Hi. I have no way of knowing this, but I look a LOT like a barista in Miss Alli's neighborhood. But I'm thinking the barista watches better things on TV than "TWO AND A HALF MEN" complete with caps.

I cannot look at that name without thinking of Boogie. I hope he's nothing like him.

Mike is insanely sexy to me. I think it's his voice. And he doesn't look bad or anything either.

I have sunk to a new reality tv low. I recognized Mike because he appeared on Gay, Straight or Taken.

*hangs head in shame*

It's the arms for me. Big arms make me swoon.

Please, please be decent - and shirtless a lot.

Which of the three did he turn out to be?

Oh, thank you! He looked so familiar, but I couldn't figure out where I had seen him before. At least you're not alone now!



He was actually the single/straight one, which fits his profile I think.

If his alignment with Kail is true, he gains points from me. I like him and I kinda like Kail, bad quotes from her and all.

Oh, dear. It's the love child of Ed Grimley and Andy Samberg.

LOL. You're so right. ...

I KNEW there was a reason I thought he was gay! Still think it, too.

I dont think so. I was hoping he was but once one says one is straight, they are straight.

I can't remember seeing this guy on Thursday night's show. That isn't a good sign.

Yeah, my reaction on seeing this thread was, "There's a Mike?" There were a lot of guys (you know, the ones not screaming about having gonorrhea) that all looked alike to me at first glance.

Mike is my new Big Brother boyfriend. I can look past the Mrs. Robinson alliance, "conversating", Two and a Half Men, Mischa Barton, and his constant dating (spoiled because it's on the live feeds so i'm not sure what's ok)...

...because have you seen him without his shirt? SEXY.
...He does kind of have an Andy Roddick-ish look, as someone on the episode thread pointed out, and I think Andy Roddick is SEXY.
...Plus, he used my favorite fun expression ("I know, right?") in serious conversation tonight on the live feeds.

I love him, and you can't make me stop.

Mike is super-hot. This show never fails to bring the man-candy, I have to say.

I hope he has all of his "strategy" sessions topless.

Is he serving a useful purpose in the house?

Someone must be the deer in headlights all the time, I suppose.

Very true!

I was going to post "There's a Mike?" but got beaten to the punch. Has this guy drowned in the hot tub or something?

I think this guy will win because I barely remember him AND I have the feeds. He kind of looks like Zach but he doesn't have the strong (yet creepy) voice.

He is also my pick because I I think he's in the position of Drew in the Four horsemen. Just hanging out for now.

I think he is just as vapid and as stupid as Jessica.

I just want to say that Mike looks NOTHING like Zach! Zach is so ugly, while Mike is really hot. (that being said I want Dustin to win, lol)

Mike? I barely even knew he was there. He may get far for staying off the radar, but it won't last long if people realize that.

I just remembered the most interesting thing about Mike; I could be wrong, but I believe that when he's in the HOH room with Kail in the second episode, he gets up from a chair and we get a fleeting shot of his butt, totally uncensored. Again, I might be mistaken--I'm going to have to do some "fact-checking." "Research," if you would.

Has he even had a Diary Room clip yet? If he did, it wasn't very memorable.

pretty! i didn't even know he was on the show before last night's episode.

Memo to Mike. It's 78 degrees here in LA at 6 pm. Why are you being such a doofus and wearing a sport coat during eviction night? Tool. He's totally angling for a post BB entertainment career, or at least better luck with the opposite sex.

On BBAD, don't they get dressed up for "dates"? Maybe he was just dressed early.

I thought he looked good. Now I at least know what he looks like.

There's nothing much to say about him, so here's his modeling photos:

http://www.oddandstupid.com/BB8/Mike/mikes...ther_photos.htm

I guess I knew exactly who he was from the Showtime feeds. He's constantly working out in almost every episode.

Those pictures are kinda atrocious.

I'm sorry, but I don't see the "hawt" or pretty that everyone else sees in him. In fact, I think he is kinda fug. And no matter how straight he claims to be, he still pings my gaydar even moreso than Nick.

Seems like every time on the Showtime feed he's either working out or eating.

It's another Drew tragedy.

Drew was hot too!

Mmmm...bland eye candy. It's not just for (straight) men anymore!

He looks better in the ones with clothes than the shirtless ones. Dude can fill out a suit.

Does he have some connection to the Hostel movies?

I find it hiliarous that he is most popular on the CBS Big Brother 8 polls.

ETA: Apparently, the voters think he'll win, too.

I was wondering if he's autistic. He looks bewildered, and he never says anything.

I'm from behind the cheddar curtain too(like Mike) and we're all like that here :)

He was actually on a lot today, and he talked more than most people. Magnus and Cragnus was great.

Hey, maybe on Tuesday Jen will talk about someone besides herself!

Actually he didn't talk much. He was lurking around in most of the scenes, however.

I think Drew had more personality than what Mike is showing. Of course, this could change.

When I look at him, I can't help but start to count all those moles. Imagine having to monitor all those moles on a regular basis. He's a dermatologist's dream!

That's how I learned to tell him apart from Zach.

I love that my BB Boyfriend kind of subtley instigated during both the kitchen argument between Jen and Dick ("more! more! more!") and the kitchen argument between Jen and Joe ("She was just being direct on what her intentions are") and still gets nary a mention. Keep flying under the radar like this Mike, and you're gold.

Also? Give me more Magnus.

I much prefer Mike to Drew.

Drew had Jase in his ear almost the whole time. The only "obnoxious svengali" in Mike's corner is Kail, and even she isn't as annoying as Jase.

Drew also had Diane doing all his thinking. Maybe Mike has more brain than either, but we'll never know. They could replace him with an inanimate carbon rod and no one would notice.

that would have to be one extremely pretty carbon rod (and also I don't know if the rod would be vapid enough to be an equal replacement).