"Scotch-free" - Kail (Isn't she the second BB retard to say this?)

"I feel like God put me on the block as a gift." - Amber (who seems to think God spends most of his time listening to weepy cocktail waitresses from Nevada).

"They seem to have a really close niche." - Carol (who is apparently not too familiar with the meaning of the word "niche").

"Jen lives in her own little Jen world. It’s Jen-uinely in-freakin’-sane!" - The shy and subdued Joe.

"Nobody was looking at each other like, 'You're mine tonight!'"--Jameka

"When I think of you, I shake...I shake like a elipeptic at an arcade!"--Dustin on Evil Joe

"'Scotch-free...is that how it goes? 'Scotch-free'?"--Kail

"We have all of the big guys...and Eric."--"Diem Tisdale" Fresh Meat Diem + Ashley Tisdale = Jessica

"This is illegal in MANY countries..."--Jameka on the 'Big Brother Slop'

"THAT'S THE PICTURE THAT EVERYBODY IS GONNA SEE!!! (10-second pause) That sucks."--Jen

"It was NEGATIVE..." Dustin
"Bitches" Tameka

"We all put our hands together and yelled 'Go Blue'! ...... Because we're the blue team." -- Jessica

There's already a favorite HG quotes in the Flotsam section. Maybe the threads could be merged...

And maybe then it could be moved here. I feel like people ignore the Flotsam section.

"It's like dark bag eyes and it's not even my bags" Jen about her picture.

That girl is comedy gold.

JOE: I. Spoon. Fed. Your. Life. To. You!

DUSTIN: You only knew me two years!

Dustin: He [Joe] has really big nipples.

I'm hearing some really good lines on the live feeds right now. Do they count?

Sorry. What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. :)

Joe: OK, so somehow I.....IMMACULATELY conceived gonorrhea!

"Now THIS is just a violation!" Jameka on her room being ransacked during the veto.

"What the HELLLLLL is this?" Jameka(on the tiny room during the premiere)

All the others in this thread are good too.

ERIC: "There are 13 sharks and then there's Carol.

*in a Jen voice* "Like they moved like the Big Brother House like to Vegas?"

Wow. That bit from Joe almost scares me.

Oh, some visuals for the first quote, just in case the show doesn't do it justice.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/tra...xo/amverjoe.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/tra...xo/hoedown2.jpg

Joe: "My name's Amber and I'm from Las Vegas."

Hysterical bit.
I taped it from "BB After Dark "on Showtime I am breaking the tab off that tape and keeping it forever for when I need a great laugh.

Jameka to Jen: Have any days here flown by for you, because I have felt every one.

Mike: "_____"

The look he has on his face is funny.

Dick imitating Jen "Oh, you're playing chess? Look at my chest."

Joe about Jen winning HOH "There's a door on the teacup. What a brilliant technicality to bring into the mix to make the person who is the biggest idiot who guesses the lowest freaking number because they are a moron who has no spatial perception wins the HOH competition! I am sick of people being rewarded for stupidity in this country! Geez Louise!"

Jessica(referring to a pie at the food competition): "That was the most disgusting thing I've ever had in my mouth."

Yeah, right.

I did have to look it up in the OED but scotch-free isn't necessarily wrong. It's an archaic and rarely used variation of scot-free …but still.

Dustin on the strong man competition: "He has a W tatooed on each of his butt cheeks."
Zach: "What does that say?"
Dustin: "WoW"

I may have this somewhat wrong, but...


Zach on Jen: I don't know, I think you guys could patch it up, smooth things over. Maybe even date.
Dick: I'd rather stick my <bleep> in a meat-grinder.

When trying to convince Jen to nominate Jessica to complete his America's Player task:

Eric on Jessica: "I'm stupid and I talk to the sun and I'm retarded."

I laughed my ass off because of how his face looked when he said it. Plus, it's what I think of Jessica most of the time anyway.


Trust me, no one bought that one.

I take it that "meat grinder" is another translation for the word Jen in the Jen-tionary.

No, I actually think Dick meant a meat grinder. Although I don't think he really would stick his <bleep> in one.

And just to be grammatically correct: a person can't immaculately conceive gonorrhea, but you can immaculately contract it. Er, right?

Edited to be grammatically correct and stick in the word "be."

Edited again: OK, Rillion, I can understand that no one has heard of the "Immaculate Contraction." But, if Joe's saying that the gonorrhea came from nowhere, why did he say he "conceived" it? If he "conceived" it, then that came from somewhere, didn't it?

This conversation is beneath us, isn't it?

The point he was trying to make was to sarcastically say that the gonorrhea came from nowhere. But if you contract something, then it came from somewhere. So I think his usage made more sense....plus, "immaculate conception" is an actual existing term, whereas "immaculate contraction" is not.

Actually the immaculate conception refers to Mary being born without original sin - so I don't think Joe's usage is correct anyway.

Actually, the immaculate conception refers to Jesus being conceived - with Mary not having sexual intercourse.

Not to get completely off topic - but no it doesn't. Jesus' birth is the virgin birth (or conception). Immaculate conception refers to Mary - check Wikipedia or any Catholic website. Or go to mass on the Feast of the Immaculate Conception

Yes. Joe was trying to convey (sarcastically) that unlike everyone else who gets an STD from someone else, he got his from nowhere-- like Mary, who unlike everyone else who is born with the burden of original sin, was (supposedly) born without it. And yes, the doctrine of immaculate conception pertains to Mary, not Jesus.

"*GASP!* It's the ghost of Anna Nicole!" --Joe, upon seeing Daniele's face through a window. This was back in the days when I kind of liked him...the first 20 minutes of the show.

*Hangs head in shame* My apologies, you are correct.

Evel Dick on Jen opening a gift at the veto competition:

"It's a personality!"

Even though it was bound to be said at some point, "Dick is sucking" when Dick choked at the curling challenge.

Jen: "I sometimes forget other people aren't me"

I thought she said "I forgot other people aren't like me." or words to that affect. If she said it your way, that makes me love Jen more. ;)

T-shirt!

I know, I'm twelve, but still . . . .

Amber: Do you like Dick?

Nick: Huh? Yeah, I do.

Amber: Me, too. A lot.

Dick, on exacting revenge on Jen: "Tit for tat. So to speak."

Awesome.

Jen: "I'm not very good at that... feeling-bad thing."

All I could think, as she's using the spoon as a mirror while someone else cries, is Jen = Cordelia Chase, high school years. Jessica could be her Harmony, and they could have a kickass alliance! /Lame Buffy Reference

Jen (whilst looking into a spoon): "I definately feel something, I dunno if it's bad."

She's so awesome.

Dick: "She was ready to SELL her under the bus"
(Regarding Kail turning on Jen)
He later got the term correct, and then also said "sell her down the river".

"God is so GANGSTA!" - Jameka to Amber after the POV competition as Jam was trying to comfort Amber & quoting the Bible.

From a while back: As Eric gives his reasons to Jen to nominate Jessica (per America's Choice),

Jen: I remember her saying something about how she was the hot girl in the house, and I was like, "What?"

I don't know. Me and my brother have been quoting that line A LOT. Along with Jessica's "She is NOT loyal" which CBS keeps showing during the commercial pimping the live feeds.

I'd like to second the "God is a gangsta! That's why I love him!" Jameka quote. Had me rolling for five minutes.

Also, Amber's comment about Jen's crying being a show, followed up with a succinct "Whore." Alright, Amber.

That was Dustin. Sad...but true. :(

"Clip it, BITCHES" -- Dustin.

Dick: Do you know who Patsy Cline is?
Jameka: I don't know who that ho is!

My favourite quote has to go to Julie Chen.

JC: So Jameka, why do you think God placed you in the house?
Jam: Oh gosh, I don't know? To win?
JC. HA! HA!

Twas amazing.