Hi. My taste in music? Above average. My taste in movies? Below average. You do the math.

His TV show choices somehow get my gaydar up and running.

I say this as someone with no gaydar whatsoever:

His face gets my gaydar up and running.

On another note: he listed Feist under music. Barring him peeing on someone's face within the next hour, I cheer for him.

He gets your gaydar up and running cuz he's GAY... he even says so on his "WeLoveBigBrother" interview. At least he's not hiding it like Eric from TAR.

Is he a famewhore/actor/reality show contestant type? Or does he remind anybody of a particular actor? He looks familiar and its driving me nuts.

And holy shit, he does have giant nipples. You could land small aircraft on those things.

For America's Player, can I text to Eric to sew up a muzzle and use it on Joe? My GOD, he needs to shut up.

Or have Eric give Joe's Ex back his shirts.

Joe: gonorrhea, open shirts, apparently pathological willingness to destroy others. I rescind my previous liking. No matter how much you hate your ex... do you really want to share your genital medical history with people you've known for like two hours?

Ass. I feel so sorry for poor Dustin. He's not even tolerable.

Yeah I thought I'd be able to support him through anything b/c of my undying love for Feist, but I just can't do it. Proclaiming that fact that your ex gave you gonorrhea on national television: not cool. I don't think Ms. Feist would find it cool either.

I'd like to text America's Player and ask him to give Joe gonorrhea again.

ROFL Whip! I love that idea!

He has gonorrhea...of the mouth.

He immediately reminded me of the guy on Reno 911 who is always wearing short shorts, roller skates, and gets busted for prostitution. I love that guy.

But unfortunately, I kind of hate Joe.

That would be a good thread title. I hate him too. He want to be the center of attention too much.

And he has yet to reach the levels of nasty Eric from TAR reached, too. But the summer's still young.

I totally agreed with Jessica that this guy's gross.

He's thoroughly repulsive. So stereotypical. Unfortunately, apart from Jessica and Dustin, it seemed like the other people think he's a hoot.

What's up with the shirts open all the way down to the navel? Dustin does the same thing. Did they learn it from each other?

At least Dustin is likeable, this idiot is NOT!!!


I second that and I think dustin would help Eric do it.

This may be both a new low and a first for reality TV. A contestant who wants millions of people, including his fellow houseguests, to know everything and anything about his sexual history. Thanks, but no thanks.

Didn't Chiara and Tonya from BB3 already do that?

Not only was his confession crude, it was totally tactless. Now everyone knows how vengeful and manipulative he can be, plus he made the more conservative houseguests even more uncomfortable. That can't be good with Kail as HOH.

I can't wait to see the gonorrhea moment on Best Week Ever and The Soup though :-p

You've got to give this dude credit for one amazing thing he did...he instantly made 7 past seasons of Big Brother seem classy and mature by comparison.

And with his "gonerrhea" statement, along with his confession of what he did to Dustin afterwards, made the entire house just repulsed by him. Kail's prob. gonna nominate him right away - not because he's gay, but because neither she (nor anyone else) needs to put up with his crap ruining their stay. Sure, other petty crap'll ruin their stay anyway, but Joe is SO intolerable, he needs to be sent home to watch his ex on the feeds.

Didn't Dustin say he cheated on him with his best friend or something?

Fuck off, Joe.

Yes, he did. Joe cheated on Dustin with one of his friends.

Dude is scum.

Terry! Ha. I was thinking the same thing.

Joe was entertaining to me- yeah, the whole gonorrhea thing was tactless, but I still laughed.

Me too. I admit to being part hag but I thought he was funny. No matter how long he stays, I'll always remember that he's not flexible in hi nether regions. Heehee

He looks like a young Michael Rappaport to me.

I think he looks like Tom Drake.


Yep, him too.

First instinct: do NOT like him
Second instinct: he seems sweet, maybe I should give him a chance.
The second he thought Dustin might be there?? Yeah, this guy is annoying as hell, and I want him off my TV screen ASAP.

Good lord, what an annoying little clubstitute attention whore. He never shuts up, every five minutes there's some form of LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME HERE I AM thing going on with him.

As appalling as it is to tell total strangers about your STDs, it's even grosser to tell them about someone else's STDs on live national webcasts. When he said all that, he didn't know if Dustin was even in the "house" (at which point you're fair game) or if the livecams were up (which I don't know either but would always assume to be so). Absolutely irredeemably nasty kid, this.

Word. It was hilarious when he was spinning on the mushroom. He would twist his neck so his face was always forward (i.e. towards the cameras), then when he had spun too far, he'd whip his head around again towards the cameras, maximizing his face time!

That's it! Thank you! And...Michael Rappaport with gonhorrea. EW.

How do we know Joe got gonorrhea from Dustin? I choose to believe he got it from riding a tractor in a bathing suit.

Ohhh, I hate that I'm going to stick up for this kid when he already made me cringe (and since I already seem to have picked Dustin as my favorite), but I think he was trying to do the dancer thing-- focus on a point as you spin to keep yourself from getting dizzy.

Or... yeah, it's probably more in character to assume he was camera-hunting, so we won't take that out of the equation just yet!

Like, those nipples can't be for real.

You think he opted for them? I would cry if my child adopted the Enomous Nipple lifestyle.

Hee hee, I was just coming here to post exactly that. Maybe we could incorporate "two-dollar tug jobs" into his thread title.

I'd worry about sharing the hot tub with VD guy - I wonder if his Gonorrhea speech was a brilliant yet crude way to gain a little more personal space in a crowded house.

I'll give Joe credit enough for liking Stoli Razberi with 7-Up. Maybe he'd shut up if someone would just give him a big-gulp cup of it. Enough to make him, say, pass out just a bit. Seriously annoying, this one is. Makes me curious how/why Dustin ever gave him the time of day.

Everytime he lies his nipples get bigger? A spin on Pinocchio?

Get.off.my.television.

Dustin for the win!!!!!!

Spot on.

And seriously? With the nipples? Dustin wasn't kidding. Its like he's had collagen injected into them or something.

Hee! And - that's the tractor story??

This little Halsted Street twink gives me gas. Ugh. So completely nasty, with nary a redeeming quality in his freakishly big-nippled nody. WHAT was Dustin thinking?!

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who IMMEDIATELY thought of Terry from Reno 911! as soon as Joe opened his mouth. I think my exact words were, "Oh my God, he's Terry, only not funny!"

And yeah, I am not normally in the business of noticing guys' nipples, but holy crap, Joe's are disturbing.

Also: shut up, Joe.

I'm convinced that the nipples are where all the evil resides. Neutralize the silver-dollar pancakes, and Joe'll be powerless and out of the game.

Hey, you need to post "Silver Dollar Pancakes" in the Name the Contestant thread.

I wonder who broke up with who. Dustin said Joe cheated on him with his friend, while Joe claims that Dustin gave him gonorrhea. If we are to believe Dustin's "It was NEGATIVE!", then I'd say Dustin has the right to harbor the animosity. But it doesn't seem that way. It seems like Joe has all the pent-up hatred, as evidenced by the previews.

I'm hoping that one of the challenges has something to do with wrestling. I'd like to see these guys go at it and slap each other around.

Based on last night's show, Dustin was slumming.

I didn't mind Joe at first, but the more he went on, the more annoying he became. It's one thing to state your case after a breakup, but to actively seek to poison other people against your ex is tacky. And someone's not telling the entire truth here about the gonorrhea. Joe seems to have equated "needing to be tested and coming up negative" with "having gonorrhea." Not quite the same. Right now, it's a "he said/he said" sort of thing, but I believe Dustin at this point. When he screamed, "It was negative!" I got the impression he's said that to Joe about a million times before.

That was funny, but if you're Joe, do you really want to be saying that on national television? Seems to me it would cut down on his potential dating pool.

Heh, I think the pool is already down to a puddle after "I had gonorrhea! Yay!" and "I ruined my exes life! I'm a psycho!"