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Cosanostra
Surprised there wasn't a thread like this, but mods assured me there wasn't. A place for your Doctor Who jokes. Toe-curlingly bad or otherwise.

Me, I've got some terrible ones.


Q:What's Captain Jack's favourite Johnny Cash song?

A: I see a Harkness.



Q: Why is Jack still a good lover when he becomes the Face of Boe?
A: He gives excellent head


Got any better/worse ones? Of the latter, I doubt.
KatherineO
I still love the crack someone made in the UK S3 thread:
Even when he's a face in a jar, about to die, Jack is STILL surrounded by pussy.

Best. Lewd. Pun. Ever.
Cosanostra
Oh, that was me (or, me and others perhaps?). Thanks!
Cosanostra
How do you lure the Master into a trap?

Master bait.
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