Hey. So the way I've got it figured, nothing is going to bring me awesome opportunities in the live-in child-care field like going on Big Brother.

Something's wrong with the link. Can't check her out.

She and Joe are already in a throw down to the death for the Most Annoying Houseguest title.

I agree.. she's got my vote, thus far for most annoying.

So... what is it that she does again? I lost it in all that rambling.

Probably the first one gone.

Man, how many times in one night was she gonna say the word "like?"

Like, 1000?

Out of everyone, she annoyed me the most tonight.

She seems like a total L.A. cliche, but it would be hard to imagine a season of Big Brother without one.

She looks like a busted version of Megan Fox.

She's the nanny, I believe. Which makes her the second hot, but annoying as hell nanny I've seen this year, on my television (other is Hell's Kitchen's Bonnie.) Maybe Jen and Bonnie can form their own nanny camp.

Did she say something about being an "Estate Manager"? What exactly does that mean?

Does anyone else sort of envision her child care skills being somewhat like Tim Roth's in Four Rooms?

I'm guessing that means she lets the gardeners and pool guy in through the security gate while the "Mom/Trophy wife" of the house is with her personal trainer and "Dad" is making his millions working as a studio executive.

Jen is the real life version of the Kristen Wiig SNL character "Competitive Penelope". If you don't know, you need to go and find it on the internet. So ... I'm an estate manager ... in Beverly Hills. It's really cool. OMG I'm going to LOVE her if she keeps this up.

I invented estates...

Well, I'm going to love it more than you, because that's what I do. In fact, she asked me to love it first, which is, like, so cool.

I would never have made that connection, musicguynj25. Genius.

ETA: Can you imagine if Kail starts talking to her about being a multi-business owner and running the town? The party and one-upping will never stop then... I'm crossing my fingers.

You have no idea how happy it makes me to know that there are other people out there who have seen Competitive Penelope. If she and Kail get into a conversation about work, my head just might explode.

I had a mental image of the production crew shouting at her, "For crissakes, pick one career, so we can put it on your bio!"

Someone, please tell me this twit was joking/faking the crying over her (bad) picture/photo. She can't be that good of an actress! Can she?

Don't disappoint me! That kind of idiocy makes for good television, and makes everyone watching feel better about themselves!

Somebody should have told her that if she really wanted to get her picture off the wall they could evict her...
or that the 'ugly' cry and fit she through is a LOT worse to have to see than her picture that's on the wall!

Yeah, she thought that picture was bad, wait until she gets a load of that diary room video.

I'd bear any of the editors' children if they'd taken her crying speech and done a football sort of replay, where they would circle the bad portions of her face she was talking about, and then highlight the trio of veins that were pulsating in her forehead as she bemoaned the bags that appeared under her eyes in the original photograph.

THAT was the worst picture that Jen has ever taken? Gosh. I can show her plenty of pictures where my eyes are closed, I'm not smiling, and my hair is sticking out everywhere. Give me a freaking break. Guess we know who the vain one is this summer. I loved that all the houseguests thought she was utterly ridiculous.

Ha ha, that was the most pathetic (and strangely satisfying in a shaudenfreudesque way) five minutes of BB EVER. Umm, OK maybe when I was a highly neurotic 15-year old I MIGHT have cried about a bad picture of myself posted in public somewhere indefinitely, but - #1: I would've never cried in front of others about it, and #2: frankly, by age 18 I am quite sure I would've felt like an ASS for ever caring about such a thing to begin with! Jen's wailing about it was just RIDICULOUS. It wasn't even a terrible picture (does she think she is Angelina Jolie or something??) This chick is an ASS. I look forward to her breaking down more and more frequently until she is finally evicted.

Thank you, Jen, for providing the most amusing BB segment ever.

I didn't really find that satisfying at all. Even Jessica had me agreeing with her that it was no big deal. I thought the picture was fine.

If Jen has to break down and cry over things as superficial and shallow as that, she must go. Now.

Has anyone ever seen Jen before? She looks crazy familiar to me and it's really been bugging me. It could have even been something like Fear Factor, or a day player on some sitcom. I just don't know. Whenever I try to get anything more, I picture a strapless dress, but that could be a bad association. Does she look familiar to anyone else?

She has a modeling website and an imdb entry. Perhaps you saw her in the world-reknowned Lingerie Bowl? And yeah, I'm calling bull on her nanny claims. If she is one it's certainly not her first priority. She's a soft porn, actress-wannabe.

She kinda reminds me of Jenna Morasca from Survivor but other than that...I got nothing.

A wanna-be/aspiring actress/model on a reality show? Who would`ve thunk it? :-) Seriously, she`s quite the cutie, I don`t think the agencies`ll have a problem with the BB photo of her, her mental stability though, another issue altogether!

Hmmh, I haven't seen either of the titles on her IMDB page. It's driving me crazy, and normally I'm really good at placing people. Oh well, I suppose I'm just superimposing someone on her.

Have you checked her modeling site also linked above lasuanne? She has a lot more credits listed there.

Between the strange, drawn-out delivery of her voice and the looks, I think she's a(n even less classy) version of Adrianne Curry.

I checked that as well, SanLynn, but the only thing I've ever watched on her list was The OC and I'm guessing she was an extra. Oh well. This must be old age setting in.

I think Jen is perfect for this show.

lasuanne, she reminds me of the actress who played Marissa's lesbian lover on The OC. Now, on The OC, she was blonde but if you saw her on The Black Donnellys, she had dark hair and I think looked a lot like Jen. I'm totally blanking on her name, however.

I believe that actress is Olivia Wilde. She was also in that movie Alpha Dog, with Justin Timberlake.

Jen's meltdown about the picture was ridiculous. Part of me was laughing, but another past almost felt bad, because she really isn't bright at all, but it's not like she's all that mean. So, I almost feel like I'm kicking a puppy. A very stupid puppy.

I checked out that modeling website. I'm confused about this:

"Las Vegas" (Felt up girl at Pacific Tropic Contest 2007)

Does she mean she was the girl who was felt up? Or does she mean she felt up another girl?

She definitely reminds me of Jenna Morasca, who I also did not think was pretty, or worthy of her hype.

I would say that Jen might want to worry less about bad lighting and angles, and worry more about how the cellulite under her ass was showing up BIG TIME on my hi-def tv. On anyone else, I probably wouldn't have noticed it, or if I had, I wouldn't have mentioned it, because I don't normally care about such things, and I'm no model of perfection myself...BUT! Since she opened the door so widely to criticism with her wailing about the unfair photograph, I plan to take note of every imperfection she has, starting with that bump on her lip that she tries to keep covered with lip gloss, and her limp, uninteresting hair.

This is possibly the most shallow person on the face of the earth. *The bags under my eyes in the picture don't look like my bags! Waaaah!* She reminds me of a younger (and more unbalanced) Brooke Adams.

I will admit I have gotten many a chuckle out of Jen's meltdown, but I feel kind of bad for her as well. I've had my share of bad pictures (a lot posted on my Facebook), & it can be upsetting (I don't have the most confidence either), so I can relate to how she would be embarrassed. But to have such a freakin' meltdown over something as trivial as a picture that doesn't look that bad (& isn't even the official promo picture on the website) is kind of ridiculous. Save the tears for your inevitable nomination & eviction.

If she was that upset over a friggin picture, then her mental stability is going to be nonexistent by the time she ends her run on the show, assuming she lasts all of another week. I for one would be putting her up and Joe on the block just to try and get one of their traps shut.


Which will hopefully happen as soon as possible, given her performance. I wonder can we ask Eric to have her placed on the block???

Heh, facebook. In college, I always felt like nobody owned cameras while sober because of the seven million pictures of my friends plastered all over the Internet, there are, like, four with any kind of natural light/every person's eyes open. But when you see ugly pictures of you like that, you might think, "Oh my God, I hope people don't see this and think I look like this all the time!" But, Jen... is on TV. We see what she normally looks like, which is why I thought her meltdown was especially bizarre.

Yeah, man. I hope she gets evicted ASAP. She and Joe just rocketed to the tip-top of my Punch-in-the-Face List.

If she was coached by Will and she's still this stupid, I would believe that she probably works as a waitress at one of Booger's restaurants.

Holy Fuck! Wait until she finds out they have been showing her ugly feet on Showtime. Those are some of the ugliest trotters God ever produced!

I sincerely thought she was just annoyingly fishing for compliments on her picture at first. Even when she said "I'm going to cry!" Even when she did cry right there. But when they showed her Rudolph nose in the DR, I just lost it and cracked up.

She was already an object of my apathy, but now she is an object of my bemused (at this point) scorn.