takes her to Target's parking lot so she can practice for her driver's test.

This struck me as a little more of a fun and games thread, so I put it here in Grey Chatter. Enjoy!

They watch the Teen Choice Awards.

Play Mini-Golf, and then go to McDonald's for Family Night with Thatcher.

Derek wants to take Lexie away for the weekend, but Thatch won't sign her permission slip.




And Bailey puts Lexie on scut because she spent all morning doodling "Dr Lexie Shepherd.... Dr and Dr Derek Shepherd.... Dr Lexie Grey-Shepherd.... Mrs Dr Derek Shepherd" on patient charts.

This thread is seriously cracking me up. I'm not watching the show, I'll just read this. HAH

Ummmm...Spend the night at the Seattle Holiday Inn, kids eat free.

They take pictures for Lexie's MySpace account.

He could take her to see the Wiggles, buy her cotton candy and popcorn and one of those glow necklaces.

Oh this is going to be sooooooooooo fun. Thanks mattsmom.

After going to see the movie "Ratatouille", Derek & Lexie go parking and Lexie gives Derek a hickey on either side of his neck.

Lexie lets Derek get to second base after he wins her a stuffed animal playing skee-ball at Chuck E Cheese.


(Jesus. Poor Dempsey. Sorry, dude.)

Sadly, their first date is cut short because she gets her period for the first time.

They have their first fight when he starts to think she's only using him to get into R-rated movies.

ETA: Changed my mind. (I like your next one better Maraschino.)

Derek shows up at the Grey house to pick up Lexie, and finds the Dateline NBC crew waiting in the kitchen.

All her friends are green with envy when he picks her up from cheerleading practice.

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Somehow, I don't think he'd be amused.

For her birthday, Derek takes her on a shopping spree at Limited Too.

They have to ride bikes (although her training wheels may slow her down) cuz she's not old enough to sit in the front seat with the airbag!

(If we sent these to Shonda, do you think she'd recognize the anvil and realize we DON'T WANT LEXIE ON THE SHOW???)

Lexie saved the entire 2nd to last page in her yearbook for Derek.

Lexie is thrilled to find out that a sixpack isn't just the beer Derek can buy her and her friends, but also what is on her boyfriend's BFF McSteamy stomach.

Lexie asks Derek to take her to the Justin Timberlake concert, because it's for big people and daddy won't let her go alone.

For the one-month anniversary of their first date, Lexie goes to Build-a-Bear and makes him the cutest little doctor bear with a stethescope, a surgical cap and mask, and little blue scrubs.

Lexie asks Derek to teach her how to drive a stick shift in her Barbie mobile.

I can't breathe from laughing. OMFG, poor PD.

Derek smiles when Lexie says "take me for a ride, Derek". Then he realizes that she literally meant a ride because she can't drive yet.

Lexie asks Derek to sign her scrubs "Love, McDreamy".....

<barf>

The day after their first date, Derek leaves the hospital to find a note under the windshield wipers of his car. It's written on pink legal-pad paper and on her signature Lexie has dotted the "i" with a heart.

He takes her to the museum

Lexie invites Derek to a party at a friend's house; highlighted events include: Backstreet Boy sing-along and animal balloons.

Later that day, Lexie gets in trouble during rounds for singing "Derek & Lexie sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G".

Lexie introduces her imaginary friend, Meredith, to Derek.

Drive up to Lois's house to try to convince her to get back together with Bram and Sharon. This is followed by a Fred Penner concert. It's a long date.

Can you change 'due' to 'do'? It's bugging me.

Arriving at work on Valentine's Day, Derek is surprised to find his office door frame arched with red and white balloons, and the door itself covered with construction paper hearts with "L & D" written on them in permanent marker. This causes some confusion among the staff, who assume that Labor and Delivery has been temporarily moved to this area, and throughout the day a parade of soon-to-be-mothers is mistakenly brought to Derek's door.

Derek braids her hair and then they go the mall so she can buy some glitter.

They go to the zoo and, since Lexie loves it so much, they go on the monorail twice.

ETA, minor nitpick: can we change the "due" in the title to "do"?

Derek buys Lexie and her friends tickets to the Spice Girls reunion concert.

When they return home he gives her a goodnight kiss. Unfortunately, TRK (The ruler of all things evil) is found lurking in the bushes and as an attempt to get rid of the Derek character he tips off police and Derek is later arrested for "endangering the welfare of a child".

(LMAO-This thread is making me pee my pants.)

Derek and Lexie take the ferryboat to work together. Lexie makes Derek reenact the oh-so romantic boat scene from "The Titantic" on the rail of the ferry. Everyday.

LMAO I leave for a little while and this place goes crazy - nice work

Derek tries to get into Lexie's pants and she explains the reasons she will remain a virgin.

ok, this thread is too damn funny. When I first saw the title I wanted to vomit. Who knew the topic could be so funny?

Sadly their first date ends tragically. Derek takes her to see High School Musical . . . on Ice! She squeeeeeeeees with delight. Afterwards he takes her out for sushi, she has an allergic reaction and dies before the ambulance can get there.
or
He takes her on the ferryboat and she falls overboard, never to be seen again.
or
Lexie sees him at the new intern mixer and passes him a note that says "do you like me, check yes or no"

Lexie starts a Seattle Grace Pompom Squad

LMAO-to add on to this idea

Derek goes to pick her up from ballet lessons and she's wearing a shirt that says "gave my word, to stop at 3rd"

Aw, you beat me to it. I was going to say that she shows him her Purity Ring. But here's the shirt!

ROFLMAO.....



as Derek excuses himself to the bathroom




I asked the mods to fix the title enigma. I can't spell - sorry

They stop at Lover's Lane, and as Derek approaches second base, he discovers that Lexie has stuffed her training bra with tissues.

LOL

After Derek "finishs up", Lexie leans over to her night stand and pulls out what looks like a credit card, Derek looks down and at the card it saids in purple letters "V-Card, 'cause you can only do it once"

Hee!

While Derek was in the bathroom, Lexie rummaged through his drawers looking for a lighter to light candles only to discover *gasp* glow-in-the-dark balloons! Needless to say, Derek was a little horrified when he came out.

Since they cannot have sex due to Lexie's purity pledge, they decide to dye their hair with Kool-Aid and play a rousing game of "Dump, Date, or Marry" They swiftly break-up the next day, when Derek is not only mortified by his Grape Purple hair but also the fact that Lexie revealed to her pals that he WOULD have married Posh Spice.

Derek is taken aback when he arrives to pick Lexie up for their first date and Thatcher grills him about his family background, driving record, college plans and career prospects.