Miss Alli
Jul 5, 2007 @ 2:16 pm
Right, so...what's funny about listing "tanning" as a hobby? I don't get it.
amandamarie00
Jul 5, 2007 @ 3:02 pm
I'm looking forward to seeing how Jessica does. She's a hometown girl and seems very sweet.
mymelody
Jul 5, 2007 @ 4:34 pm
Jeezus, what is up with these old-looking 20 year-olds? Seriously, this girl looks at least 30 if not more. You could see crows feet from that photo and it's not even high def. She should stop with the tanning pronto, seeing that it's already aging her face prematurely.
keram
Jul 5, 2007 @ 4:50 pm
Let's watch Jessica get
drunk, shall we?
lindseyquinn
Jul 5, 2007 @ 4:56 pm
Awww, I feel like we know her already.
Klassy!
Dale
Jul 5, 2007 @ 5:21 pm
Looks like a cross between sweet Kris from TAR6 and odious Danielle from TAR9 and TAR11.
whip1
Jul 5, 2007 @ 8:35 pm
Let's watch Jessica get drunk, shall we?
same outfit, headband and all!
ferretrick
Jul 5, 2007 @ 9:01 pm
Wow, even in the shots without red eye, her boyfriend is kind of serial killer looking.
Rhio
Jul 5, 2007 @ 9:09 pm
ewww, that's her boyfriend?
Dale
Jul 5, 2007 @ 9:35 pm
I did agree with her how gross Joe was to bring up the gonorrhea thing. Seriously, that guy's already on my nerves.
ferretrick
Jul 5, 2007 @ 9:36 pm
ewww, that's her boyfriend?
I'm assuming.
Dbrain2004
Jul 5, 2007 @ 9:42 pm
Oh, honey. That "boyfriend"? NO.
BTW, is anyone else seriously annoyed by the sound of her voice? I wanted to reach through my TV screen and duct-tape her lips together to make it stop.
fountainof
Jul 5, 2007 @ 10:11 pm
She looks older than 21 to me. Must be the tanning hobby, she has crow's feet at 21 - yikes!
citrimax
Jul 5, 2007 @ 11:13 pm
same outfit, headband and all!
Haha, I cracked up at that too. She needs a new outfit!
jazmyne
Jul 6, 2007 @ 12:05 am
I haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate when people say "Jessica" like it's two syllables: "Jess-Cah!" Yeah, it's your name, and you can say it however you want, but there's an i in there, and I don't remember learning about "silent i" in elementary school grammar lessons.
I actually don't hate her, which I really thought I would. Maybe I'll change my mind later, but so far, there's too much other competition in the "hate-ful, rage-inducing" category.
lindseyquinn
Jul 6, 2007 @ 10:04 am
same outfit, headband and all!
It's like that episode of Seinfeld. She has a closet full of ugly little black-and-white checked minidresses.
deliciousd
Jul 6, 2007 @ 5:11 pm
For some reason, Jessica reminds me of Diana DeGarmo from American Idol.
eholder
Jul 6, 2007 @ 7:49 pm
Jessica was the one I hated the most on first impression - but she entertained me a lot. She seems like she'll say a bunch of dumb funny stuff.
ghettoghostman
Jul 6, 2007 @ 10:57 pm
Let's watch Jessica get drunk, shall we?
Jessica reminds me of one of those Super Sweet Sixteen bitches in that picture. I can just feel the transparency and vapid void of nothingness from her...
Dale
Jul 7, 2007 @ 1:05 am
You know, Jessica's voice reminds me a bit of Fiji's Michelle's voice -- kind of annoying, at first, but not so bad once you take the time to get used to it. Plus, she sounded quite a bit like her.
Orion7
Jul 7, 2007 @ 10:39 am
I got the impression that Jessica hates, hates, hates Carol, and Carol just barely remembers who she is. Compared to the GonorrheaGate and the father-daughter issues, the Jessica/Carol conflict doesn't seem very interesting.
Rhio
Jul 7, 2007 @ 12:00 pm
GonorrheaGate
TM
OrionDamn Damn Damn you to hell Orion.. lol I was mid sneeze and choking at the very moment I read that.. it was not a pretty site... HILARIOUS!!
greyhorse
Jul 7, 2007 @ 2:03 pm
What exactly was the conflict between Jessica and Carol? At first I thought she said something like they were ex-lovers, then it seemed like it was just something like high school rivals that didn't like each other. I thought it was ridiculous that Jessica would bring up $5 that Carol never returned. $5 (even three years ago) doesn't seem like a whole lot. But maybe it is to her if she lives in rural KC. It sort of reminds me 20 years ago when I hounded a classmate for $0.25 for over a week that he borrowed from me to play an arcade game. But hey, 25 cents was a lot to me back then. I guess though I wouldn't bring it up on national tv about something so petty.
ghettoghostman
Jul 7, 2007 @ 2:05 pm
Jessica mentioned something on the live feeds about Carol talking shit about her mama and hearing that she did so through a friend. I think the beef between them is catty bullshit.
Orion7
Jul 7, 2007 @ 4:54 pm
Jessica seems stuck in the glory days of junior high or high school. I don't get that vibe from Carol.
MarchingOcelot
Jul 8, 2007 @ 8:09 pm
I feel like, theoretically, I should really dislike this girl because she is pretty dumb and kind of vacuous, but in practice I can't. Her voice sounds almost exactly like that of a friend of mine, and her bizarrely vacant statements have a kind of super-stupid charm.
Deuce5000
Jul 8, 2007 @ 8:42 pm
I kind of feel the same way, MarchingOcelot.
Also, nice rack.
eiovass
Jul 8, 2007 @ 8:56 pm
MarchingOcelot:I feel like, theoretically, I should really dislike this girl because she is pretty dump and kind of vacuous, but in practice I can't. Her voice sounds almost exactly like that of a friend of mine, and her bizarrely vacant statements have a kind of super-stupid charm.
Ditto. She kind of reminds me of Nikki from last years UK version of Big Brother, and I heart Nikki. There is something very funny about that type of shallowness/cluelessness. It's like, is this chick for real. Sadly, I think she is.
pizzaslut
Jul 8, 2007 @ 8:58 pm
She's hilarious. "We had all the big guys...and Eric."
blackwing
Jul 8, 2007 @ 10:08 pm
I almost didn't recognize her when she was in the DR with her hair up. She looked a lot different, and a lot uglier. Much prettier with her hair down.
Her voice is a little irritating. Nowhere near as irritating as April's, but given time, it may approach those levels.
brownie
Jul 8, 2007 @ 10:42 pm
She reminds me of
Shannon Lawson.
Angel13
Jul 8, 2007 @ 11:38 pm
"We all put our hands together and yelled 'Go Blue'! ...... Because we're the blue team."
Pure gold. She's definitely entertaining.
greyhorse
Jul 9, 2007 @ 1:01 am
Ugh, I can't stand her vapidness. She is Kellie Pickler reincarnated, even down to the fake (although not as large) boobs. I thought Jessica wanted to work with Carol, but then she interviewed that she was happy Carol was going to get taken out so she didn't have to do it herself. What gives?
citrimax
Jul 9, 2007 @ 2:28 am
I don't understand. When she talking in the diary room, she finishes her sentence and then just looks straight ahead...why does BB keep that in?
pizzaslut, that cracked me up too.
Dale
Jul 9, 2007 @ 4:50 am
blackwing
Her voice is a little irritating. Nowhere near as irritating as April's, but given time, it may approach those levels.
Aw, I liked April's voice.
I can't really hate Jessica because she's had me agreeing with a
lot of things she said, like Joe being absolutely gross to use the gonorrhea story. And Jen making too big a deal over her picture. I just can't hate this girl. At least not yet. Though she may or may not make me hate her in the coming weeks. . . .
mtlchickie
Jul 9, 2007 @ 8:24 am
"We all put our hands together and yelled 'Go Blue'! ...... Because we're the blue team."
Pure gold. She's definitely entertaining.
Could not. Stop. Giggling. When she said that. I hope she lasts for more wisdom words from the Valley.
debs90
Jul 9, 2007 @ 9:16 am
I think the beef between her and Carol has to do with her mom. Carol's been talking about how much she hates Jessica's mom, and she's a total pageant mom, and that's why they stopped hanging out. I can totally believe it, so I don't really blame Carol. But it is still Jessica's mom, so if Carol was being a bitch about it and talking about it all over town, I can't blame Jessica for cutting her off either.
I like Jessica though. She's so goofy and strangely funny.
paganstar
Jul 9, 2007 @ 9:41 pm
Jessica = Mattel barbie doll + Janelle's IQ, brought to life.
Word of advice, dear: Get Over Yourself. The catty, bitchy, ditzy Malibu thing is not going to get you as far as you think.
Trompe L'Oeil
Jul 10, 2007 @ 12:48 am
I give you
Jessica after a summer of baking under the Southern California sun.
miiiike
Jul 10, 2007 @ 1:03 am
In one of her Diary Room entries, Jessica was wearing a bikini and for such a tiny girl, holy shit is she stacked. During the HoH competition, I believe Julie said two of the houseguests had admitted to cosmetic surgery. We know Daniele is one, is Jessica the other?
greyhorse
Jul 10, 2007 @ 1:30 am
I'm guessing Jen is the other one that has had breast implants, although Jessica seems like a possibility as well.
percolata
Jul 10, 2007 @ 6:21 am
I think there's no question about it. If a girl is skinny and has big boobs -- they're implants.
Because nature doesn't do that particular combination.
Jessica's voice hurts me.
blackwing
Jul 10, 2007 @ 7:23 am
Only two of them have admitted to cosmetic surgery, so there's no reason why Daniele, Jen and Jessica could have all had it. One of them is probably thinking people believe her when she throws out the Britney Spears "it was a growth spurt" line.
pluckyme
Jul 10, 2007 @ 8:30 pm
Her voice is making my head bleed.
where is truth
Jul 10, 2007 @ 8:31 pm
Holy mother of God, I don't know how much longer I can handle that voice. It didn't hit me until tonight, but I just straight-out cringe when I hear it. She's trying very hard to be Paris Hilton.
ETA:
Her voice is making my head bleed.
Great minds think alike.
paganstar
Jul 10, 2007 @ 11:30 pm
She's trying very hard to be Paris Hilton.
I agree - she sounds like Paris on helium.
citrimax
Jul 11, 2007 @ 6:59 am
I think she's coming across as very lame and foolish. Her whole feud with Carol was in what, ninth grade? It was obvious Carol is completely over it and here comes Jessica not over it, with her grins at the nomination ceremony and her DR's about wanting Carol out of the whole so bad. It was a teenage fight. I can't imagine going on this show and reaching back into high school to find someone I fought with. Hey, there's my locker partner, we got in a fight once in 9th grade because he put his smelly gym shoes in my locker and they made my History book smell- he's my rival now almost 10 years later!
Ugh. Maybe I'm just in a grumpy mood this morning but Jessica's behavior really, really gets on my nerves.
Eagle1997
Jul 11, 2007 @ 8:43 am
I think she's coming across as very lame and foolish. Her whole feud with Carol was in what, ninth grade? It was obvious Carol is completely over it and here comes Jessica not over it, with her grins at the nomination ceremony and her DR's about wanting Carol out of the whole so bad. It was a teenage fight. I can't imagine going on this show and reaching back into high school to find someone I fought with. Hey, there's my locker partner, we got in a fight once in 9th grade because he put his smelly gym shoes in my locker and they made my History book smell- he's my rival now almost 10 years later!
Ugh. Maybe I'm just in a grumpy mood this morning but Jessica's behavior really, really gets on my nerves.
SHe gets on the country's nerves. She is just so annoying with the feud with Carol and her general behavior.
Model Citizen
Jul 11, 2007 @ 2:26 pm
Maybe they're being prompted to play up the feud? I think Daniele and Dick just fell into the producers lap. I think Joe probably ranted and raved in his audlition interview about Dustin and that drove the producers to seek out D for the show. Then they had to find a third pair of rivals because two doesn't really make a theme of "The Summer of Rivals"--and Carol/Jessica's little junior high spat was the best they could do.
Eagle1997
Jul 11, 2007 @ 2:43 pm
Maybe they're being prompted to play up the feud? I think Daniele and Dick just fell into the producers lap. I think Joe probably ranted and raved in his audlition interview about Dustin and that drove the producers to seek out D for the show. Then they had to find a third pair of rivals because two doesn't really make a theme of "The Summer of Rivals"--and Carol/Jessica's little junior high spat was the best they could do.
I can see that and they saw Jessica's personality and knew it would grate the country.
I mean what were they going to do find a rival of Eric's?
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